Rolling Metal Thread 2012

Speaking of gratification, now he's just torturing us.

Seriously can't wait for you guys to hear the Gojira album

What's it called? What's the release date? I can't find nothin' about it!

It's called L'Enfant Sauvage, and it'll be out 6/26.

Ha, did you have to wait until this was released? http://legacy.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=172221&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blabbermouth+%28Blabbermouth.net%27s+Daily+Headlines%29

Yeah, basically. I've had the record in my iPod since Thursday, and it totally kicks ass, but that Blabbermouth piece quotes the official press release which went out this morning. There's more on their page on the label site.

Fuckin' A this High On Fire is kicking my ass all over the place and I'm only three tracks in. Kurt Ballou did great.

yeah i listened to it last night and while i feel the "why do we need another high on fire record" comments, it's a really, uh, fun record

i think we need a new one because the production wasn't all that great on the last one and this one has a song called "Madness of the Architect" and because its fuckin' High On Fire. like, does any sane person question the need for another new Motorhead album? no, we just thank the dark lord that they still exist.

i don't really have any problem with the production on 'snakes'.

i think we need a new one because the production wasn't all that great on the last one and this one has a song called "Madness of the Architect" and because its fuckin' High On Fire. like, does any sane person question the need for another new Motorhead album? no, we just thank the dark lord that they still exist.

This is exactly it. Madness Of The Architect is one of the best things they've done and the album kicks ass. This is Rolling Metal not Rolling Desperately Trying To Pretend I Wasn't Into Chill Wave Two Years Ago And Am Now Being Really Dismissive About It. The only thing I'm disappointed with really is the sub William Blake artwork.

XP: I don't either. I listened to Bastard Samurai yesterday and it sounded immense.

yeah i didn't hate the production on the last one, but the new one sounds so good it makes me think a little less of what Snakes sounded like.

eight tracks in now and this still sounds so fucking good and this might eventually end up being my favorite album of theirs

New metal CDs purchased at Best Buy today for $9.99 or less: Overkill, Ministry, High On Fire (only $7.99 with coupon I found on Facebook) and Goatwhore.

I'd rather support a local retailer but there ain't none that sells these things cheaply that I know of. I am open to correction, Philly dwellers... And most of them are more expensive at Amazon when you factor in shipping.

In the live realm, next week I will be seeing Ghost (supporting Mastodon and Opeth, but I am going just to see Ghost), The Pretty Reckless and (if I can get someone to take my shift at work) Peelander-Z.

POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess.

* VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.

* GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist.

* GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

wow, how was that necessary

decided it needed polled
IMPORTANT ILM GENRES POLL

this is like watching a leak growing knowing that soon i'll be looking at a ship sinking

hopefully not

what are you on about?

that offensive thing you posted
but i don't really want to talk about it or have that conversation, so i didn't

did you come up with that yourself, AG?

no, it was on seans facebook(he found it)

ah

and i found it amusing

it is k amusing

so it definitely couldn't be mine, when did i come up with something funny?

So what's the release date for the new Witch Mountain? Who's putting it out?

Profound Lore is releasing it.

ok new HOF is pretty massive

The first track from the wickedly good new Mares of Thrace album is streaming at Pitchfork...http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/13407-act-i-david-glimpses-bathsheba/

Looking forward to seeing them again in a month.

High On Fire (only $7.99 with coupon I found on Facebook)

Nice of this fucking coupon to go around Facebook well after I'd already paid $9.99 for it. Bastards. :p

That list that AG posted has been floating around for years, not sure why it resurfaced now. I think I can see why LL doesn't like it.

-5 for not yelling I WANT MY $2, jvc

also, jeff you know that i don't like it because there are 0 lols about stoner metal ;)

yeah that metal genre thing has surfaced on FB over the past few days for some reason. it really doesn't help convince people that already don't respect metal as a genre when it can only be described through the concept of raping women. awful.

I thought it was pretty funny. "The dragon kills himself out of boredom."

better ban teaching about vikings in history then

if you can't understand the difference between discussions of rape within a real, historical context versus using rape as a basis for Facebook "humor", then i don't know

the point is everyone knows that its not condoning rape. its poking fun at vikings, who amongst other things, were infamous for rape and pillage. i doubt anyone reading it think its condoning rape apart from you.

where did i say it was "condoning" rape?

can i recommend dropping it?

it = this conversation

Rape jokes are rarely funny. Even if the stereotypes are broadly accurate, having the whole thing be so rapey isn't necessary.

defining subgenres of metal through various kill/rape narratives = condoning rape to some degree

can i recommend dropping it?

fair enough, but i don't always think ignoring the elephant in the thread is the best way to handle it. but i can see i'm not going to convince people otherwise itt, so i'll let it go.

I mean, it's also inaccurate because it implies that metal is more about sex than it actually is… That said, there are some funny elements of the meme, but it's also incredibly misogynistic (which I suppose isn't to say that metal can't be incredibly misogynistic).

its poking fun at vikings, who amongst other things, were infamous for rape and pillage

new board description?

This is Rolling Metal not Rolling Desperately Trying To Pretend I Wasn't Into Chill Wave Two Years Ago And Am Now Being Really Dismissive About It.

Doran you slay for this btw

I think it shines dragons in a poor light...

no one wants to fuck a Viking, they have to rape...

Golden Gods: The History of Heavy Metal opens at the Grammy Museum in Los Angeles on April 11. Curated by Revolver staff, ugh. They should have at least made it a joint effort involving folks from Decibel, Terrorizer and ILX!
http://www.cherrybombed.com/2012/04/golden-gods-the-history-of-heavy-metal-exhibit-opens-in-la-on-april-11th/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=golden-gods-the-history-of-heavy-metal-exhibit-opens-in-la-on-april-11th

Got the DVD set of that Metal Evolution thing today - VH1 sent one over at my request, ha ha. Gonna check it out this weekend.