Guns n Roses: Critical Rehab

would pay to see that. or death grips.

re y kant tori read: loving dee snider's mom in the back

that's matt sorum

yeah

It's like they're one-upping

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I can't decide if That Matt Fucker From The Cult* (*copyright Sic) looks better or worse with his non-botoxed face and actual hairline

christ I hate him

I guess I have to say better? Because ugh

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hey, ladies

nyagggh

Brought a photo of Sting to the clinic.

ha

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blue shirt matt is starting to look like jocelyn wildenstein.

It looks like he glued chunks of hair to his scalp almost at random.

(*copyright Sic)

copyright bigtime Hollywood movie score dude C1int Manse11, in an NME Christmas issue pub quiz circa 1991. "We give Clint the point, even though "Fucker" isn't strictly his surname."

It's always stuck with me, fondly.

grateful that you could share that gift with us tbh

i thought it was a "baptiss blacktick" grab

uh

http://cdn.mattsorum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tank-portrait1.jpg

in case you wanted to, you know, wear me

I think the guys Axl didn't want to see inducted are more likely to be Adler and Sorum than Slash. But this is all about Axl not wanting to deal with the pressure of the situation, not whom they are or aren't inducting.

Basically Slash, yes. Although I'm pretty sure Axl doesn't want Buckethead there either.

― they do do doo doo sandwiches (snoball), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 9:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah, he loves Buckethead and begged him to come back to the band over and over. He did screw him out of writing credit for a song on Chinese Democracy though.

I guess it just stuck out to me that Axl seemed to not want to name Slash in that letter like he's Voldemort or something...seemed like a lot of fancy footwork to not say his name, yknow?

yeah, that was my read.

nuGNR released an official band photo today

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yipes

all we are asking is for our rightfully earned place in the rock and roll hall of fame

and maybe for somebody to launder tommy's ensemble

I'm imagining Alanis Morissette fronting GNR and singing "Live and Let Die" at the RnR HOF ...

nuGNR look eager to talk about fluttershy and rainbow dash.

which one of those clowns is Tommy Stinson?

RRHOF can do without Guns'n'Roses. Overrated band.

^^ Staff photo from new Williamsburg artisanal cheese shop.

Tommy is far left.

That DJ Ashba guitarist, third from left, basically looks like Buckethead naturally.

He looks like both Mick Mars and Mystery.

I mean what the fuck is wrong with people.

From Rocket Queen to hot pocket queens.

When did Tommy Stinson get cast as Wolverine?

I mean what the fuck is wrong with people.

what's wrong with Tommy Stinson. Jesus.

does this band really require 8 people?

The Polyphonic Roses

what does the jacket worn by the poor man's Izzy Stradlin say?

8 seems pretty small for post-Illusion GNR, tbh. no backup singers or horn section!

yeah but backup singers and orchestra were never part of the core band despite the jokes about bloat

yeah, but i'm just saying people are acting like 8 people onstage for a GNR show is a lot. even on the UYI tour the core band was 6 people w/ Dizzy.

I think we all agree that Gilby Clarke should be in the Hall of Fame.

Fuck, I mean, the real crime is that Tracii Guns appears to be getting shafted here.

I'm totally fine with anyone telling the rock'n'roll hall of fame to go fuck themselves, even Axl Rose.

he totally didn't, though! he respectfully declined!

Will there be a moment of silence for Ole Beich and any other human wreckage they have left in their wake?

what does the jacket worn by the poor man's Izzy Stradlin say?

It looks like it says GENERAL AMISH but that can't be right.