Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

Clerks and/or Death to Smoochy > The Big Lebowski > Ghostbusters
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark

take me down to the paradise city where the fries are green and the mash is gritty

can it, pathetic philth.

xp

after reading a comparison like that, i actually believe that maybe you were worth a damn as a stand-up.

itt lamp puts balls in an unflattering light

― some dude, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 2:09 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

champagne comedy

Hang on, it took 2 years for that zing?

― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:57 (2 hours ago) Permalink

from the sour cream?

lol clerks. morbs, you never fail

hoos i was just coming here to post that!

nypost headline

A couple changed their kid's diaper on the TABLE in the restaurant.

― #yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, April 2, 2012 8:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"restaurant"

― recent thug (k3vin k.), Monday, April 2, 2012 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you sure they weren't unwrapping their dinner?

― some dude, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 9:40 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

re subway

TISH

re badoom

LOOOOL

hahaha

that is the best

roffle

11111111000000000011111111122226

― JacobSanders, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry my cat decide to post

― JacobSanders, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's no way to get a 77 invite, kitty

cat otm

kitty was channeling Bender from Futurama, at least till it started to type "2"

Bender: "Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two."
Fry [comforting]: "It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two."

Cat was actually quoting Mitt Romney

(9:49:54 AM) Whiney: I DONT CARE ABOUT FUCKING BRONIES

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Way to reject his fanbase.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

it's like our own version of the lost generation, only instead of "kidnapped and brainwashed into terrorists" it's "accidentally watched 'Baby Geniuses'"

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 6:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oops jefferson starship
― buzza, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 10:46 PM (Yesterday)

airplane, starship, wheelchair, who can keep track honestly
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 10:47 PM (Yesterday)

re: the big lebowski

A line like "He fixes the cable?" is a cute cheap laugh, but doesn't fit the character, who probably would be quite familiar with porn tropes.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I always thought it was like, you got your ass kicked -> u are butthurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:40 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or maybe your butt just hurts, idk, ppl get cranky when their butts hurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:41 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are hurt, and a butt.

― i remember when there was time for klax (ledge), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:42 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hurt my butt today to see if I still feel

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 9:42 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i hope that morbz quote is just comments very much in character and not a real insight into his interpretive skills

no, it's a really crystalline example of my awesome critical skills.

and your in depth knowledge of porn stereotypes

From the Republican presidential primary thread:

Saw this in a comments thread and lolled:

Santorum will never quit - his religion won't allow him to pull out.....

― On the sidelines in a trash can grumping (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, April 4, 2012

just picked up blue nights from the lib. i accidentally requested the large print edition, and it's all a bit distracting to have the book in such huge font, and with boldface in lieu of italics.

― rayuela, Wednesday, April 4, 2012 8:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no she insisted it be published like that, it's to make its insights into ageing more tangible

― john-claude van donne (schlump), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 10:29 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think that santorum joke is from colbert report?

What did D'Arcy do besides look cool while holding the bass?

― billstevejim, Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:46 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Meth

― a lot of seriously talentless bassists out there (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:48 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(and lots of it)

― a lot of seriously talentless bassists out there (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:49 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man i gotta watch pride and prejudice again

read P&P, try to keep pace with the book, imo

otm

you gotta look out for those anarchists, you never know when they'll start the next world war one

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(re: "The Dead Zone")

"The ICE . . . is gonna BREAK!"

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, April 5, 2012 3:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get those SCISSORS out of your MOUTH

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, April 5, 2012 3:32 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait so this movie is just walken yelling advice at people who do stupid shit in horror movies?

don't GO in that room ALONE

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 5, 2012 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Disco Bob and MC Criminal
sb me for this, but I googled these to make sure they weren't actually like, influential musicians in the rnrhof.

― beachville, Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:34 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Disco Bob won't be eligible until 2016

― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:35 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah it was pretty intentional. but seriously at this point any new york-based artist whose art is primarily about being a starving artist in new york can jump in a well afaic

― some dude, Thursday, April 5, 2012 9:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

food in there

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 5, 2012 9:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

From the 'Battleship' movie thread:

Michel Gondry/Charlie Kaufman present Tweetleship

― Ned Raggett, Friday, April 6, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahaha

I just can't believe that the Entertainment Weekly list of the 30 Greatest Artists Right Now got it so wrong

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, April 6, 2012 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the quintessential taki episode was when he referred to himself as a soi-disant antisemite, thinking that it meant 'so-called'

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, April 7, 2012 11:01 AM Bookmark

in re: thomas kinkade's death

R.I.P. sweet prints

― StanM, Saturday, April 7, 2012 4:59 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

:D

omg