(Not Just) Knee Deep: The Spring 2012 Gay Thread

how many times he compares gays to jews in that article

well, aside from tourists they're the only ppl who go to Broadway musicals.

seriously, the last 6 months of Garland's life w/ her puking mid-song? I'd rather wait for The Nutty Professor musical.

p.s. i love joni mitchell more than anything else but lmao if you think she sings about 'real life'

or maybe idk what 'real life' is supposed to mean in this context

think she sings a lot about "invented life" yeah

i'm guessing the context he means is "acoustic guitars"

but I've seen them pave paradise.

http://www.adventuresofagoodman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Shea-Stadium-Home-Plate-in-Citi-Field-Parking-Lot-600x513.jpg

can't believe people lived through the eigties and nineties still thinking guitars signify realness

I did. Now I realize music doesn't particularly signify realness.

Thank goodness.

see: thread title

Omg Elmo 5 years!!!

Wizard of Oz is cool I guess, but I have never pretended to give a fuck about Judy Garland.

barely know anything or care about judy garland but given that i love mariah, feel like i can't exactly criticise older gays for loving an older stereotypically gay favourite

in other news i worked in an office last week until today and i don't know how anyone does it. four days of it and i feel like i have ME and might be a bit ill.

garland fanboyism (and cher fanboyism....) always seemed like a very yt gay thing to me #noshots

what makes Mariah a gay favorite other than her hysteria and EMOTIONS?

i've no idea what makes most gay favourites in any field gay favourites. never worked it out.

When I explain why I love Madonna it's often for some of the reasons lots of straight ones do, so I don't understand the special frisson.

Mariah Carey is like, the most soft and cunt person ever.

garland fanboyism (and cher fanboyism....) always seemed like a very yt gay thing to me #noshots

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Never thought about it that way, but that might explain why Cher and Judy are two icons that never really did too much for me.

never really into her 'gay icon' aspect cuz, uh, she wasn't resilient, she was a mess.

Vaginal 'Creme' Davis, now THERE's a gay icon.

I don't get the title of this thread. Is it a reference to something?

Something about the music.

(i.e. Don't make me lmgtfy)

Oh. I would have gims but it didn't seem Googlable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nRbshhBUwc

1. Press Play

2. http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/f5593358-0c0f-47eb-a647-96c3a88d851e.gif

3. Repeat steps 1 and 2

^the realest shit you ever wrote

Real as a funk attack.

This thread title might be my proudest ILE moment.

the "now that we found love" one was better tho

Both were totally deep when they did the freak with me.

I don't care how many times I see it. I still laugh every time a gay bar's 4sq "tips" includes: "Try the gay sex."

Ah, I googled "now that we found love" and it is also a music reference. Maybe everything I don't get a music reference.

Next title should be a ref to Vanity "Pretty Mess," b/c I would get it and it would be awesome.

Keep it simple.

More water upstairs than they got sugar on their candy canes: The Summer 2012 Gay Thread

hey

it's still spring. i will hear no more talk of summer.

I'm listening to the boring Cloud Nothings album, Rene & Angela, and the Stones' "Something Happened To Me Yesterday," which sounds like it's about sodomy.

If A Gay Answers (Don't Hang Up)

i also had to look up this thread title :/

in other musical news, gays near NYC should see this with me on my 100th birthday (soon):

http://auteursnotebook.s3.amazonaws.com/multiple%20images/Gangs%20All%20Here/good%20banana.jpg

Weird framing.

Eventful Sat night considering I didn't leave the apt til 1:30...

Ran into lou in W'burg bar! Also the girl who made him gay (I forget if I thanked her).

AND Hot Mess from Park Slope was there. Now blond. Was with guy he likes but thinks it won't take bcz said dude has Satan tattoo on his chest.

Some young ladies were on the F train home, loudly going over who was drunk and who did what all night. At Jay St as they left, one announced "G'night, hope you liked the show y'all."

oh man. that sounds like fun.

i started writing a paper and turned in by midnight. and am still trying to write this paper.