What he's going to get is: 1) Women who think they can change him and/or 2) Women with serious mental and emotional problems.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
so... manic pixie dream girls.
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
Posted at the request/behest of Get Bent:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/2111720687.html
Free CelloDate: 2010-12-13, 7:32PM PSTSo my sister gave me this cello a couple years ago. It's a nice cello. Actually, it's a great cello. It's probably the best cello, but I don't really know much about cellos. Also the neck snapped off. Of the cello. So it's really more like 3/4's of a cello, but the other 1/4's still there, it's just not attached. It's kind of like you're getting two cellos, only one of them doesn't have a body and the other doesn't have a neck. But if you stand them up next to each other it's like old times. You could probably fix it with like some music glue or something like that.She also gave me a cello bag that I can give to you too, now that I won't have a cello. It's a really nice cello bag. You can fit everything in it. Actually, there might even be a bow in the bag, I'm not sure. I don't want you to think that there's 100% a bow in the bag. It's way over there, I can't check right now. But if it's in there it's yours.If you're like me and you don't know how to play the cello then you could use it as a coin bank. It's hollow and there are two S's on the front that you could drop the coins through. Then when it's filled up you could drop it off of your roof or carry it around like a change purse. Ooh, in the cello bag. It'd be like a cello purse. I'd do it but I'm moving across the country and it won't fit in my car. What else could you do with it. You could saw the front off and use it as a sled. Or give the neck to a baby as like a wizard stick for Christmas. Totally give this cello to someone for Christmas. Or Hanukkah.Please come get it. I'm in Echo Park. I'd actually go somewhere to meet you if wherever we're going is a cool place. Like the desert or something.I'm 90% certain the bow's in there. Location: Echo Park it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
So my sister gave me this cello a couple years ago. It's a nice cello. Actually, it's a great cello. It's probably the best cello, but I don't really know much about cellos. Also the neck snapped off. Of the cello. So it's really more like 3/4's of a cello, but the other 1/4's still there, it's just not attached. It's kind of like you're getting two cellos, only one of them doesn't have a body and the other doesn't have a neck. But if you stand them up next to each other it's like old times. You could probably fix it with like some music glue or something like that.
She also gave me a cello bag that I can give to you too, now that I won't have a cello. It's a really nice cello bag. You can fit everything in it. Actually, there might even be a bow in the bag, I'm not sure. I don't want you to think that there's 100% a bow in the bag. It's way over there, I can't check right now. But if it's in there it's yours.
If you're like me and you don't know how to play the cello then you could use it as a coin bank. It's hollow and there are two S's on the front that you could drop the coins through. Then when it's filled up you could drop it off of your roof or carry it around like a change purse. Ooh, in the cello bag. It'd be like a cello purse. I'd do it but I'm moving across the country and it won't fit in my car. What else could you do with it. You could saw the front off and use it as a sled. Or give the neck to a baby as like a wizard stick for Christmas. Totally give this cello to someone for Christmas. Or Hanukkah.
Please come get it. I'm in Echo Park. I'd actually go somewhere to meet you if wherever we're going is a cool place. Like the desert or something.
I'm 90% certain the bow's in there.
Location: Echo Park it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
― Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
Neil Diamond sweaters!
― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
MUSIC GLUE :D
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
rod stewart imp/impress sks tribute band/acoustic duo/solo gigs (palmyra)Date: 2012-03-30, 10:55PM EDTReply to: rcqtp-2931912✧✧✧@c✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]Hello,my name is Greg Scott. I live in Palmyra now; just moved here from Mobile,AL,but I`m originally from the Boston area. I have been a semi-professional Rod Stewart impersonator/impressionist for about 15 years. I am 48 yo. I call my tribute -BIG ROD.I am a large sized man so the name is very apt. My desire is to form a Rod Stewart tribute band or a duet with an acoustic guitarist, with other singers/musicians,or at least hire out myself as a one man show for hire,any occasion. I have ok 12 yo club speakers,stands,wireless mike and stand and amp and mixer,again none of it spectacular but good enough for a gig. I have all my music on a computer in Real Player and i have CDGs and some burned cd-roms. I am also willing to just get together to jam as a hobbyhorse,etc in lieu of gigs.. As for my act right now i do one-man shows with karaoke background music when i do have a rare gig. I only performed once in mobile at the Crooked Martini last year,a week before St. Patrick`s day. When i lived in Lancaster a few years back; I did a gig downtown on Queen st, for the Friday arts thing they had. The vast majority of all my past gigs have been in Mass. I have also won numerous karaoke contests over the years as well. I am always available for any occasion. I know over 70 Rod Stewart songs and can learn more. I perform,of course, the songs which are available on karaoke. My set list is anything from maggie may to his latest Songbook album. With a band or another musician,there are obviously many more songs that I will do such as songs he has not recorded but has performed as well as classic soul/rock covers in his style that fit his voice. I can sing many songs in an evening and have lots of energy and passion in my performances. I can move pretty good as well. I stay in character in my shows using a Stewart like voice and sense of humour. I use a long blonde wig and black viny like pants and tall boots. My shirts are either satiny like polyesters and I have a disco mirror ball type shirt i like to wear. I have three sport coats that i wear as well. I can wear make-up but haven`t used it in years. If you are seriously interested in putting something together or if you want to hire for an evening; please email me with details. I do not have a resume/package per se but i do have some video of my past performances going back to 1998/99 and a short video from last year as well. I will post my most current business card to this ad at some future time As for me auditioning for you and/or vice- versa; I do not have a rehearsal space but we could meet at yours or at my home or yours. I usually ask people to meet me at a local karaoke venue so they can see and hear me perform. You may also call me,Greg, at 717-639-4684 8-8. Look forward to hearing from you; serious replies only. ALSO OPEN MINDED TO JOIN A COVER BAND AS A VOCALIST,FRONT MAN OR OTHERWISE. OBVIOUSLY IN THIS CASE I WOULD NOT BE DRESSED/PERFORMING AS ROD STEWART.
― spastic heritage, Saturday, 31 March 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
Crap, should've X'ed out the phone number.
― spastic heritage, Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
Real Player
― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://charleston.craigslist.org/cas/2944036554.html
Justice With A Capital JO - m4m - 48 (West Ashley)Date: 2012-04-06, 3:46PM EDTReply to: sxth8-2944036✧✧✧@p✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧Looking to get some studs together to re-enact an episode of Walker. Any episode. We need a black guy to play Trivette and an old guy can do some of CDs lines. I will be playing Walker (obviously) We could maybe have a girl to do Cahill's shit but that might be weird for her when we all start to jo. Like she would have nothing to do but wait until we are done and then resume scenes.Maybe a couple of guys could play bad guys or horses. Its up in the air and I just wanted to spitball and get some input. Let me know (I cannot host as my wife hates Walker)
Date: 2012-04-06, 3:46PM EDTReply to: sxth8-2944036✧✧✧@p✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Looking to get some studs together to re-enact an episode of Walker. Any episode. We need a black guy to play Trivette and an old guy can do some of CDs lines. I will be playing Walker (obviously) We could maybe have a girl to do Cahill's shit but that might be weird for her when we all start to jo. Like she would have nothing to do but wait until we are done and then resume scenes.Maybe a couple of guys could play bad guys or horses. Its up in the air and I just wanted to spitball and get some input. Let me know (I cannot host as my wife hates Walker)
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
loool
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
i appreciate the implication that his wife is totally ok with his group pud-pulling, it's just that she HATES walker
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
"Sure honey, I don't mind if you have the guys over to jack-off again tonight, as long as you don't play Walker again. Whatever happened to your CHiPs group?"
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, what
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
probably too good to be for real; still hilarious
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
I just want to spitball and get some input
― dayo, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
I am still back on the implication that there was an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger with a soggy biscuit scene tbh
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
as long as it's not the "Walker told me I have AIDS" one it's cool
― mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
mutual group j/o is safe sex tho!
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
well sure, it's just be kind of a turn-off imo
― mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, unless you have a haley joel osment thing
― mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
a.. what
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
You have never seen the clip of him saying "Walker told me I have AIDS" from his appearance on that show? Conan O'Brien played it a few times during his Walker: Texas Ranger gag.
― mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
My life has mostly been Walker-free
that sounds hilarious tbh
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGOI8-X_JWg
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://madison.craigslist.org/web/2903924508.html
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Sunday, 8 April 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
Ah, the problems people face today!
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago) link
Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)Date: 2012-04-09, 3:41PM CDTReply to: c9kpp-2948959✧✧✧@p✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let raw dog it in the stall.You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
.....................
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
what a way to come into this world
― mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
I hope she names the baby Raw Dog
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
i guess we should all be thankful that craigslist deletes those posts after awhile because, omg, could you imagine being a teenager and seeing that and doing some math? horrifying.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
maybe if you're a big teenage megadeth fan you'd just be pissed your mom stepped away from the concert
― john-claude van donne (schlump), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
lool
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
Could imagine being a teenager, seeing that and doing some meth, tbh.
― sktsh, Friday, 13 April 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html
― Darin, Thursday, 26 April 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
Haha, I Best of Craigslist-ed it.
― nickn, Thursday, 26 April 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
This posting has been flagged for removal.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 April 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
Oran Juice Jones"Live" (models needed) (Universal City Plaza)Date: 2012-05-14, 6:35PM PDTReply to: raynard✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]I need 4 beautiful out going models to accompany the Legendary Oran Juice Jones on stage May 19 at The Gibson Amphitheatre. email me with 3 pictures and bio for more details. Serious inquiries only !!!in case you didn't know:http://youtu.be/9dZW1C3neao Location: Universal City Plazait's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsCompensation: no payPostingID: 3015915665
Date: 2012-05-14, 6:35PM PDTReply to: raynard✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]
I need 4 beautiful out going models to accompany the Legendary Oran Juice Jones on stage May 19 at The Gibson Amphitheatre. email me with 3 pictures and bio for more details. Serious inquiries only !!!
in case you didn't know:
http://youtu.be/9dZW1C3neao
Location: Universal City Plazait's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsCompensation: no payPostingID: 3015915665
― get wolves (get bent), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
Voice Over Actor for German Erotic stories (Anywhere)Date: 2012-06-06, 1:39PM PDTReply to: mmxns-3061599✧✧✧@j✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]I am an English speaking erotica writer and I'm looking for both male and female book narrators to voice and produce the German versions of my erotica audiobooks. I am only looking for native Germans or those that speak German without an accent. The first that I would like to record is this one: http://www.amazon.de/Dunkles-Verlangen-heimlichen-Vorlieben-ebook/dp/B007SPGL44/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1336276174&sr=8-7It shouldn't take you more than 10 hours to record and produce and I'm paying $120. If it sells, I can offer you many more books.Please contact me for a script to record as an audition. Location: AnywhereCompensation: $120Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.Please, no phone calls about this job!Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.PostingID: 3061599554
Date: 2012-06-06, 1:39PM PDTReply to: mmxns-3061599✧✧✧@j✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am an English speaking erotica writer and I'm looking for both male and female book narrators to voice and produce the German versions of my erotica audiobooks. I am only looking for native Germans or those that speak German without an accent. The first that I would like to record is this one: http://www.amazon.de/Dunkles-Verlangen-heimlichen-Vorlieben-ebook/dp/B007SPGL44/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1336276174&sr=8-7
It shouldn't take you more than 10 hours to record and produce and I'm paying $120. If it sells, I can offer you many more books.
Please contact me for a script to record as an audition. Location: AnywhereCompensation: $120Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.Please, no phone calls about this job!Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.PostingID: 3061599554
― thumbs.db (get bent), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
that's a find.
― Cunga, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
Lowball offer tho
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
I guess if I was a German speaker and desperate, making $120 in one day wouldn't sound SO terrible, depending how bad the book is (probably very bad, at least good for lolz later?) and how awful the person was to work with (probably very awful).
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
no one with any sense is going to talk for ten hours straight in one day
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
there's this guy I sit next to at work
― that's not kewell (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
oh 'any sense', right
hahah
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
"The thought of their ebony skin and dark cocks dominated her sex fantasies. As soon as she imagined her own white skin touching dark skin, her pussy began to throb"
― Vasco da Gama, Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
-- werner herzog?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 June 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/muc/3036860974.html
Real Rock Drummer for NON-pussy band (L.A.)
Date: 2012-05-25, 12:28AM PDTReply to: wfqrc-3036860✧✧✧@c✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]
I do NOT play to a click track or backing tracks and GO SCREW if you think I'm gonna "tone it down a little, bro" so you can piddle away on your stringed sissy box. I WILL NOT play hotel cafe and don't take direction from ninnies who live in their fucking parents basement and whack off to dreams of hanging with Jack Johnson and rapping about his "process", you piece of shit. I am a real mother fucker with balls of steel and have a drumset that loves to be ass fucked mercilessly from behind and I need to join a band who understands that stage-sex is part of the fucking game, dude. So when I'm fucking the shit outta the kit, you can't be the guy in the corner beating your limp, taffy dick wishing that you could stick your dick in too, NO! You get that dick hard and fuck the stage with me, pussy boy. I'm so sick of stealing the show and would really love to meet some real sons of fucking bitches who aren't afraid to use a sweat band for its intended purpose: wiping off fucking sweat, cum, groupies, pussy juice, blood, etc.
Do not write me for reasons of sass because I will FIND YOU and shred your fucking face with my SHIT-STORMING DRUM GODLINESS!
http://images.craigslist.org/5I75He5Mf3Kc3J93N5c5pe441add8412b1d4a.jpg
― Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
Dude is in a wig. Right?
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link