Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

i just see VG as the Paula Abdul of Excelsiors. everyone looks pretty, everyone's lol is so nice.

positivity is underrated

disagree tbh

on this board it is

I think most of us are intelligent enough that we don't need some kind of humor quality control, it's just really fkn tiresome

yah u def dont need some kind of humor quality control because for sure ur intelligent enough

ironic that you'd be humor quality control, icey

damn dont u have some pottery to compliment or something

humor quality control rating:
3 (out of 4) smiley-rofls http://www.vipstylecars.com/forums/images/smilies/smiley-rofl.gif http://www.vipstylecars.com/forums/images/smilies/smiley-rofl.gif http://www.vipstylecars.com/forums/images/smilies/smiley-rofl.gif

think it's just fortunate that the person on ilx who is most contemptuous of womankind is also, in the shape of lag∞n formerly known as ice cr?m formerly known as Cooper Chucklebutt, arguably the most consistently witty, thought-provoking and altogether engaging person on all of ilx

whereas if say, the role of mysoginy kaiser fell to a poster like oh i dont know, C K Dexter Holland, it wouldn't be such an interesting combination of skillsets

thankfully we dont have spelling bees here

think it's just fortunate that the person on ilx who is most contemptuous of womankind is also, in the shape of lag∞n formerly known as ice cr?m formerly known as Cooper Chucklebutt

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:04 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait what

Ilx: more negativity, not enough clam

go get your potterybox, fraulein

I'd just like to say for the record because shit seems to be getting heated in here my compiling of vegi lolsigns was strictly for the lolz and not some intense critical throwdown

CLAM

why do you hate women, icey?

why do you hate vegemite?

did a jar of sandwich spread try to touch you when you were a child?

twenty line vegi lolsign array, mixed emoticon/verbal delight expressions, curated by lag∞n for the twelfh vienna expo of media art

it's not that I hate women exactly i just do it to maintain my own privilege m/l nothing personal, patriarchy for lyfe

why you gotta pick on the innocent pottery though

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no such thing as innocent pottery

l∞l

meta aside: i appreciate vegrrl's capability to shrug these kinda soft jabs off as INTERNET SERIOUS BUSINESS and keep on trucking without a full on how dare you clusterfuck; hers is an example to be followed by many wouldbe borad hardmen

and all pottery is innocent till proven guilty see case of people vs clay

arguably the most consistently witty, thought-provoking and altogether engaging person on all of ilx

I'd like to have an argument, plz

can't believe c k dexter holland has been usurped as misogyny kaiser

gott in himmel

i always feel like researched zings can only be understood as affectionate.

often but definitely not always

xp or stalkery

i always feel like researched zings can only be understood as affectionate.

― judith, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 4:23 PM (43 seconds ago)

the prettiest roses have the sharpest thorns tho

k

aside from a brief moment of embarrassment at being singled out, and a fleeting kill me now for confusing icey and canks. I took icey's original post in the spirit with which it was intended. <3

and for the record: I like pretty much all of you. You're funny. I tend to catalog the moments when ilxors make me laugh and if that is annoying, well...big fucking deal. The way I see it you guys are getting off lightly. I could be way, way more annoying.

wtf i'm the misogyny kaiser

xp board description if ever i heard one

gfy

i enjoyed your mixup VG because it kind of backs up my impression of icey as cankles-lite

I think of you as one of the alexes

Cank Ice, surely

you're cank as ice

ice cank of creamie

i enjoyed your mixup VG because it kind of backs up my impression of icey as cankles-lite

― some dude, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 12:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is ca-ray-zy

i am one of the alexes!

yes u r

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have never confused buddhist icey for old testament hungry4ass

lag∞n, let me ask you something.

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