Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

cat otm

kitty was channeling Bender from Futurama, at least till it started to type "2"

Bender: "Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two."
Fry [comforting]: "It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two."

Cat was actually quoting Mitt Romney

(9:49:54 AM) Whiney: I DONT CARE ABOUT FUCKING BRONIES

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Way to reject his fanbase.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

it's like our own version of the lost generation, only instead of "kidnapped and brainwashed into terrorists" it's "accidentally watched 'Baby Geniuses'"

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 6:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oops jefferson starship
― buzza, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 10:46 PM (Yesterday)

airplane, starship, wheelchair, who can keep track honestly
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 10:47 PM (Yesterday)

re: the big lebowski

A line like "He fixes the cable?" is a cute cheap laugh, but doesn't fit the character, who probably would be quite familiar with porn tropes.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I always thought it was like, you got your ass kicked -> u are butthurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:40 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or maybe your butt just hurts, idk, ppl get cranky when their butts hurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:41 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are hurt, and a butt.

― i remember when there was time for klax (ledge), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:42 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hurt my butt today to see if I still feel

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:42 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i hope that morbz quote is just comments very much in character and not a real insight into his interpretive skills

no, it's a really crystalline example of my awesome critical skills.

and your in depth knowledge of porn stereotypes

From the Republican presidential primary thread:

Saw this in a comments thread and lolled:

Santorum will never quit - his religion won't allow him to pull out.....

― On the sidelines in a trash can grumping (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, April 4, 2012

just picked up blue nights from the lib. i accidentally requested the large print edition, and it's all a bit distracting to have the book in such huge font, and with boldface in lieu of italics.

― rayuela, Wednesday, April 4, 2012 8:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no she insisted it be published like that, it's to make its insights into ageing more tangible

― john-claude van donne (schlump), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 10:29 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think that santorum joke is from colbert report?

What did D'Arcy do besides look cool while holding the bass?

― billstevejim, Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:46 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Meth

― a lot of seriously talentless bassists out there (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:48 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(and lots of it)

― a lot of seriously talentless bassists out there (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:49 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man i gotta watch pride and prejudice again

read P&P, try to keep pace with the book, imo

otm

you gotta look out for those anarchists, you never know when they'll start the next world war one

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(re: "The Dead Zone")

"The ICE . . . is gonna BREAK!"

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, April 5, 2012 3:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get those SCISSORS out of your MOUTH

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, April 5, 2012 3:32 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait so this movie is just walken yelling advice at people who do stupid shit in horror movies?

don't GO in that room ALONE

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 5, 2012 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Disco Bob and MC Criminal
sb me for this, but I googled these to make sure they weren't actually like, influential musicians in the rnrhof.

― beachville, Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:34 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Disco Bob won't be eligible until 2016

― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:35 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah it was pretty intentional. but seriously at this point any new york-based artist whose art is primarily about being a starving artist in new york can jump in a well afaic

― some dude, Thursday, April 5, 2012 9:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

food in there

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 5, 2012 9:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

From the 'Battleship' movie thread:

Michel Gondry/Charlie Kaufman present Tweetleship

― Ned Raggett, Friday, April 6, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahaha

I just can't believe that the Entertainment Weekly list of the 30 Greatest Artists Right Now got it so wrong

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, April 6, 2012 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the quintessential taki episode was when he referred to himself as a soi-disant antisemite, thinking that it meant 'so-called'

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, April 7, 2012 11:01 AM Bookmark

in re: thomas kinkade's death

R.I.P. sweet prints

― StanM, Saturday, April 7, 2012 4:59 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

:D

omg

plz explain to me this whole federalism thing, I'm confused, I thought obama literally controlled everything in america

― iatee, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:27 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

before I do, please explain your dumb sarcasm.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:31 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is the point of saying 'it doen't matter fuck-all' when state-level politics are a completely different beast?

― iatee, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys you play for the same team

― dayo, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't remember iatee posting in the Jake Gyllenhall thread iirc.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*applause*

idea for american pie 8:
- girl gets pregnant
- girl gives birth
- placenta gets baked in a pie
- guy has sex with placenta pie
- omg hilarity ensues

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 11:31 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are u guys going to make me post The Homosexuals special from '67, or will you impress me with something serious this guy ever did besides ask Kirk Douglas tough questions?

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whats the homo spesh

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 homos with a side of steak fries.

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, April 9, 2012 4:20 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hall of fame, right there

it's the decision to make them steak fries that puts it over the top for some reason.

otm

^^^ irl lols @ this

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:20 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:37 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this...I love it.

aerosmith = hero

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:44 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying over here

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:23 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 5, 2012 12:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hooooly shit

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:52 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 this

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:41 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahah dying

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:57 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tis a beauty

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:31 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aww

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:56 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yaaaay

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 2:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brilliant

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:27 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hee hee

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:30 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cat otm

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:29 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, April 5, 2012 10:53 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 1:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*applause*

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 2:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hall of fame, right there

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 9, 2012 5:04 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exacting standards of the hall of fame committee ;)

gfy

lol

there are subtle nuances in every single one of those lols, I'll have you know

that's um...a placenta beret

the kind you find in a second hand whore?
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, April 9, 2012 8:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is all-time, kind of in awe here

nope, no lols from me, now that I'm being monitored

how flair is punished

It's so sad to watch a sweet LOL die. Oh, ILX, why?

to expand I think back in the day there was still this 'lol, that site is called google' factor now it's just like, oh there's a new site called bloopblorp, sure I'll use bloopblorp, bloopblorp seems useful and like the next day you'll hear people in suits on cspan talking about their bloopblorp account

it wasn't meant to be like 'I'm too cool for bloopblorp...I remember when names had real value'

― iatee, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol bloopblorp

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"bloopblorp is a site that lets you share the things you like with others in your network."

― call all destroyer, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"

― the late great, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

andrew bloopblorp, media probopaploor

― goole, Monday, April 9, 2012 7:52 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

arg fuckit I don't care, I'm lolling (gfy canks)

"bleep your friends and blorp them back"

lag∞n is ice cr?m not canks

but... but... canks didn't post in this thread