there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2B0xpqosps

At the same time, there is something thuggish, not to mention ruggish, in the mob’s expectation that a bone be thrown to it without any discussion of the funk of the jump that the thugstas feel, and in its refusal to entertain any possibility of lovin yo peoples cause we so real.

― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 7:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/drk.png

― omar little, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

XD

the end.

lmao. also they finally arresting that dude? (the thread got crazy long, bookmark got removed)

nah bro he joined GNR.

Ayup. Second degree murder.

No, Drake joined GNR. The guy that looks like Drake is goin' to jail.

ah that's why axl's not going, he knows the hall of fame induction ceremony is a sting operation

Wiat, so which one is Buckethead?

buckethead is nicki minaj

Guilty lol at Axl Zimmerman

if Axl had actually gone it'd be a zoo -- at least now the other guys can go and have a really fun night together, hopefully get a good guest singer onstage for the jam session.

― deejeridoo (some dude), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 8:32 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have you ever considered writing horror stories

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 8:34 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guilty lol at Axl Zimmerman

knock knock knockin' on heaven's dawwwwwuuuawwwwr-hey-hey-yeah

On franzen:

and even when i browse at random i find things like:

"It's the fate of most Ping-Pong tables in home basements eventually to serve the ends of other, more desperate games."

It's like one of those wise and pithy Tolstoy quotes...except....really? IS that the fate of most Ping-Pong tables in home basements? Maybe I hang out in the wrong prairie towns.

― scott seward, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is he talking abt man hunting man??

― j., Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bouncing back between az and hi, gr8080, you must see some really weird examples of racism.

― pplains, Friday, April 13, 2012 2:58 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the first time i visited AZ after SB 1070 was a thing (and after defending Tucson as "not a racist place" to all my friends) i went straight from the airport to a friend's house, then drove to downtown Tucson, parked on a street near a lot of college bars, got out of the car, and immediately encountered a bearded white guy in his 50's or 60's, meandering down the sidewalk shouting "I FUCKIN' HATE MEXICANS! I FUCKIN' HATE MEXICANS!" over and over

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, April 13, 2012 3:13 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that man was the mayor

― Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 13, 2012 3:15 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You don't understand, "I FUCKIN' HATE MEXICANS!" is the name of my dog

― kinder, Friday, April 13, 2012 3:32 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very ILNFL insidery but still this is an epic gruden bit:

I'll tell you what, you let this guy loose on a board like this one, he's not satisfied until he hits both those Daily Doubles, I'll tell ya what, give me three of this contestant every time out, you got yourself a hell of a Jeopardy game

― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Friday, April 13, 2012 11:02 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"looper" is a generic term. whoever the looper happens to be, these are his guns.

― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Friday, April 13, 2012 12:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the thing I keep wondering is "how did they set this business up in the first place"

UNLESS... the squad of killers is made up of kids sent back from the future who grew up in the past and whose grandkids get sent back to be raised as new assassins

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Friday, April 13, 2012 12:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like that idea. xp

― Johnny Fever, Friday, April 13, 2012 12:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;_; the cruelest xp

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Friday, April 13, 2012 12:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i made that joke already but i think it was in teh ilx facebook group

― man down (D-40), Monday, April 16, 2012 7:21 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn that sucks for you

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 16, 2012 7:22 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

to actually throw a name out there, I don't always agree with him but Nitsuh Abebe is probably the best writer of his generation

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:41 AM (24 minutes ago)

who

― markers, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:43 AM (23 minutes ago)

sorry markers, thats "david shapiro"

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:43 AM (22 minutes ago)

it's racist, it's scary, it's dehumanizing and worse yet, Tom Petty pulled it off so much better in that one video.

― pplains, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:52 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Do you post false dichotomies because you were beaten as a child, or are you a child beater?

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 3:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

ha

LOLOL

I went as Samara for Halloween one year and this bozo at the party was all "Who are you supposed to be?" and I hissed "Seven days!!!" at him and he was like "Saturdays? Cool, I guess" and I knew these were not my people.

― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 4:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, probably the Anne Heche soft-porn film. It had a certain over the top appeal (e.g. that scene where Christopher Walken was raping the guy at gunpoint).

― Wilmo Spu, Tuesday, January 27, 2004 6:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was sort of a mock-rape.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, January 27, 2004 1:05 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But it doesn't have that scene where Christopher Walken offs David Caruso.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, January 27, 2004 4:02 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh man, if you ever needed more proof as to Walken's coolness...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, January 27, 2004 4:33 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If only Walken had raped Caruso, then you could have the best of both worlds.

― Wilmo Spu, Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:17 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://queenanne.komonews.com/news/crime/739963-police-gun-pulled-following-poorly-attended-ska-show-queen-anne

― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:24 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we must stop this ska-on-ska violence.

― kate78, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:42 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(featuring former members of Smash Mouth, White Zombie and Bad Brains)

― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 9:53 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

pop vote margin doesn't mean anything much, of course

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:46 AM (1 hour ago)

e.g. Nixon barely won it in '68 but took the electoral college rather handily

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:47 AM (1 hour ago)

yup and the gop has a pretty basic advantage w/ the math, it usually doesn't matter but when it did, it did

― iatee, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:49 AM (1 hour ago)

national polls aren't measuring the electoral college, so what are we talking about

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:13 AM (1 hour ago)

we're talking about an article summarizing the polls and what pollsters think about them which is: they mean not very much right now

― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:17 AM (1 hour ago)

right the polls that are way to early to be very meaningful are about the popular vote and the popular vote is almost always v close

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:23 AM (1 hour ago)

if the popular vote is always close then it's not always close u know

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:29 AM (1 hour ago)

woah

I feel like I just took the red pill

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:33 AM (1 hour ago)

haha, Ned, you should fact-check all ILX threads from now on

― rob, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 12:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I'm sorry guys, but that isn't really the name of his dog."

― rob, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 12:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

excerpted:

My sense of white privilege is so high that frankly, anything less than being King-Emperor would likely disaapoint me

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 4:22 PM (48 seconds ago)

Would the £97 million allow you to put Thom Yorke in your... y'know... though? Is the question.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe not thom yorke - he wouldn't even play concerts in china or hong kong because he doesn't support the chinese regime

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

China is not, as far as I know, a reasonable comparison for MB's... y'know.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And now I have T'Pau singing, so thanks!

Michael Jackson is basically chaotic good & Axl Rose is lawful evil. If you are in battle Axl will probably kill extra people just to keep himself safe which will benefit your party but Michael is your man otherwise, lawful evil characters will fuck you every time and do not actually give a shit about who they hurt whereas chaotic good players can be Eladrin, who possess Darkvision, the ability to see in the dark & are resistant to cold & fire

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:51 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just came here for that!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah

Twenty year old at work provided the inevitable "who's Dick Clark?"

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she said
and smiled in her special way

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:51 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Curse you, you beat me by mere seconds.

Man nothing better than some fresh warm mayo squirted on some on some nice warm buns amirite

― I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:19 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a big back deck that is rarely used.

― Jeff, Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:19 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^

yeah that's a masterpiece.

*mwah*

I'm contributing.

Oh, thanks Morday. I just figured out I get sundance so that's cool.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

oops- mordy

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

Morday comes before Tuesday

― Mordy, Friday, April 20, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday)

that's actually the 2nd time you've called him Morday in this thread today, E. the first time really cracked me up.

― some dude, Friday, April 20, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday)

Mordé

― sockless in moccasins (jaymc), Friday, April 20, 2012 8:48 PM (Yesterday)

the new scent from calvin klein

― raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, April 20, 2012 10:39 PM (Yesterday)

Merday

xp I'm all for horror-comedy but not where the comedy is "Look how stupid this country bumpkin is!! Look at those funny faces he's making! He's so stupid!!!"

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:18 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But he is a stupid country bumpkin! And he is making funny faces! It's a goddamned comic book!

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:24 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's like if Disney Channel made a horror film.

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:25 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's so craven.

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, April 23, 2012 11:25 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amazing

i just don't want a businessman in the white house

― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:41 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obama is a business, man

― Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:42 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no one ever chooses to listen to the foo fighters!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eFsJONTMNyc/RwNNiphdsYI/AAAAAAAAAJA/UlvxiPF5TY0/s320/spanish_inquisition.jpg

Foo fighters, man. I woke up one morning and everyone was eating them as a classic band. Seriously oasis is probably better than them.

okay, now let's talk about jack white

the foo fighters aren't great but they are ok when you need a rock band in a pinch...like an ok hamburger at an airport bar

Foo fighters, man. I woke up one morning and everyone was eating them as a classic band. Seriously oasis is probably better than them.

― omar little, Wednesday, September 26, 2012 4:09 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

truth nuke

that's how i felt about QOTSA

i don't think anyone has to like the foo fighters but when they vehemently hate them i kind of assume there's a lot of nirvana and/or lol 90s baggage going on there

― Algeddie Trunkeeper (some dude), Wednesday, September 26, 2012 3:51 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

i wouldnt hate them if it wasnt for their inexplicable & aggravating lasting power

QOTSA are better than the Foo Fighters

i'm not fond of either tbh

I like the first album, that's all.

xpost the foos..

the worst was when prince played a foo fighters song at the superbowl and everyone was all OMG BESTEVERRR

Foo Fighters just straight-out boring for me, QOTSA has moments and live they get into noisy drone action

Black Lips are jockeying for this position eventually

i was thinking there was one foo fighters song im into but turns out thats green day

all bands are one band
http://visceralcinema.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/1209462167-hr-18891.jpg

Black Lips are jockeying for this position eventually

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, September 26, 2012 3:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you mean black keys, how embarrassing for you

literally cringing at my desk over here

you should probably just never post on the internet again.

i feel like it's not that big of a deal in the scheme of things

n/a otm

autoban for mentioning the bl*ck k*ys is a damn good idea

black keys, black lips, black sabbath, what's the diff

ha ha, nothing, GRANDPA

black keys, everyone loves them, right

hating ourselves for once saying "well, they have some riffs"

can we have a new excelsior thread now?

I've always wanted to have one called "I'mma Put Your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat" like the wu-tang skit?

make my dream come true!

i support this message

DO IT DO IT DO IT

do i have clearance to make a new excelsior thread?

go with god, my son

fuck yes, that title being on site new answers will bring me joy every day

roll on roller

Go for it.

if you ain't gonna, i will

i did it!

I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

black keys are great, the hippest teenagers agree

indie fans, rap fans, dubstep fans, black keys no know boundaries w/ teenagers

even chillwave teens