Society is in the gutter

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it used to be, you got married, you stayed married. now, who knows??

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

gangs of thug youths are literally eating society and shitting out blocks of pure despair

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

prices are rising, the celtic tiger has accidentally ingested the credit crunch. now society totters about like ronnie wood in high heels after a 3 day cocaine dinner.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

when i was a child, the only homosexuals i knew were arabs, and we chased them out of town with elm branches. now, i wake up every day to see homosexuals on tv, the radio, sometimes even on my back patio, engaging in unspeakable acts.

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

you can't even be sure of your own sexuality anymore. society has become an endless freddie mercury sex tape, stuck in the broken video recorder that passes for real values nowadays.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

times used to be you could spend an afternoon with a young lad and not have it questioned by the papers and the young lads mother

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Kids today with their Teacake Mix and Premark - my mum made all our clothes out of used spaghetti

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

We listened to the radio. I'm talking about LISTENING.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

every night we'd gather around the radio to listen to the weekly wrestling matches between roosevelt and churchill

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

what is with all of the child rape nowadays? this used to be illegal, now it's practically demanded of you. it's literally on youtube and on the chat rooms every day.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

if you'd told me a child was being abused 30 years ago, I wouldn't have believed you!

x-post you're right, LISTENING. people LISTENED. they LISTENED.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

whatever happened to courting? cotillions? gowns? these days society's lost in a haze of match dot toms and katies, swimming in a sea of cars that swerve all over the road.

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

All this million channel cable TV and internet and your wireless phone from that disgusting bloke who is that older woman's toyboy in them adverts, when I was a lad we didn't even have TV. My old man used to put an empty cereal box on his head and pretend it was a TV set, and then read from the papers our chips were wrapped in.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

when i was younger, there was no such thing as irony, and if there was, no decent person had ever heard of it. now--its irony in the shower, irony for breakfast, irony in your afternoon nap. irony has literally kidnapped everything good and decent and tied it to a chair and literally beaten it.

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

There were no steroids in baseball. I'm talking about in the days before Jackie Robinson.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

My sister I looked out for her. And my brother too. My father he was a good man.

Now I don't even remember their names.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

What passes for entertainment now would literally kill a man from The Past. He would see entertainment, and then melt into a small pile of ash. Society has been fed to godless, homosexual sharks.

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

society isn't even in the gutter anymore since the hogs and spivs of the EU ruled our gutters illegal and took them away

the gutter is too good for them

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I used to have to murder tramps so that I could steal their empty gin bottles to get the deposit back from the off license. Now when people stab up a tramp they don't even bother to nick his shoes to sell to the mad shoe collecting man down the street.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

miscegenation!

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

One time when I was four or five, I don't know, I saw a house burn down. It was our neighbors house. Point is he, him and his family, he was our NEIGHBOR.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

There used to be white dog shit on the pavements, now it's brown, and I'll tell you why! The EU communists have taken away our white dog shit and replaced it with brown!

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

and now who would it be? it could literally be anyone. he might be burning a house down right now and laughing. laughing! he may as well be laughing at society itself.

i might as well laugh at society, join in with them! when good men burn down houses and laugh at society its time for a war

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

nowadays if angelina jolie is in the gutter, society gets in too. if she climbs out of the gutter, it stands up and dusts itself off. it used to be there were consistent ideas, about culture, art, thought. now we just dig our graves alongside the spectres of society's future, and leave the past to the likes of Rita Hayworth.

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

it used to be that a man like Mickey Rooney was a handsome darling to man and woman alike, now it's all eleven foot spaniards who spend all day riding an excercize machine, bulging testicles on every billboard, it's an affront to every woman who leaves her home.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

time was that satanists were round up and had it beaten out of them. now they sit in brussels laughing at society as they parcel it up and throw it in the sea

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

(PP! & LG are kind of killing us here guys)

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

it used to be that the little woman stayed at home and never had to look at billboards. now i never see the little woman! always with the bingo and the supermarket and the 'swingers club' whatever that is

society? in the gutter!

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

miscegenation!!!!!!

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

We went to hear the word. Every Sunday we went. Maybe we didn't understand it. An we sure didn't live up to it. But we went. We showed up.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Nowadays I daydream about what I going to order at CPK all through the sermon. You didn't have to worry about that back then, because there was no CPK, and if there had been a CPK it's have been closed on Sunday.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

time was you used to be able toleave the curtains open and look out across the fields. you open the curtains now and a youth is literally hurling a piece of society at any honest man he can see

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

people used to know how to keep a secret, now there are shows on tv that literally will tell you everything you didn't want to know. people desperate to be famous by pressing their genitalia up against your face, instead of GETTING A JOB. who suffers? all of us. society.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

once upon a time it was you used to look forward to getting a letter through the post from a family member but now junk mail is posted directly from the socialists and satanists of brussels and if thats no bad enough youths might be literally burning society outside your house and posting cinders through your letter box

letters? i wont have them in the house!

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Pop music used to be those nice Rolling Stones, now it's all filthy dirty youths shouting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! in your face. I mean, compare this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Stones1960s.jpg
...nice clean boys who are nice to their mums. Now compare it with this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Moby.jpg/418px-Moby.jpg
Who the hell is that filthy tramp - he must have nits 'cause they've had to shave off his infested stinking hair.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Girls. Girls were really beautiful. I'm talking about special. They were special things. It's hard to express. They humbled you.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

if a man walks out in the daytime with a hat on, i give him only ten minutes before a mob gathers to just beat him and beat him for it. that only used to happen to whores!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

in all our towns and villages youths are literally ejaculating on the face of society. the society that we built! out of granite and heart and sweat and putty. and now it has sperm on its sad little face

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

we used to have hoboes, who would sing songs to one another and kept to themselves in the railyard. now the "MSM" says you have to call them "homeless" and they're clambering over your back fence to steal your dog to shave its hair to sell for drugs

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

nobody even knew what "semen" was literally four or five years ago, now the stuff is everywhere and on everything and everyone is talking about it. constantly!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't remember my country being the most obese in the world when we ate meat and potatoes, and drank at lunch, and smoked cigarettes through the workday.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

There was a movie house downtown. The kind they don't make anymore. The kind with a real curtain. I went with my brother. Our father gave us a nickel. We were so excited.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i am literally shocked by the brazenness of jews

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

When I was young, and we saw a swan out and about, we'd tip our hats to the swan and say hello. Now all the kids are illegal immigrants, all they do is eat them. People don't even wear hats any more, only time you see them is in one of them gigantic mosques.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

in the war the air service was bombing mosques left and right, now we're building them in our country at an alarming rate!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

you knew where you were. it wasn't pretty. but you knew. you knew.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

You could cut down a tree. If you saw a tree you wanted you cut it down. Now they tell us we're running out of trees.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

parking used to be FREE in this country. now it's still free but the lots are so big they should pay you for the time it takes to WALK into the store!! there should literally be a little bus.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Nonsense! Just more handwringing from out politically correct 'friends' from the surveillence society. Time was we used to be able to eat toasted swan and people from the local community would enjoy the wings and leftovers.

Today you eat a swan and there is an uproar. meanwhile a baby dies in the street, hit by a falling fragment of society, hurled by a youth! and no one bats an eyelid

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

dead babies in the street with mothers on protest marches! this is what we have replaced society with

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Youd have thought idk some lad in delhi mightve considered the concept but it seems not

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 29 October 2021 08:46 (two years ago) link

you would, but maybe indoor dining in the restaurant style as opposed to home cooking / street food just wasnt a thing? I dunno, I'm going off hearsay

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 29 October 2021 08:50 (two years ago) link

So the guy who opened the first Indian restaurant (in the UK, definitely; in the West, probably; in the world, possibly) also introduced shampoo and shampooing to Europe... probably.

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Friday, 29 October 2021 08:52 (two years ago) link

Shampoo does come from Hindi iirc

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 October 2021 08:56 (two years ago) link

Back in the 50s they just used carbolic soap and water

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 29 October 2021 09:19 (two years ago) link

Imagining the disgustingness of the English in a pre-shampoo era

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 1 November 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Death cult this, death cult that, everything is a death cult these days. Where oh where are the sex cults of our youth? You point me out an honest sex cult today and I’ll eat my hat. Except the “P. C. Brigade" won’t allow us our hats any longer, oh no. The last time I dared wear a hat a pack of feral Youths broke into my foyer, stole the hat right off my head, and stabbed it with knife crime. I could hear them sneering as they ran off down the road, tossing the tattered shreds of my hat into the gutter, onto the rotted-out urine-soaked husk of Society.

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 09:59 (one year ago) link

Sex is out. Death is in.

treeship., Thursday, 20 October 2022 11:46 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY6TpHBRAcs

peace, man, Thursday, 20 October 2022 11:51 (one year ago) link

will no kids of today obsess over Nathanial Hawthorne?

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 October 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

We never had chicken of the sea. Chicken were strictly a land animal.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link

what about NXIVM, they seemed like a good old fashioned authoritarian, abusive sex cult

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:02 (one year ago) link

Used to be you could kick a child in the street. Where are all the children now? Indoors, staring slack jawed at their “Nintendos” and impregnating one another out of wedlock.

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link

Unwed teenage mothers are literally booty dancing on the corpse of society while their babies do heroin with the “hip” new vicar.

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:20 (one year ago) link

And the absolute state of heroin these days!

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:20 (one year ago) link

Car dashboards used to be solid steel, meant to last.. now they're made out of Nerf! Gimme a break

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:23 (one year ago) link


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