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I would play an MMORPG called PANDEMIC

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I would not play an MMORPG called POOPSOCKING

HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually a post-apocalyptic POOPSOCK PANDEMIC would be interesting, a world overrun by feral cats and unpaid water bills

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

It would at least have a built-in explanation as to why the NPCs are always just letting you walk in their front door and smash open all their stuff to look for goodies

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't know, Tom. But the more people who are exposed to poopsocking, the better, IMO.

Z S, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Idiocracy can be viewed as a dystopic poopsocking tale.

Z S, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I would poopsock if they released an MMORPG called PANDEMIC

cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

at first I was all pronouncing "catassing" as one word with the a-sounds of catan and carcassone

but it's just a contraction of cat assing isn't it?

cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

no it's MORE than that

it's a WAY OF LIFE

HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, srsly. There's a certain lack of respect around here.

Z S, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Anybody else find this term nauseating?

I lived with an ur-cat asser in college who spent most days retreated to his private bedroom with wall covered in media and floor covered in catshit. He played and downloaded hundreds of quake levels. One time, while LANing with him, he had a near total breakdown of the "that's cheating!" variety and we had to take a few hours just to get him to stop screaming and calm down. Poor guy. I wonder where he ended up?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

"so not gonna happen vii"

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

would you believe I had to turn moderate safesearch OFF before I could get a decent GIS for "catassing"?

cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

you know

can some one post some pictures of poopsocking

cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Laptops on the can = burnt thighs, surely!

Leee, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I thought catassing was when you took out large-gage earrings and as they shrunk they looked like cat assers. What is it in this context?

Will M., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Laptops on the can = burnt thighs, surely!

I have repeatedly tested this, it is a MYTH!

Z S, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

oh well.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Burnt thighs? Hello, this is why one takes the three-weeks old issue of NYT that's always sitting around for toiletroom reading material & places it under the laptop. I believe this technique was employed in 'Hackers 2/The Kevin Mitnick Story.'

Abbott, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I only use my laptop on the can

cozwn, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I am not catassing when I do so

cozwn, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

This thread has forced me to reevaluate my lifestyle.

Leee, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/idiocracy_chair.jpg

gimme gimme gimme

RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 22 August 2008 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link

That is the shit

snoball, Friday, 22 August 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/catdreamz.gif

Z S, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

^omg herro

cozwn, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

did you guys see the story on how Square Enix is going to adjust the difficulty on FFXIs' epic battles because a bunch of people went on an 18 hour raid against this one boss and still lost?

El Tomboto, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

People were passing out and getting physically ill. We decided to end it before we risked turning into a horrible new story about how video games ruin people's lives.

Fight start time: 3:30pm EST, End time: 9:00am

Fuck you SE.

http://www.bluegartrls.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60265&page=19

cozwn, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Sounds like they didn't level up enough, wusses.

Leee, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Excuse my non-smoking naivete, but why would one chain-smoke what seems to be 1/5 to 1/3 of a cigarette at a time?

Nhex, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

hi dere welcome to Japan

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I owned that couch at one point! Hopefully not that exact couch, but maybe so.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't understand your question, Nhex?

THERE IS NO VULCAN DEATH GRIP (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I do; most of the cigs in those pictures appear to be smoked only a 2/3 of the way down. Why smoke so many but leave so much tobacco on each cig?

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

.....

El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

http://science.howstuffworks.com/question650.htm

El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I still don't get it? Please, humor me. Are you saying that all those are smoked filters? I thought the filter end had a different color on the outside.

Nhex, Thursday, 25 September 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link

the lady smoked all the way down to the filter

what looks like remaining cigarette is actually just filter, which is the same colour (white) as the body of the cigarette; if you look closely you can see the gold band which separates the filter and the cig

limey (cozwn), Thursday, 25 September 2008 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link

filters that big she was probably smoking 100s; which means she's probably smoking 3 times what you and forks thought she was and is probably a very unhealthy person : /

limey (cozwn), Thursday, 25 September 2008 12:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Ohhh, I see. I was misunderstanding your wording, Nhex.

Yeah looks like big ol' 100s.

THERE IS NO VULCAN DEATH GRIP (Will M.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Man those are some big ass filters then.
And I clearly don't smoke.
And I don't think there was ever a doubt this was an unhealthy person.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

the worst is that she was still using the keyboard while it looked like that

El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 September 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow... damn.

Nhex, Thursday, 25 September 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

nggggggh I didn't need to learn about space-docking : /

webinar, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 12:45 (fifteen years ago) link

not googling under any circumstances

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Japanese Robot Performs Space Docking

Dirty robot!!

JimD, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

no one actually does that, right

maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Friday, 10 April 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

You'd need to give up all fiber, otherwise you'd have a mess on your hands. Although if you're doing it already you're probably not caring much about unintended consequences.

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 13 April 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

But I thought that telephone companies were trying to deliver fibre to the home?

snoball, Monday, 13 April 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish that show 30 Days (by the guy who did Supersize Me) would do a poopsocking episode.

ZS1983 (Z S), Monday, 13 April 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Because poopsocking may seem like all fun and games at first, but that 3rd week is really fucking tough.

ZS1983 (Z S), Monday, 13 April 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

well eventually you do start running out of socks

er, or so I've heard

jamescobo, Monday, 13 April 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link


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