Chicken Bear!

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I got busted at work this morning laughing uncontrollably at a picture of the bear-humping-chickenbear. The laughter just wouldn't stop!!!

Rooster=cock=COCKBEAR!!!!! ahahahahaha!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chicken Bear!

http://members.lycos.co.uk/grrraham/chickenbear.jpeg

― Graham (graham), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(That = real life photo for those that didn't attend last year's party. I've only just had that film developed. Also, PH34R ME suzy!)

― Graham (graham), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

ten months pass...

There needs to be a chickenbear revival.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder if the captive breeding program has succeeded in reintroducing them to the wild.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

I hope they don't take up with DJ Griz.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

McTiernan has expressed interest in directing Alien vs Chickenbear!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/huehnerbaer.txt

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

Whatever happened to pizza bear!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

Does anyone actually still care?

< /hating fun >

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Fun Hates YOU!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

that drawing is great Herbstmute

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:34 (twenty years ago) link

Seconded.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

In Soviet Russia,

Fun Hates YOU!

What a country!

http://escapeholidays.com/tours/photo62.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

hey, what's the difference between a chickenbear & a chocobo anyway?

any why would Ally ride one into the sunset but not the other?

http://www.fffin.com/img/ffu/arvostelu/chocobo.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

You can never understand.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

try me.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

DJ Grizz gets all the chicks thats why.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

Chickenbear, we will never forget you. You are always in our hearts.

― Official Cult of the Chickenbear (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

What are YOU doing to celebrate The Festival of the Rising of the Chickenbear?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Sacrificing a live chickenbear comes to mind.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

dude, my favorite part of that movie was when the guy killed Marlon Brando right as they sacrificed a live chickenbear...

"This is the ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNND..."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

We are against the harming of Chickenbears. During the past year our agents across the globe have been petitioning the WWF in order to have the Chickenbear recognised as an endangered speicies. We hope to have an adopt a Chickenbear scheme set-up to coincide with the next annual Chickenbear festival, which we will hope will be attended several celebrity supporters.

― Friends of the Chickenbear (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

i am sad that the idea of "pizza bears" didn't go anywhere ... i am not a Deus, like hanle y!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

chickenbear disappeared around the same time that osama bin laden did.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

this thread revival was brought to you in association with Starch-O's - full of starchy goodness, easy to eat hard to beat, that's Starch-O's!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

silly steve m -- starch-o's was bought out by lard-o's years ago. cause lard tastes better than starch.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link

what? You mean, the two of you haven't heard of new "Cracklets"?(TM)

Why, it's the powerful zing of crack baked into a crunchy cheese cracker!

"Cracklets"(tm)! Guaranteed to have 15% more crack than the other leading snack food!

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago) link

from the makers of obese treats™
fun to eat
'til you can't see your feet¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

all of these fine products are slathered in chicken bear grease of course

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

slathered is a good word

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

Also, from the makes of Cracklets, comes the new Cracklets Diet Program(tm)! Guaranteed to make you shed unwanted pounds and teeth you don't really need!

remember, with Cracklets Diet Program, "the Secret Is In The Crack!"(R)

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

also try new® crack-a-cola. now 178,238.72% more addictive¡
9 out of 10 psychotherapists can't tell the difference between crack-a-cola and the leading chinoto brand cola.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

you rASCals!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...

I was at Nandos at lunchtime. No chickenbear on the menu, but I did have some nummy chicken kidneys.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

ack! I mean livers. I made an offal mistake.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

hey where is Tad??

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm wanted!

:-)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

We've received many letters concerned about the safety of the Chickenbear in light of the current Avian Flu outbreak. We hope the following information will set your mind at ease.

The Chickenbear is more growl than fowl (ho ho ho), that is whilst it has certain bird like qualities, it is in fact a mammal. Secondly, the Chickenbear hibernates rather than migrates, and is at no risk of either catching or spreading the 'flu, we hope they will simply sleep through the whole thing. Thirdly, we here at the CBIF have started a vaccination programme for any Chickenbear that we can find, not an easy task I can assure you, given the creatures increased rarity. In fact so far we've not seen a Chickenbear this fall, we believe that may just have decided to hibernate early this year.

Regards,
The CBIF

― The Chicken Bear Information Foundation (jel), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://askforjanice.com/photos/chknbr1.jpg

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

six years pass...

Google now reports 19,000 hits on "chickenbear". Signs of The End Times also increasing.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/62500/Chicken-Bear-Dancing--62720.jpg

― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

five years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWDmQ5BVMAAfod0.jpg

― mark s, Thursday, 15 February 2018 12:27 (six years ago) link

The universe increased in awesome power

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

oh my.

― Manitobiloba (Kim), Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

Bears in chicken

Also, pizza.

― Noel Emits, Sunday, 27 June 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

Never forget

― Kim, Friday, 4 February 2022 02:11 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

I won.t

― | (Latham Green), Friday, 9 September 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link

What of icemoth

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 September 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link

MAYBE - if its invoiced

― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 12:17 (one year ago) link

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