your fucking breakfast

1 hardboiled egg
1 bialy with smoked salmon and tomato
black tea

No cheese, no butter, no milk or sugar in coffee. Still pretty nice, though. Little smoked rock salt on the tomatoes for effect. This is prob going to be my standard breakfast for a while?

Later, some salted almonds and more black tea.

a bowl of apple-cinnamon off-brand-but-fancy cheerios that supposedly have lots of antioxidants
a glass of iced chai

a cunting larabar
a sodding wedge of laughing cow cheese
a bloody handful of almonds (nb: handful not actually bloody)

Bowl of Quaker Corn Bran w/ 1% milk and most of a banana (discarded the yucky brown bits)
2 mugs coffee w/cream (further mugs count as brunch and lunch)
1/2 a cigarette

Fucking everything bagel with cream cheese
Goddamn coffee

whole wheat roll with butter and apricot jam
coffee w/half & half

I'm inordinately broke til payday on friday so instead of picking up coffee and a bagel out in the morning as is my wont i raided the cupboards:

cream of wheat with sultanas, walnuts and brown sugar.
a cup of tea.

cream of wheat is weird. not even sure why or when i bought it

Pumpkin loaf
Black coffee

2 black ice coffee
breakfast burrito

frou-frou granola
bananas (2)
milk

coffee (obv)

i have an iced coffee and bagel every single day. kinda weird/sad how much I look forward to and enjoy that morning bagel at work.

I look forward to my breakfast burritos so much that I end up eating it for lunch because I hold out too long.

A bowl of oatmeal (or, if you prefer, porridge) with maple syrup and an assortment of berries
Moka coffee, black

Every fucking morning, but it's what I stomach best.

3 days a week it's oatmeal, 3 days a week it's cold cereal, but today it was 2 biscuits and gravy from Hardee's.