SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

<3 <3 <3

Ned you will not be surprised to learn that most if not all of the amazing Mexican food joints in Minneapolis and St. Paul are run by Mexicans & people of Mexican descent.

Between that and 'Tits' sounds like you're covered.

SO I HEAR that Mr. DJP is going off to Thailand to raise a racket.

shh it's a secret

that I put on the internet

I am terrible at secrets

wait what

also racket is a terrible name for a ladyboy

it was either that or ruckus

thank you trying to keep my horribly formed joke alive

(for reals tho: Bangkok, Taipei, Tokyo, I am comin' at ya)

OH HEY HAVE FUN DANG

just fyi tokyo is not in thailand

well neither is Taipei so

time to fire that travle agent imo, he is selling you a pack of lies

I asked for a flock of seagulls

ATTN AP

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS ALBUM THAT WAS OBSESSED OVER BY MUTUAL FRIEND CH4RL13 L4H4Y

http://open.spotify.com/album/7mTQuuDqjHsEiDX7WCHNQG

also for my friends who didn't get as obsessed with Siouxsie as I did, this is bad-ass:

http://open.spotify.com/album/1EIpdTdTgeUM6kXrbSgFxT

ahahaha need to listen to some BC when I get home.

Thailand and Japan?! Can we all come, too?!

the more the merrier imo

btw ppl at Travelocity are fucking stupid

in trying to change the date of our flight from Taipei to Tokyo by one day, one person told me there would be a total cost (including fare difference) of $686 dollars (which sucks, but is within the realm of possibility)

she transferred me to the department who issues tickets, who told me they were going to charge me $3300+ per person because they have to reissue the entire trip

this was after spending 45 minutes on hold waiting for people to chase down information

I hung up on them

Jesus. This just means you weren't able to adjust your trip. They're not actually charging you the additionsl 3300/person are they?

No, I said "I'm not doing that, thank you" and hung up without giving them any credit card information, so I'm not getting charged for anything; even if they tried with the card I used, the transaction would be declined.

Now, what I suspect was SUPPOSED to happen is that they were supposed to refund the original trip and then book the new one at the new price with a net change of $686 but a) I've never had to do something that convoluted when changing a flight before, and b) the woman I was talking to was incompetent in communicating to the point where I would not trust her to change a fast food order, let alone an expensive plane ticket.

I think you made the right choice, there.

^^^^THIS

yeah I shouldn't be on my phone while walking, because I seem to have a tendency to walk into the side of bus stop enclosures.

Well who doesn't do that once in a while, really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UjsXo9l6I8

Dan, I couldn't see the game live, but it sounds like they didn't show the anthem. Is there any video?

allegedly J is going to be sent a video

I want to see the video!

And J3ff, I'm super excited for MC and you and NYC and all, but I'm also thinking that NOW you are going to the East Coast and we can't pry deX back... and that just makes me SAD!!!

if you would like to be even sadder, check out the place where we're staying in Bangkok:

http://www.lebua.com/en/tower-club/

That looks amazing, plz tote me in your luggage, I am small and don't require much food

Did I mention that our room is less than $200/night

Fortunately, DJP's not a hard man, so there's no need to be humble

btw Travelocity are still being sandy douches about changing the flight from Taipei to Tokyo; I now am waiting for a callback from them to figure shit out, which I hope comes soon because I still need to book the Tokyo hotel

ATTN SARA AND JJJ

YOU REALLY HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON ON THE "Is This Racist?" THREAD

here's a hint

Racist AND psychotic! Nice!

I like the addled-looking middle-aged white lady in the background, uncertainly taking a photo with what I presume is her cell phone.

PS don't go without me, deX, I need a vacation. And I have a friend in Osaka! Which is... well, not very close to Tokyo, but a lot closer than here.

OK past 8:30 pm, time to go to bed. I am turning into my grandmother.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/sawthemed-cruise-invites-you-to-experience-the-ult,72557/

PACK YR BAGS

what percentage of cruise-goers will be jugalos

a conservative estimate would say 60%

the ones that were able to sell enough candy bars for a fake charity

this is going to be an interesting intersection between juggalos, trustafarians and 45-year-old basement virgins

so basically skull and bones amirite

hahaha

I know my audience