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or maybe your butt just hurts, idk, ppl get cranky when their butts hurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 6:41 AM (3 hours ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

butt hurt to me suggests john hurt's lesser known brother and stunt double whose face is the one you actually see in elephant man and whose chest is the one you actually see bursting in alien.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

like butt hurt is short for butterworth cornelius hurt, royal shakespeare company '72-'74

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

hipstamatic's problem is that it's called hipstamatic

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 9, 2012 2:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dunno, everything has a stupid name these days

― iatee, Monday, April 9, 2012 2:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

just devastating

lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

*realizes thing*

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

to expand I think back in the day there was still this 'lol, that site is called google' factor now it's just like, oh there's a new site called bloopblorp, sure I'll use bloopblorp, bloopblorp seems useful and like the next day you'll hear people in suits on cspan talking about their bloopblorp account

it wasn't meant to be like 'I'm too cool for bloopblorp...I remember when names had real value'

iatee, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol bloopblorp

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

i remember when products names meant something, like barbasol and listerine

the late great, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

"bloopblorp is a site that lets you share the things you like with others in your network."

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"

the late great, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

andrew bloopblorp, media probopaploor

goole, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

Fartgasm to buy Boopblorp for $1 trillion in cash and stock.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

ugh bloopblorp sry uncool

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

f it im going back to wen

lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

bloopblorp is a fun and quirky way to share your thoughts with our Blorpmonster overlords

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

^^ truth blorp

ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"

dying!

and i don't even care, similar to how a badass would respond (Abbbottt), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

w/e, Fartgasm is what my grandma uses

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

she sure does, rowr

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

bloop it up blorpball

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

smh if u cant find a use for dragons
― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 10, 2012

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

basically just looks & acts like david schwimmer

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

re: drake

some dude, Friday, 11 May 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

awesome

flopson, Friday, 11 May 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Ayo contendo just fyi man you don't have deeply contemplate every single thing on the internet

― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, May 12, 2012 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dayo, Sunday, 13 May 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

it's funny because it's true

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

but why is it true

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

please keep it under three paragraphs

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

trying to fill a nabisco-shaped hole in ilx

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

ha, was thinking the same thing

The Unbassful Serpent (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to a leader who fulfills Biblical prophecies concerning an adversary of Christ, while resembling him in a deceptive manner. The antichrist will seemingly provide for the needs of the people but deny them ultimate salvation.

Christine Green Sissymanwhore Dragon Indigo (buzza), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

hey where is nabisco?

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

contenderizer have you ever considered blogging

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

he's considered everything

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

nabisco still posts from time to time, but i think he's too busy getting paid good money to write paragraphs of OTM to spend any more time dicking around here w/ us

also didnt he get married in the last few years?

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

Xp:
Lost his mind and can't post no more

The Unbassful Serpent (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

bnw, Monday, 14 May 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

OTM

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

― bnw, Monday, May 14, 2012 4:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

yeah

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 14 May 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

yup

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 14 May 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

is there any particular reason? he on tv right now?

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

naw, he's just gonna write some pop culture book and show up on there
it seems a fait accompli

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

o i c

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/887/200pxthesecretlogo.jpg

bamcquern, Monday, 14 May 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

I am happy for the 'bisco, wasting all that prose on us was a crime.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link


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