NAthaniel, where are you now?NAthaniel, where are you now?
Smile at my excitementThe last time you calledI slipped again to ask youFrom whereabouts
I got a lead from your old triple ex-girlfriendShe said, "I heard he lost his mind again"I said, "I didn't know that you ever did"
Sleeping through the mornings in flannel and hairGetting high in the Southern airSurely send the evenings down the unfamiliarThe last to feel the salt water feeling
Skipping the shadows in the dead zoneWith the ghost on your sideOf the state's borderlineOf whispering
Take it, take itTake it, take itTake it
Do you remember the first subway rideOur first heavy metal haircutOur last swim on the East CoastAnd me with my ridiculous looking pierced nose?
I remember your warm smile in the sunThe daydreaming boy without a shirt onThe burning ambers fly fatherLeft the mother of three sonsYou're the oldest juvenile delinquent boyMy best friend
― henry s, Saturday, 7 April 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
Back for more
― Confounded, Monday, 25 June 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
why because she taste intersting
http://www.heartlandnaturalfoods.com/5720.PapayaSpears_12oz_.jpg
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 07:00 (ten years ago) link
http://fashioncopious.typepad.com/fashioncopious/2011/03/v70-britney-spears-by-mario-testino-covers.html
apparently, the 70th cover has an "intersting" choice of subject..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 08:27 (ten years ago) link
!
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/13/jamie-lynn-spears-knife-fight-sandwich-shop-video/
― I don't even OWN a Television album (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link
bringing spears to a knife fight
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link
I clicked on that link, why because, etc.
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link
not an email addy but… https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/717059045807431680
― Jeff W, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=interstingi apologize
― ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link
hahahaha
― Cosmic Slop, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
http://www.billboard.com/video/taylor-lautner-at-iheart-fest-2016-britney-spears-once-tried-to-set-me-up-with-her-sister?utm_source=twitter
― Best Beloved Trump-Pence (some dude), Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link
But Why
― Mark G, Monday, 26 September 2016 07:32 (seven years ago) link
momme can i get a atv for my birthday why because it look intersting
― schrute dwyte (unregistered), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link
(I'm glad she's doing alright though, shit is crazy)
― schrute dwyte (unregistered), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link
According to the report, Jamie Lynn, 25, and her husband, Jamie Watson, watched the accident occur from where they were standing, about 100 yards away.----Jamie Lynn's dad, Jamie Spears, commented on the incident on Sunday, telling ET, "All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie."
Huh, Jamie Spears’ dad is also named Jamie Spears, and her husband is Jamie too?!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link
this is one of the pts where the simulation has broken down; obv the name generating code isn't working correctly
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link
jamie! jami! jamé!
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link
wow too many jamies
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:05 (seven years ago) link
kick out the jam(ie)s
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link
Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that anything that ran as part of Netflix's 2019 season is nominated in the 2019 ILX TV poll:
ILX's Best Television of 2019 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends January 31
If you like any show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (4 minimum, 25 maximum, organized by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail by end of day today. It'll take five minutes; get to it!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, January 31, 2020 9:33 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
great revive
― pomenitul, Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
ffs
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
why because she look intersting
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
https://www.gingersoftware.com/english-online/spelling-book/misspelling/interesting-intresting-interstingintresting - 42.26%intersting - 13.71%intesting - 2.07%intristing - 1.71%interseting - 1.36%intereting - 1.18%interresting - 1.06%Other - 36.65%
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link
This thread reminds me of the time when my sister and I found the email address of the guy who played Sam on Clarissa Explains It All and sent him a gushing and utterly ridiculous 'fan letter' in which we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays, as if the show were a documentary glimpse into a world that had perpetuated ever since. We never received a response. Rude.
And just to be clear, the time when this happened was just like a couple of years ago, so we don't even have the excuse of youth as a defense for our abject insipidity.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays,
the answer is meth
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link
I mean, I assumed but I didn't want to just assume
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
Asparagus in yr teeth
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/tv/B_lF6pDgT4C/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link
Now that this thread is revived I may as well quote Stephen Colbert from a month ago (talking about Trump):
“It reminds me of Winston Churchill: ‘We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds. Why? Because it’s interesting!’”
― The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
britney's IG is a treasure, I love her.
― Roz, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:42 (four years ago) link
Jamie's pretty good on Sweet Magnolias.
I don't like the show but my mother watches it a lot
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 May 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
why
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link
idfk
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link
It’s interesting
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 01:35 (three years ago) link
opps
― Mark G, Monday, 1 June 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link
I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 11:45 (three years ago) link
jame can you Email me a pic of your feet and do you wont to be in this show im workig on it called zeoy101
― stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link
he has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years
― cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link
Props to Dan Perry for his astounding prescience. Sixteen years later, this is still the BEST THREAD EVER.
― pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
the thread we needed to reread today.
― Oor Neechy, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link
Britney posts here?!
― jmm, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link
this thread has never been more relevant than it is today
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rnhe has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years
― cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
SCREAMING!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
was "why because" a thing before this thread why because it's the best meme in internet history
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/yzp61.jpg
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/nov/20/jamie-lynn-spears-britney-created-so-much-power-for-herself-i-wanted-that-too
The Graun missing a trick on the URL there
― fire up the curb your enthusiasm theme music (again) (Matt #2), Friday, 20 November 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
Dan’s reply two minutes in really cements the classicity
― Naive Teen Idol, Monday, 5 July 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link
bumping this because she's free!
― Murgatroid, Friday, 12 November 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link