Need to identify this eighties/early nineties film.

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IS IT RED DAWN DIR. BY JOHN MILIUS?!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I guess it might've been an TV series episode, but it seemed kinda longish for that, and I seem to remeber it being a film. The only show they were showing at Finnish TV at that time which might've had episodes like that was The Twilight Zone, and I clearly remember all the episodes I saw as episodes of The Twilight Zone, not as films. It might've been a made-for-TV movie though.

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Thanks, Leigh!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Otherwise I might just think I've made this thing up, but I have a very clear image of the guy rapping about not neing able to scratch his balls, and I don't think I could've made up something like that back when I was 11.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link

The imdb message boards for the similarly themed Will Farrell flick Stranger Than Fiction have a discussion comparing it to an episode of the New Twilight Zone, so it's possible. I checked an episode guide but couldn't find it. Unlikely that it would have the ball-scratching bit though.

slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, it's not the most novel of ideas, is it? I probably wouldn't even remember it without the sex change and the ball-scratching rap.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:02 (seventeen years ago) link

List of all Twilight Zone/New Twilight Zone episodes @ Wikipedia, but you have to click each one to see a short synopsis

StanM (StanM), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd like to see the monitoring department at Google now... "The "ball scratching typewriter rapper" queries from all over the world are back, wtf?"

StanM (StanM), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=131580

The first season Twilight Zone came to a delightful conclusion on July 1, 1960, with this episode, written by Richard Matheson. Coming home early one afternoon, Victoria West (Phyllis Kirk) is shocked to find her playwright husband Gregory West (Keenan Wynn) in the arms of another woman named Mary (Mary LaRoche). When Victoria demands an explanation, Gregory is forced to reveal that Mary was purely a figment of his imagination, "invented" on the writer's tape recorder. To prove this point, Gregory not only makes Mary re-appear, but also a "huge, red-eyed element." But this is not the only surprise in store for the nonplussed Victoria West. The hilarious finale finds series creator Rod Serling joining in on the festivities. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

1960 though, maybe it was updated for the later series.

Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a vague memory of a sci-fi short story with a plot very similar to this.

It's The Magic Typewriter by Jerome Bixby.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Ste says something about it on this thread:

[i]that guy from that movie who plays a novelist and has a magic typewriter... UM![/i]

infallible comedy stand-bys: obvious non-rapper gets to rap

Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ah that was supposed to be in italics. oh well.

Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, 2 hours after Tuomas started this thread.

ONIMO's fish might turn into lizards (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ah, nevermind then :P

Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Friday, 20 October 2006 09:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, that thread was started because of this. But thanks for the help anyway.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 October 2006 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/12/14877265_20ad2ce603_m.jpg
"All balls itch!"

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i posted a new entry to that rapping thread, came back to new answers and all my purple links had turned blue. it's like i'm in ILE, but i'm not at all. i swear this place is like Silent Hill sometimes.

(i know its because of the wh3rd and p3r difference)

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

it wasn't an episode of the outer limits was it?

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even know what that is.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure it was the pornified version of the shining.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...
Bump.
Still a mystery.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 09:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Not Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter? Its been years since I saw it. I forget what happens, I'm just guessing.

Trayce, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Could this be some kind of movie memory mashup, where you've got an old Twilight Zone episode, Blake Edwards' "Switch,"and "Kangaroo Jack" in some kind of daymare blend?

I am obsessed with finding out about this now.

Ben Boyerrr, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I've got one of my own now!

It's a film which ends with all the participants meeting in the middle of a dusty road surrounded by cornfields. They all leave down the road. Then there are some characters who have died during the film. Their spirits are present as well, but they leave in a bus that instead of going away down the road floats off perpendicular to the road across the cornfields. Anyone?

unfished business, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 10:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I must see this typewriter-stealing rapper masterpiece. It sounds like a story I'd have written at that age.

Abbott, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

Bump.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:32 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god no not again

Ste, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

I'be not yet given up hope of finding out some day what the film is.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link

This got remade, didn't it?

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Did you try IMDB, Tuomas?

nathalie, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 11:51 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know.

Anyway, while we're on the subject, there's another film I saw as a kid that someone might identify. I think I was quite small then, so this must be from the eighties. It was a sci-fi film set in the future, or maybe even on another planet. It had a small group of heroes trying to reach some goal, possibly escape from somewhere, and of course they had to fight some bad guys along the way. Most of the group were humans or human-like, but it also included one cyborg and one robot reminiscent of R2-D2. I distinctly remember that the cyborg got killed while helping the others to escape. Possibly he was electrocuted. That's all I remember, but maybe someone can identify this movie.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 11:55 (sixteen years ago) link

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Yep, I tried some keyword searched in IMDb but found nothing.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 11:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Battlestar Galactica?

Alba, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 11:59 (sixteen years ago) link

That sounds like it could be The Black Hole. I have a very very vague recollection of it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/

nate woolls, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:00 (sixteen years ago) link

The R2D2 robot:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Robot_v.i.n.cent.jpg

The cyborg:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Robot_maximillian.gif

nate woolls, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:01 (sixteen years ago) link

No, I don't think that's it. The cyborg was more like a human-looking guy with some cybernetics parts. I think it's possible the lower part of his body was totally mechanic though, with wheels or crawlers replacing legs. But he definitely had a human head. And the plot description of Black Hole on Wiki doesn't ring any bells.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:07 (sixteen years ago) link

What about Battle Beyond the Stars? Not that I can remember much about it.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link

That looks more closer to what I'm looking for (I assume it was some B rate film and not a well-known flick), but it doesn't seem to feature either a cyborg nor a robot, so I don't think it's it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Ice Pirates

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

This sounds like The Dark Half, based on the Stephen King novel, starring Tim Hutton.

Eazy, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, wait, that one doesn't have rapping and phantom-balls.

Eazy, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

It's not Ice Pirates either, I think.

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 October 2007 07:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Did StarCrash have robots? If so, that.

Or rather this : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079946/

pisces, Thursday, 25 October 2007 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link

The robots in those last two pics are the awesomest evah!

stevienixed, Thursday, 25 October 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link

It was a sci-fi film set in the future, or maybe even on another planet. It had a small group of heroes trying to reach some goal, possibly escape from somewhere, and of course they had to fight some bad guys along the way. Most of the group were humans or human-like, but it also included one cyborg and one robot reminiscent of R2-D2. I distinctly remember that the cyborg got killed while helping the others to escape. Possibly he was electrocuted.

this is the plot of the Black Hole, to the letter.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

cyborgs are alluded to as well:
"Reinhardt claims he is the only human remaining aboard the vessel. But the Palomino crew's suspicions are raised as Booth observes one humanoid robot (who walks with a limp) tending an enormous vegetable garden large enough to feed thousands, and Holland observes a "space burial" being conducted by the humanoids. An older robot model similar to V.I.N.CENT, named Old B.O.B., reveals that the crew of the Cygnus mutinied against Reinhardt when he refused to obey a recall order and return to Earth. After killing the ringleaders of the rebellion (particularly Frank McCrae, Kate's father), he used the fully automated robots aboard the ship, particularly Maximillian, to lobotomize the remainder of his crew and make them the humanoid robots on the Cygnus."

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

the first one reminds me of this episode of AYAOTD?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0514415/

Will M., Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

The fact that this movie in question is in grainy black and white, but has rapping, seems like it should be some sort of clue, because they invented color movies before rap was a "thing"

Will M., Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

this is the plot of the Black Hole, to the letter.

Yeah, but like I said the cyborg I remember didn't look at all like the cyborg(?) in Black Hole, he was definitely a human with some cybernetic parts.

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 October 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I think this is "That Movie Tuomas Made Up".

HI DERE, Thursday, 25 October 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

2) This one was definitely a TV series: it featured a boy who ended up in space in a rather weird way. Someone or something dislodged his room (but nothing else) from his parents' house, and the room was floating in space. So when he opened the door to his room, all he could see was stars! The series also had a cyborg bad guy with a scary, glowing cyborg eye.

― Tuomas, 1. maaliskuuta 2010 19:29 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone at tvtropes.com remembered this series too, though they couldn't remember its name either. They did provide this extra info though:

The house floating in space is almost identical to Zathura, However, the residents are not travelling home and there is a bubble shield around the house that protects it from impact. I would lean toward it being British in origin, and it had reruns in the early 2000s. Most likely on the BBC. live action. There is also one scene I remember: Two boys are standing outside the house (on the floating rock) the first boy is worried about something and asks the second boy for advice. Throughout the conversation the second boy is throwing stones at the bubble shield, trying to get them to go through, but they keep bouncing back, at one point one does penetrate the shield, and he shouts "that one went through!". Near the end of the conversation, the first boy says something that makes the second stop and stare at him. at this point his last thrown stone bounces back and hits him on the head, knocking him over.

Does this ring any bells for you Britons?

Tuomas, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:28 (seven years ago) link

Oh, and as I mentioned upthread, I saw this series on the telly in the '80s, so it can't be newer than that. "Zathura" is the 2005 film with a similar premise.

Tuomas, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:29 (seven years ago) link

Tuomas, is it Crash? Danish series from 1984?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CnERf2d3Yg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(1984_TV_series)

thomasintrouble, Friday, 30 September 2016 11:17 (seven years ago) link

Wow, I think that's actually it! I googled Crash and turns out it was show on Finnish telly in 1986, which would the right era for me having seen it as a young kid (I turned 7 that year). Thanks a bunch!

Tuomas, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link

No problem! I just googled bedroom spaceship tv. Looks like most of it is on google, enjoy!

thomasintrouble, Friday, 30 September 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link

I mean, most of it is on youtube...

thomasintrouble, Friday, 30 September 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

The end credits of Destiny to Order, featuring clips from the film, a song (sadly, not "Destiny Rap") and gratuitous shots of the late, lamented Sam the Record Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uhyXrD6M4g

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

Wow, thanks! So much eighties hair! And I gotta say, Jefferson Mappin and Richardo Keens-Douglas are pretty awesome names.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 08:24 (seven years ago) link

So wait... if that footage is to be trusted, is it in fact a magic IBM XT and not a typewriter at all!?

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

Top ten ilx threads right here, imho

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 August 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

This is a movie I saw at a film festival in 2015 or 2016, so it's from the 2010s. A very surreal Japanese movie where a guy falls in the sewers and meets these weird CGI animals. He befriends one of them, who sings a song to him. Guy records the song, it becomes a massive hit and he becomes a big pop star, but he never tells he got it from his animal friend, and his conscience starts to weigh on him. In the end the animal grows into Godzilla size and attacks the guy during a big concert of his. I'm sure some of you must know this one?

Tuomas, Saturday, 6 March 2021 23:54 (three years ago) link

Yes, that's it, thanks!

Tuomas, Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

My gf and her friends have spent years trying to figure out what cartoon (glimpsed in the background of a family photo) is from. Dozens, maybe even hundreds of people have seen this image but nobody knows what it is from. If you recognize this man, please tell me. pic.twitter.com/nZibSf1QQH

— Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) September 2, 2022

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 September 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link

(reveal on thread if you want to challenge yourself and not look)

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 September 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

The one that'd always bugged me as a kid, I worked out some years ago. A weird Japanese anime version of Jack and the Beanstalk, especially the bits with the witch (hope this link jumps to the right part)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnd3MFBink4

And also the song about 16 minutes in, which was stuck in my head for YEARS pre-internet never being able to work out what the hell I'd seen.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 08:43 (one year ago) link

I remember seeing a film on TV about fifteen years ago. I was half-watching it. It was odd. It was essentially a Japanese sci-fi cartoon - an "anime" as young people call them - but interspersed with the animation was live-action footage of a US actor in a spacesuit talking to a little girl. The animated sequences were supposed to represent some kind of fantasy world that the little girl could access. The live-action used cartoonish matte paintings. I remember it still.

A bit of Googling leaves me none the wiser, although I'm disappointed to learn that Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt isn't nearly as rude as I was expecting. Have you ever played Antichamber? It's a puzzle game with mind-bending portals. I like to call it Pantychamber because that thought pleases me.

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link


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