hysterical
forks one of me is like...i don't think he really gets the thread though?
― some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
actually both of forks's recent ones of my posts, they don't really take on any new meaning out of context
― some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
is it from a thread abt mental illness
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
depends on whether you believe can personally kill 77 ppl for your wider political beliefs while being sane, i suppose
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:36 PM (Yesterday)
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
77 greater consciousness etc
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
fuck braid
― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
cursed the dyslexic blind man
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
[...] it was packed for space so the tall fellas would just stand akimbo over the short fellas and have at, i was, thankfully, a taller fella.
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
I love a fat cat, but there are some diminishing returns w/r/t the amount of butthole maintenance a very fat cat requires.― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, April 23, 2012
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 April 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
If it is tight, sometimes you can kind of gradually work your fingers in underneath from both sides until it releases. You don't want to bend it too much, and make sure your hands are clean.
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:48 AM
i'm with the shavers. just a little bit at a time until it's perfect, you don't want to make make it too loose.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:30 PM
because yeah, the other option is kind of jiggling it out and there is too much that can go wrong that way.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:31 PM
― scott seward, Sunday, 6 May 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
I've been lucky enough to do it twice
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:20 AM
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
Hey Mandee - wanna do me? I'm a Capricorn but am nothing like I am supposed to be and don't really believe any of this stuff but maybe you'll surprise me! December 28th, New York City, 9:45 pm.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, July 8, 2012
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
(✿o_O)
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
fyi: found this review whilst googling "husband bulge"
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, May 28, 2012 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
x-posts - ಠ_ಠ
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
Drink 1/4 - 1/3 of the soda to make room for the nutz.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol, I changed it from "deez nuts" at the last second.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
haha fantastic
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
actually my whole point is i DONT want it to grow past a certain size
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:04 PM (33 minutes ago)
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
with sincere apologies:
yay shakey!your wife must be a week or so behind mine, we just found the sex
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, August 13, 2012 11:56 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
possibly revise to "no, i meant i want to jam my dick in your throat!" to meet their styleguide― goole, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 5:24 PM
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
yeah thanks
― goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
aw, it's out of context, no harm intended
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
pumpernickel literally means "devil farts". now we know why.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, August 31, 2012 1:00 AM (10 minutes ago)
― Evan, Friday, 31 August 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link
woah woah it was only two inches let's not go crazy with our adjectives here
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:15 AM (1 hour ago)
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
I've never noticed anything odd about TJ's beef.
― nickn, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
WHY on earth is it so LONG!!!!???!!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:20 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
al i kind of feel like you would like marry me; maybe that's crazy though
― horseshoe, Saturday, September 29, 2012 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
maybe we could get an ilx marriage to last
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 October 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
oh burn
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Monday, 1 October 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
oh god I can't see that as anything other than a giant foamy fountain of ejaculate now, thanks DJP― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, October 22, 2012
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
so innocent in context
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
context provides referent slockster
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
I just had a really uncomfortable conversation with Ben Franklin about the joys of screwing older ladies. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
my mom lives 2 blocks away from the pony
― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:07 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0
― Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
where I live, the Pony is a gay bar whose interior walls are entirely covered in dicks. me and Stevie D went there together once.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
suck a wall of dicks
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link
ride the pony
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
every time this thread is bumped i think of "she's going to brown u" and crack up
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
I assume you're talking about The Stone Pony? Hope it's OK. :/
― ENBB, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
Al: IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
Wish I had 25 mins with Whiney... :'(
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, May 14, 2010
― buzza, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
he got 25 mins on his whiney yessir
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:53 (eleven years ago) link
fp'd your son
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
I had Shart Pants 442 days ago.
― Jeff, Monday, January 28, 2013 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
apropos of nothing but i really did not listen to climax enough. i will now listen to climax 8 more times.
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.
― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link