Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email

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NAthaniel, where are you now? How is your love life? Is there anything else we can help you with? So many questions

Confounded, Saturday, 7 April 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

NAthaniel, where are you now?
NAthaniel, where are you now?

Smile at my excitement
The last time you called
I slipped again to ask you
From whereabouts

I got a lead from your old triple ex-girlfriend
She said, "I heard he lost his mind again"
I said, "I didn't know that you ever did"

NAthaniel, where are you now?
NAthaniel, where are you now?

Sleeping through the mornings in flannel and hair
Getting high in the Southern air
Surely send the evenings down the unfamiliar
The last to feel the salt water feeling

Skipping the shadows in the dead zone
With the ghost on your side
Of the state's borderline
Of whispering

Take it, take it
Take it, take it
Take it

Do you remember the first subway ride
Our first heavy metal haircut
Our last swim on the East Coast
And me with my ridiculous looking pierced nose?

I remember your warm smile in the sun
The daydreaming boy without a shirt on
The burning ambers fly father
Left the mother of three sons
You're the oldest juvenile delinquent boy
My best friend

henry s, Saturday, 7 April 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Back for more

Confounded, Monday, 25 June 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

why because she taste intersting

http://www.heartlandnaturalfoods.com/5720.PapayaSpears_12oz_.jpg

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 07:00 (ten years ago) link

http://fashioncopious.typepad.com/fashioncopious/2011/03/v70-britney-spears-by-mario-testino-covers.html

apparently, the 70th cover has an "intersting" choice of subject..

Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 08:27 (ten years ago) link

!

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

bringing spears to a knife fight

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

I clicked on that link, why because, etc.

Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

not an email addy but… https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/717059045807431680

Jeff W, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=intersting
i apologize

ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link

hahahaha

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

But Why

Mark G, Monday, 26 September 2016 07:32 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

(I'm glad she's doing alright though, shit is crazy)

schrute dwyte (unregistered), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link

According to the report, Jamie Lynn, 25, and her husband, Jamie Watson, watched the accident occur from where they were standing, about 100 yards away.
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Jamie Lynn's dad, Jamie Spears, commented on the incident on Sunday, telling ET, "All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie."

Huh, Jamie Spears’ dad is also named Jamie Spears, and her husband is Jamie too?!

Tuomas, Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link

this is one of the pts where the simulation has broken down; obv the name generating code isn't working correctly

Mordy, Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link

jamie! jami! jamé!

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link

wow too many jamies

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:05 (seven years ago) link

kick out the jam(ie)s

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that anything that ran as part of Netflix's 2019 season is nominated in the 2019 ILX TV poll:

ILX's Best Television of 2019 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends January 31

If you like any show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (4 minimum, 25 maximum, organized by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail by end of day today. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, January 31, 2020 9:33 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

great revive

pomenitul, Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

ffs

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

why because she look intersting

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link

https://www.gingersoftware.com/english-online/spelling-book/misspelling/interesting-intresting-intersting
intresting - 42.26%
intersting - 13.71%
intesting - 2.07%
intristing - 1.71%
interseting - 1.36%
intereting - 1.18%
interresting - 1.06%
Other - 36.65%

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link

This thread reminds me of the time when my sister and I found the email address of the guy who played Sam on Clarissa Explains It All and sent him a gushing and utterly ridiculous 'fan letter' in which we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays, as if the show were a documentary glimpse into a world that had perpetuated ever since. We never received a response. Rude.

And just to be clear, the time when this happened was just like a couple of years ago, so we don't even have the excuse of youth as a defense for our abject insipidity.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link

we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays,

the answer is meth

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link

I mean, I assumed but I didn't want to just assume

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

Asparagus in yr teeth

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B_lF6pDgT4C/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

Now that this thread is revived I may as well quote Stephen Colbert from a month ago (talking about Trump):

“It reminds me of Winston Churchill: ‘We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds. Why? Because it’s interesting!’”

The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

britney's IG is a treasure, I love her.

Roz, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Jamie's pretty good on Sweet Magnolias.

I don't like the show but my mother watches it a lot

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 May 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link

why

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

idfk

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

It’s interesting

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 01:35 (three years ago) link

opps

Mark G, Monday, 1 June 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link

I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 11:45 (three years ago) link

jame can you Email me a pic of your feet and do you wont to be in this show im workig on it called zeoy101

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link

I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn

he has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years

cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

Props to Dan Perry for his astounding prescience. Sixteen years later, this is still the BEST THREAD EVER.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

the thread we needed to reread today.

Oor Neechy, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link

Britney posts here?!

jmm, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

this thread has never been more relevant than it is today

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn
he has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years

― cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

SCREAMING!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

was "why because" a thing before this thread why because it's the best meme in internet history

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

five months pass...
seven months pass...

Dan’s reply two minutes in really cements the classicity

Naive Teen Idol, Monday, 5 July 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link


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