truth bombs

just what the internet needs, more popularity contests decided by nerds and shut-ins

― stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, March 30, 2012 8:27 PM (4 days ago)

wait so you're saying that it's true that the internet needs more of those?

filtered through sarcasm imo

you don't say

no srsly i honestly believe that's how it was meant in context

are you certain? maybe read it again

it is the truth in the sarcastic spirit it was meant, it is a truth that the internet does NOT

"truth" bomb

«Schnee ist weiß» ist wahr, dann und nur dann, wenn Schnee weiß ist

the "truth bomb" is actually that you're a bunch of "nerds and shut-ins"

so take that whiney g and electric j

worst. bomb. ever.

that german paradox is tying my head in a knot

is that a way of saying "that's true, but only when it's true"

is that how german people say begging the question??

From what i can tell, it's a way of establishing the correspondence of truth across languages:

«Schnee ist weiß» is true, if and only if snow is white.
«Snow is white» ist wahr, dann und nur dann, wenn Schnee weiß ist.

http://books.google.com/books?id=A0YJILtyCPEC&pg=PA62&lpg=PA62&dq=carnap+snow+is+white&source=bl&ots=mqhU5O2TGr&sig=bLiJOfx8IWtYCb67EFou8ae_PgM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Fy18T_6aLIbo0QHhmp2XDA&ved=0CC4Q6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=carnap%20snow%20is%20white&f=false

That probably will not help you. But maybe this will: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_theory_of_truth

yeah but that's not what it says in german

it says

"snow is white" is true, but only at those times that it is true that snow is white

sometimes it's yellow

or maybe your butt just hurts, idk, ppl get cranky when their butts hurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 6:41 AM (3 hours ago)

butt hurt to me suggests john hurt's lesser known brother and stunt double whose face is the one you actually see in elephant man and whose chest is the one you actually see bursting in alien.

like butt hurt is short for butterworth cornelius hurt, royal shakespeare company '72-'74

hipstamatic's problem is that it's called hipstamatic

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 9, 2012 2:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dunno, everything has a stupid name these days

― iatee, Monday, April 9, 2012 2:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just devastating

lol

*realizes thing*

to expand I think back in the day there was still this 'lol, that site is called google' factor now it's just like, oh there's a new site called bloopblorp, sure I'll use bloopblorp, bloopblorp seems useful and like the next day you'll hear people in suits on cspan talking about their bloopblorp account

it wasn't meant to be like 'I'm too cool for bloopblorp...I remember when names had real value'

lol bloopblorp

i remember when products names meant something, like barbasol and listerine

"bloopblorp is a site that lets you share the things you like with others in your network."

"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"

andrew bloopblorp, media probopaploor

Fartgasm to buy Boopblorp for $1 trillion in cash and stock.

ugh bloopblorp sry uncool

f it im going back to wen

bloopblorp is a fun and quirky way to share your thoughts with our Blorpmonster overlords

^^ truth blorp

"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"

dying!

w/e, Fartgasm is what my grandma uses

she sure does, rowr

bloop it up blorpball

smh if u cant find a use for dragons
― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 10, 2012

basically just looks & acts like david schwimmer

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

re: drake

hahaha

awesome

Ayo contendo just fyi man you don't have deeply contemplate every single thing on the internet

― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, May 12, 2012 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

^^^

it's funny because it's true

but why is it true

please keep it under three paragraphs

trying to fill a nabisco-shaped hole in ilx