MOSS TO PATS! HOLY WOW!~

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lol i thought you were talking about gilbert arenas for a second and i was like, "is he a fattey IRL, enough to block sightlines?" nm, i'm high obv.

félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

boston pps are just below puerto ricans (and other pps who carry boxcutters)

i really luv this

jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

lol @ Raiders and lol @ the haters: Randy Moss is SMRT.

Leee, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

between the way they went home last year and this year's recruitment, if they don't get #4, it'll basically have to be because everybody died, or belichick just stops giving a shit and decides he wants to be a painter halfway through october. Same thing really.

El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, well, like i said on the ILE thread - i'll believe it when I see them beat indy. denver would be nice too just for payback porpoises~~~

cankles, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:01 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, well, like i said on the ILE thread - i'll believe it when I see them beat indy.

oh how the tide has turned

David R., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Q: Could you really tell that Tedy was ‘bearing down’ in practice yesterday?

BB: Yeah, I could, especially as it relates to Arizona. They have a big one this week. He was bearing down in several different ways. He bore down, yep.

cankles, Sunday, 8 July 2007 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

http://i29.tinypic.com/ofpkyg.jpg

daria, actually (daria-g), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:50 (ten years ago) link

can you please screencap his outfit every week? it will be worth it.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 18:27 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Oh, I guess it wasn't a pea coat after all... I only got a quick look on Football Night.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 December 2009 05:54 (ten years ago) link

daria, you gotta photoshop hatcat onto the original post itt

k3vin k., Monday, 21 December 2009 05:57 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

aw

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:09 (nine years ago) link

AW YEAH

u dad (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:28 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

big jpg for a big guy

rip

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:53 (nine years ago) link

man i'm like getting misty at those daria posts upthread

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:24 (nine years ago) link

;_;

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:30 (nine years ago) link

This is the greatest day. I was honored to have season tickets to the Vikings all through the Moss era so I know how special he is, how electrifying.

I would honestly pay just to have him on the team even if he didn't play.

I know ppl hate the Vikes now because of Favre and I can't blame you, we sacrificed some measure of who we were in a vain attempt for a Superbowl...but this feels right in a lot of ways, Randy's coming home to us, where he belongs.

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:06 (nine years ago) link

upper mississippi sh@kedown r u m@tt h?

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:08 (nine years ago) link

yes! :)

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:09 (nine years ago) link

glad 4 u dude.

this is a sensible football decision for the pats afaict but as a fan, i feel sad that i'm not going to get to root for this guy anymore.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:10 (nine years ago) link

yeah i understand why they had to do it, when things go sour with randy they def go sour

i think this is a great move for the vikings, we've mortgaged the house for this seasons, so fuck it, go all in...

makes me worry that sidney rice is waaaay worse than they said and is not coming back this year at all though.

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:11 (nine years ago) link

this is how I feel about this decision:

http://www.instructables.com/image/FJQRO0FFWI9VFI9/Party-Time-Batch.jpg

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:12 (nine years ago) link

i maintain that moss for the rest of the season is worth way more to the pats with their current stockpile than a 3rd round pick. unless the rumors of a blowout with belichick are true and then some, this is bullshit however you evaluate it imo.

vikes are so loaded when rice comes back.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:14 (nine years ago) link

boston football fap now primed for pats offense to score 3 pts and randy to break 2900 yards with multiple tds for mn.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:16 (nine years ago) link

that 9 was a typo but WHY THE FUCK NOT

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:17 (nine years ago) link

hahah yeah that crossed my mind

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:20 (nine years ago) link

oh DAMMIT, we're going to be out of town for the Pats/Vikings game

CURSE YOU, NIECE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:22 (nine years ago) link

back in the great north woods!

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/03/randy_with_cigar.jpg

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:25 (nine years ago) link

one thing i have learned during his time with ne is that, if he is actually trying out there, randy can make a questionable pass look like an amazing throw. favre has been throwing nothing but questionable passes so far this year, so this move really could be the making of his glorious last hurrah.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:29 (nine years ago) link

otm. If it's anywhere *near* him and he wants to catch it, it's his.

I don't really have any stock in the Pats, but I'm sad for Daria, I know how much it sucks when a fave player scoots to another team mid-season. I don't love the Vikes, honestly I just dislike Favre more than anything. So I guess I'm just happy going along for the ramblin' Randy ride. lol.

This fuckin guy.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Hoping Favre gets injured and the Tavaris/Moss era begins.

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:38 (nine years ago) link

lol--so michael felger, the preeminent randy moss critic of our time, is currently guaranteeing that the pats make it to the afc championship game.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:31 (nine years ago) link

I just hope Tom & Randy hugged it out before he hopped the plane/sled/whatever

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:43 (nine years ago) link

they're still hugging.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:43 (nine years ago) link

michael felger is also the preeminent brett favre critic of our time so i anticipate some classic radio over the next month

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:46 (nine years ago) link

Talkbackers already speculating that Favre would stay for another season with the Vikes if Randy plays out.

(reaches for gun)

SERENITY NOW

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:07 (nine years ago) link

Talkbackers already speculating that Favre would stay for another season decade with the Vikes if Randy plays out.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:09 (nine years ago) link

that is the worst TD celebration dance ever.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 October 2010 00:30 (nine years ago) link

haters gonna hate

johnny crunch, Thursday, 7 October 2010 00:33 (nine years ago) link

i enjoyed watching sportscenter report earlier because of this list

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3516/straightcash.jpg

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Thursday, 7 October 2010 00:34 (nine years ago) link

Was this in there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmlsiJcGLok

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 00:49 (nine years ago) link

no it wasn't unfortunately!

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Thursday, 7 October 2010 01:01 (nine years ago) link

this was the talk of the anatomy lab, let me tell you

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:01 (nine years ago) link

Stoked about this. Then again, I got Favre on my fantasy team. Been taking quite a shellackin' so far, my friends.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:23 (nine years ago) link

^yeah

I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 December 2010 04:44 (nine years ago) link

that's not him. when he gets a bit agitated it's clearly not him - listen to the guy saying 'i'm happy, i don't like fisher.'

daria-g, Saturday, 18 December 2010 07:11 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

RANDY, YOUR LEGACY WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

J0rdan S., Monday, 1 August 2011 19:57 (eight years ago) link

it's sad he was a wideout

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2011 20:49 (eight years ago) link

not gonna miss him in the slightest

i've never seen a player's stock drop so much in a month or so without getting injured

frogbs, Monday, 1 August 2011 20:52 (eight years ago) link

SB

balls, Monday, 1 August 2011 22:32 (eight years ago) link

does so

eight months pass...

That's the closest the Dolphins came to signing a free agent of note.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:25 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/831292202865217539

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:25 (three years ago) link

sick

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:33 (three years ago) link

randys style was interesting almost all of those were on long passes, very little yac

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:33 (three years ago) link

most of these 60y bombs he is nonchalantly catching at his waist, it is something else

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:37 (three years ago) link

ya he was very good at catching balls like nbd while running insanely fast

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:39 (three years ago) link

SO DOPE

it's like the ball is already his before it's left the qb's hands, no matter where he is, who's around him... he is just total magic

and some of those moves in double coverage

ugh

hbd randy

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:59 (three years ago) link


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