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-- and what (an...), September 28th, 2006 3:41 PM

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

he has a boyfriend

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)


uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)


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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)


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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

what's going on here?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

WTF? context?

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

go read boyfriend wishlist. too stoned to c/p

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.fullpassport.com/Trip2004/images4/zoomonkey.jpg

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry i was on a roll

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

History Of Detroit
Compiled By - Laurent Garnier
1-01 Stooges - No Fun (5:18)
1-02 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (3:15)
1-03 Temptations - Plastic Man (5:59)
1-04 Funkadelic - Bettino’s Bounce (3:40)
1-05 Carl Craig - No More Words (6:52)
1-06 Jeff Mills - Utopia (4:19)
1-07 BFC - Galaxy (6:41)
1-08 Arpanet - NTT DoCoMo (4:38)
1-09 D.I.E - Get Up (4:53)
1-10 Dabrye - Game Over (3:41)

Influences & Developments
Compiled By - Carl Craig
2-01 Visage - Frequency 7 (5:05)
2-02 Kano - It's A War (6:53)
2-03 Yello - No More Words (3:58)
2-04 Alexander Robotnick - Dance Boy Dance (5:09)
2-05 Art Of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion 1) (8:32)
2-06 Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant (5:28)
2-07 Capricorn (3) - I Need Love (Instrumental) (6:14)
2-08 Black Dog - Virtual (9:58)
2-09 Balil - Nort Route (5:16)
2-10 Choice - Acid Eiffel (13:29)

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

UH

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

THIS SUCKS

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:48 AM. (vahid)

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 5th, 2006 12:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(

maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 5th, 2006 12:15 PM. (map) (later)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

rofffflees i was so gonna post that.


sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

better than the normal house arrest jokes. A+++++ will chuckle slightly again.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

We're laughing at you not with you

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Goddamnit beaten to the punch.

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

that sounded way more callous than I meant it to! seriously though dude what do you get out of ILX?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i like to find out about new music here. every single post i make, no matter how little it may actually relate to it, some asshole trying to be gear or jess or whoever has to respond with a house arrest/copyright infringement/belly button ring joke. i figure it's better to just embrace it. i mean, what, as if every time some unfunny asshole posts "ysi?" i go cry into my pillow? i could give two shits. fuck you all. it's amusing.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

belly button ring joke?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

zing!
xpost

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd much rather see A BULGE than see someone's pants.

A bulge is mildly erotic. Seeing some indie kid's studenty manky grey knickers hanging out of their trousers is a total harshbuzz to my clit-on.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate)


" harshbuzz to my clit-on"

wtf!?

you're like my anti-christ.

-- sunny successor (katharine)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

omg hahahahahaha
sunny is the greatest

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

it's hard to believe there is somebody so cool!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i wrote oh wrinklepaws in the bathroom of the library once under some political rant

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...)

the most hilarious comedic scandal to hit oberlin since the notorious reference desk instant messaging, i'm sure

-- like murderinging (mi...)

and what (ooo), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

mickey has been sonning lf lately

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i met you yesterday.
you're caleb's friend.
weird.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:36 PM. (orion) (later) (link)


Yes, I am Caleb's friend. Are you his friend who has many instruments (supposedly) and (supposedly) can't play them?

-- Andi Headphones (andimagsmusi...) (webmail), Today 1:48 PM. (Andi Headphones) (later) (link)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not sweating mickey

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

if i was stuck at home all day and unable to download new musics i'd be coming up with good zingers too

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

try it

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Try Eco's Foucault's Pendulum instead. It will take a while and that is the point.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

That's the point? Why not just read the phonebook then?

-- Alba (albab...)

That's not an idea for one of your stupid records, by the way.

-- Alba (albab...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

sleep (sleep), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

gahahah ownerd

am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link

WOW

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

does anyone remember the one from this summer that went:


Ned: I am taking a break from playing music on the computer

PappaWheelie: So it's just the sound of your fingers clacking on ILX for 16 hours a day?

can't find it on search, might have been expunged from the record.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I prefer your sitcom scripts to your music writing, DL.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 1:49 AM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (admin) (userip)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

In every vagina ever

1. Sand
2. Blood

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM


3. Esteban's "calling card"

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM. (g-kit)


Sorry, "the_kit", but you presence isn't required until "In every shitty thread ever"!

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:34 AM. (EstieButtez1)

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link

hah. this weekend i met a friend's girlfriend for the first time. she's a resident doctor in girlie parts in ny. i asked her if she ever see's patients with sand in their vaginas

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

did she get creeped out?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

autofellatiography

chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (five months ago) link

Just kill me now

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (five months ago) link

I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://i.imgflip.com/3ewkfm.jpg

― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (five months ago) link

worth the effort

na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (five months ago) link

lol

flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (five months ago) link

solid effort tbh

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (five months ago) link

crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (four months ago) link

sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post

na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (four months ago) link

Flag post

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (four months ago) link

from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:

Oh the flashbacks this all causes...

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

from last night?

― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (four months ago) link

Nice wholesome zings.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (four months ago) link

nerd raggett

imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

(whether it's an accurate take or not) it seemed extremely gauche for the guy who inserted himself into Biggie songs to then monetize Biggie's death. and then to do that while ripping off (there's sampling, and then there's ripping off) a very well-known hit, his seemingly only contribution being his limp, emotionless vocals...was a bridge to far for most.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, December 23, 2019 4:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

It’s kind of sad with you around

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 23, 2019 5:15 PM bookmarkflaglink

Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 22:19 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

"And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism."

there is truth to your mom as well

― calzino, Thursday, February 6, 2020 6:45 PM

mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 00:06 (one month ago) link

otm

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:21 (one month ago) link

This is out of context

treeship., Friday, 7 February 2020 00:32 (one month ago) link


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