the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

http://gawker.com/5901100/i-am-the-fox-mole-and-im-still-here

Just about to post that link. Yeah, as of 13:54 Eastern, dude's still at their desk.

;-)

MAX IS THE MOLE

He joined Fox News years ago on a suicide mission...

that's a long suicide

I suspected when he voted for all those Randite trojan horses in the action-film poll

alternatively we could take away peoples votes after age 50 maybe

lol I would support this

full disclosure, I'd be unable to vote under that rule pretty fucking soon here but if I gotta take one for the team, well, shit, the team looks good to me

If that happened, we old people would take to the streets and engage in a vicious campaign of pie-flinging and gurning until our civil rights were restored.

btw aero I webmailed you about something, dunno if you check that email

you'd still get a senior's discount at Shoney's iirc

We'd jape at every infant in a pram until it cried in terror.

Allan West says some things.

The conservative tea party icon also got in shots at Democrats and President Obama, who spoke Tuesday at Florida Atlantic University. West said Obama was "scared" to have a discussion with him. He later said "he's heard" up to 80 U.S. House Democrats are Communist Party members, but wouldn't name names.

At the first of two campaign town-hall events in Martin County on Tuesday, the Plantation Republican told a New Hope Fellowship Church crowd it'd be disingenuous to pretend he knows everything about the area, but said he supports local projects like inlet dredging. But he contended that big national issues, such as gas prices, turn out to be the most important locally.

"I understand everything about the (St. Lucie) Inlet. I already represent 70 to 75 miles of coastline. Plenty of inlets, plenty of ports. I got it," West said. "I understand about the (St. Lucie) river situation. I understand about (Lake) Okeechobee. But it won't mean a hill of beans if the United States of America goes from $15.6 trillion in debt to $26 trillion in debt."

Translation: "I don't know shit about your district but I can't wait to be your FOX News commentator."

"Plantation Republican"

can I just

Current headline at latimes.com:

"Romney says he and Santorum will come together"

He later said "he's heard" up to 80 U.S. House Democrats are Communist Party members, but wouldn't name names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaTbErVDQ40

btw aero I webmailed you about something, dunno if you check that email

I don't remember getting it - if you used the ilx link, that goes to a box I don't use. I'll send you something through here -

which may not have worked either, let me know we'll figure it out

hmm not seeing it. uh it's quick I'll fb msg you.

lol are we friends there, I'm sick & drugged up and have zero idea what your government name is tbh

no we aren't you have to accept the req i just sent. uh it's...related to my username.

sdrawkcab

I am too doped up on cold meds to make the "iatee is _______?" joke I wanna make

George Soros?

Sidney Crosby?

man that would be so cool if I were secretly george soros

I have always been hoping to find out that I'm george soros, like I just forgot about it or something

I, Atee

"fuck wow I have a fucking lotta money it seems like, go me"

"weirdly it turns out that i am the satanic enemy of right-wing christian america."

well I am they just don't know who I am and I don't have any money

*head spins around, vomits money*

romneys no its obama whos waging the real war on women attack is hilarious and sad

"I like the way this [redacted] thinks!!"

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l04aqjMzlY1qb7hn5o1_400.jpg

uhhhhh

Ooops, if I did, it was by complete accident.

haha okay that's kinda funny then

I had always thought your name was some sort of vowel joke I didn't get, like "seven ate nine!" but with letters.

lol

my name is a vowel joke I don't even get

: D

Ha, yeah, I thought the same thing as beachville. Didn't realize that sdrawkcab would actually be sdrawrof.

u broke the code

not general election, but i just got an email from the e. warren campaign that she walloped scott brown in Q1 fundraising (though his bankroll is obv bigger) and she's currently leading him by about a point past margin of error

are you sure it was past the margin of error?

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/poll-elizabeth-warren-takes-one-point-lead-over

Isn't that part of the "general" election? The presidential election is the name of the big bore.

xp

In the past we have had a separate thread for all the House and Senate races

I don't care either way if someone wants to start one