how im gonna make up something universal, doesnt even make any sense: IT"S THE TOP 100 COMEDY FILMS RESULTS THREAD

I guess they just don't know that IT'S ALL BALL BEARINGS NOW. xxp

;)

#501 - 30 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Throw Momma From The Train

Al, was this you?

i think tiny toons was on deric's ballot in the ballot thread

i did not vote for Throw Momma no haha

#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Blue Velvet

lol this is my vote, and yes i did place it as the 3d funniest film of all time. an opinion shared by no-one but myself it would appear ;_;

Hey, who were the other three votes for Bring It On?

I'm one!

The Life Aquatic was scarily close to the top 100

tiny toons vote was me

I can't believe only 4 other people voted for Kingpin. No wait, I can.

#402 - 45 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Boomerang

I actually find this enraging

TTA was jjj IIRC and that was another movie that was cut from my ballot at the last instant; it's fucking hysterical

ooohhh this stings!...

#103 - 236 pts - 9 votes - 0 first place: Idiocracy

just missed.

I did not vote for Death to Smoochy.

#170 - 144 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: local hero

#170 - 144 pts - 5 votes - 0 first place: pootie tang
#170 - 144 pts - 6 votes - 0 first place: The Room

#173 - 143 pts - 4 votes - 0 first place: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

sez it all

just think ... if one more person would've added knocked up to their poll and threw it a vote ... or another person who did vote for it had it lodged just one place higher on his/her ballot ... then the fireworks would've started immediately b/c OMG JUDD APATOW NOT FUNNY

Idiocracy was awful. I could barely watch it. I think I checked out once they'd made the Fuddruckers into Buttfuckers.

i barely even had a concept of Boomerang being a comedy when it came out because of all the vaguely romantic-looking clips used in videos for the various R&B hits on the movie's soundtrack

THESE ARE THE SADDEST VOTES ;_; I CALL THEM SILENT SCREAMS

#367 - 51 pts - 2 votes - 1 first place: Ruben and Ed
#370 - 50 pts - 1 votes - 1 first place: Brewster McCloud
#370 - 50 pts - 1 votes - 1 first place: Jackass
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Deuce Bigalo: Male Jigalo
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Divorce Italian Style
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Porridge The Movie
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Stuart Saves His Family
#372 - 49 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Errand Boy
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Blue Velvet
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Smile
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The last Days of Disco
#380 - 48 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Ten
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Death Becomes Her
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Henry Fool
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: les tontons flingueurs
#386 - 47 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: What's Opera, Doc
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: bitter moon
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Comfort and Joy
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: Slither
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: The Rabbit of Seville
#393 - 46 pts - 1 votes - 0 first place: women in revolt

(arbitrary cut-off for silent screams = top 5 on ballot)

I woulda put "Local Hero" on my ballot if I did one, Morbs

also see:

#111 - 210 pts - 7 votes - 0 first place: In Bruges

i'm glad that there are 6 other ILXors who are intelligent and tasteful enough to recognize the genius of in bruges.

It says ILX has a wide definition of comedy, Morbs.

Rubin and Ed would've got a third vote if I had voted.

lol In Bruges was unfunny '90s hitman comedy trash

its funny how there's a bunch of movies just outside the top 100 that are literally better than every movie that placed. slapshot only getting 6 votes... smh

Two of those silent screams were mine. (Aaaaaaaah!)

i barely even had a concept of Boomerang being a comedy when it came out because of all the vaguely romantic-looking clips used in videos for the various R&B hits on the movie's soundtrack

Because really, who would expect a movie starring Eddie Murphy, David Allan Grier, Martin Lawrence, Robin Givens, Halle Berry, Grace Jones and John Witherspoon to be a comedy?

DJP, I will make Boomerang an honorary member of SILENT SCREAMS

^^^haven't seen it but I will now!

Boomerang was definitely a comedy but I really don't recall it being very funny

i dunno man, watch the Boyz II Men and Toni Braxton and PM Dawn videos full of Eddie and other guys wearing nice suits and making bedroom eyes at noted comedy legends Robin Givens, Halle Berry and Grace Jones

OMG at Grace Jones in Boomerang: "Afterbirth!"

A Christmas Story is probably the most canonical-seeming movie that i'm genuinely surprised missed the top 100. maybe it would've done a lot better pre-Bad Santa.

and no one outside North America has ever seen A Christmas Story

Deuce Bigalo: Male Juggalo

I am in North America and have never seen A Christmas Story.

Next Christmas put on TMC - they show it for 24hrs straight.

hey polyphonic, do you want to make a screen grabs thread of 1-100, like omar did?

if omar jumped off a bridge would you too

yes, is my answer bc omar rules

hey polyphonic, do you want to make a screen grabs thread of 1-100, like omar did?

Eh, I don't wanna make a thread for it. You can if you want! All 100 are here if people wanna look at em again

http://imgur.com/a/F4CfO

ty ap&p

THESE ARE THE SADDEST VOTES ;_; I CALL THEM SILENT SCREAMS

lol i have two votes in this list, my 1&2!

I am going to stop my bitching and say thank you to AP and polyphonic for their work on this poll

i cant believe that no one other than me voted for slither

Ha! I don't wanna make another thread either, but anyone is welcome to. These are awesome. xposts

Slither was a movie I cut because I've never seen the entire thing

I can't believe you have seen Slither!

any of it!

I am going to stop my bitching and say thank you to AP and polyphonic for their work on this poll

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 3:25 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^

Wait, no I totally can. Never mind.

There was a TV movie called Slither about a guy who turns into a snake (stars Dirk Benedict!)

Yes thank you AP and Poly you are both princes. Two Princes, indeed.