EditorLarenZ (5 months ago) Show Hide -6 Poor comment Good commentMarked as spamReply | SpamStop sucking Madlibs dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.
― and what, Monday, 12 January 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit dude's grammar is straight
― FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 January 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Serge G Show HideMarked as spamReply | SpamI'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
― FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 January 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Not moronic, but recent comments on Usher's "Trading Places":
tarisha2009 (9 minutes ago) I love this video and song. I wish that was me. hell he can do all that stuff on me. shit I would love for him to do that.Usher is so sexy in this video well everywhere he is sexy!!!! I wish he give it to me.I want to kiss his abs and chest.
steph090590 (49 minutes ago) i NEED to be her i need to expeience this omg this makes me want to become an actress model w/e the hell she is to do this with him this video is so hot and so is he
― Eazy, Monday, 12 January 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Lately I have been trolling youtube the cowards way by thumbs downing all positive comments and thumbs upping all negative ones. This I mainly do on Lady GaGa videos, I mute the laptop first.
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 12 January 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
And we can't read your poker face.
― Hard like armour, Monday, 12 January 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
READ THE DESCRIPTION PLEASEIT'S NOT ABOUT BALLROOM BALLS!!!
EDIT (8/11/08): I'm not going to be replying to anymore comments. One, because some of you will never figure out what this song is about. Two, it get's tiring. Three, I don't like being mean to people. If this gets anyworse I'm just disabling comments. I can't deal with this anymore. But, thanks for all the laughs.
Also, frow Wiki:"The song is ostensibly about a person who hosts social balls, with constant double entendres about sexual activities and testicles"
Ostensibly - From appearances alone
Will that settle it?
― 8. Opeth - Watershed (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
babscabs1987 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam this video is pointless.you can turn a sphere inside out, but its no ordinary sphere, its this made of an abstract elastic material.well fuck a lucka ding dong.how very boring. come back when you can turn a basket ball inside out. assholes.
― cindy (goole), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
10/10
― cool like a bass (latebloomer), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link
felippedamaso (1 week ago) FUCK HITLER!
TigerMilitia (5 days ago) Show HideFUCK YOU!
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― Pashmina, Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, fuck a lucka ding dong
― chap, Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
chap otm
― Whiney G. Weingarten (J0hn D.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
TheMrMarilyn (10 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam
This is such a great track!! Mz Carey can hit notes that only DOGS can hear...LoL!! Brilliant production and brilliantly sung too!! Mariah really kicks the crap outta this tune!! Jerry O'Connel looks fit as well!! A+
juzzlikethat (9 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam
huakakakkaa really? not only dog, i can hear it too.
― Hard like armour, Monday, 13 April 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/2ewyt8w.gif
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Stop sucking Madlib's dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.
― steve "no neck" yamaguchi (vermonter), Monday, 4 May 2009 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link
forloveoffilm (6 months ago) Show Hide+7Reply | SpamI got my first erection looking at a photo of Theda Bara. From that moment on, the 'type' was decided for me. Sadly, when I grew up there were no women who fit that mold.
― mroo (Pashmina), Monday, 4 May 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Lureboy (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamThe only REAL thing here my fakking American friend, is that I'm Norwegian and can trace my blood back to Erik the Mad in 1070! YOU my friend should shut the FAKK up! You are a FAKKING american - and know NOTHING about Norway and extreme metal! Odin is great! And I call upon you a curse from Valhall! You FAKKING VANNABE Norwegian!You WILL soon regret what you just said!annunnemesis (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamI am indian and germanic. And i do not know what the fuck your talking about. I never commented on this band. Learn to read dickhead...Lureboy (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamBut you my fakk, I'm Norwegian and I can trace my blood back to 1070. You are garbage, fakking American! Don't tell me what this music is about? ok? You fakking American FAKK! Shut up! ok?! Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!
― tzzt (Pashmina), Saturday, 9 May 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!"
\m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
― tzzt (Pashmina), Saturday, 9 May 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
nped1 (4 days ago) Show Hide +1 Marked as spam Reply
This song giving me the goose
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
odie720706 (2 months ago) -7 Reply | Spam聽她彈奏完,有種恐怖的感覺。這首曲子殺氣騰騰,誰知道他彈完站起來之後仍面帶微笑,十足的殺 手樣。我的意思是真的彈的很棒啦,尤其是結束後鞠躬前的那傾城微笑,彷 彿像是戰勝了十面而來的埋伏,帶著得意的笑容走出戰場。
NamekujiSmash (3 weeks ago) -2 Reply | Spamdude I don't know what that means but you got 7 thumbs down for it haha
― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Friday, 22 May 2009 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link
untamedromeo (1 week ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReplyLate with this I know, but living on this grey little hopeless island forces us into 2 things : being quite lazy and having a good time. Dont ever invade our island though cause we will fight to the end and we invent loads of shit. Although im Scottish so im British only through circumstance. Uch just ignore all of that.
― Stobby Buld (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 June 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link
ziapina (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply hip hop is not what it is today
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 June 2009 09:51 (fourteen years ago) link
tehpeh (14 hours ago)looks like a piece of carp
skaterboy0255 (12 hours ago)you spell like a piece of carp
― am0n, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Can't think of any right now but I remember laughing out loud many times reading the comment sections.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 14 August 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Quality bump!
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 August 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Q: Would the Excelsior thread be improved if it was all just posts about "hey I read something that made me laugh on some thread or other, but it's gone now"?
― James Joyce da 5'9 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2009 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link
hip hop is not what it is today
hahaha wtf does that even mean?
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Friday, 14 August 2009 07:00 (fourteen years ago) link
My bf trolls YT now and then when he's bored, I should see if I can find some of his.
haw, i still laugh over "hip hop is not what it is today"
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 August 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
01manchesterunited (13 hours ago)lets all hail satan the real god of gods!
Necr0Cys2topsY (6 hours ago)satan and god doesn't exist.
intothevoid92 (1 hour ago)So do your grammar skills.
― am0n, Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaha.
― chap, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGJy2EHCMQ
man that bass drum is so crisp! that is the penultimate kick drum sound.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaaaaa
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 October 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
one of my new faves:
TheMaineStream (1 day ago)if u dont love steve perry u dont love america
― Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Pet Shop Boys - Domino Dancing (HD)
Ovito85 (2 hours ago) too bad alot dont know what this song is about
supersebas112233 (16 hours ago) wow thats an old video its from the eighties. and you can see ricky martin very young at:4:01-4:03 and more times!!
twotoneandy73 (18 hours ago) theres always a woman at the cause of a mans problems lol
JJLethoF1 (1 day ago) ... this song brought me really intense recordations from my adolescence...
― one boob is free with one (daavid), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSbvEsynu2M
123Steven1991 reminds me of ma brother dure cunt
scratchmaster101
crap!
evry1sdumseptme
lol
TheEeyoreluver
Justaballer94
Lol that would be funnt if eeyore was like transform!
gokudabomb1
no way!!!the voice behind Toonami and Optimus Prime!!!how did i miss that!!!
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link
cardboredlove97 (2 days ago) 0 Reply | Spammy friends hair is parrallel to her BUTT and she has some issues and her name is Harvicka and she cant cut her hair so thanx for the tip lady
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 November 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
$lipKnight09
they should have a jamaican dude rappin er singin with this er both at once, it has the whateva jamaican drum goin, also should have a more soarin chorus with a wave synth er rain synth er rain stick goin, maybe make more dynamic, maybe toss some indian war whoops er injin sangin not sayin anythin in particular, add some tribal drums, er bongos pitch matched with the mid synth pattern, add a large deep drum on the one and two beats add some wood block er the the plastic ones with higher pitch
Abelyjak
In Poland we say "zajebiste!" that means: so fucky good!
― where are that man's pants? :-( (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that's a good comment!
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
it's very zajebiste!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Zajebiste, matkojebca!
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
your name is antsdick, what do you know about anything in the world?
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
scriv123456 (1 year ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamthis is english pool. you pot the black 8 ball you lose. i should know i am english
BigDave297 (1 year ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamNope, if you pot the black on the break, its an re-rack. Rules on Brittsh Pool have changed.
scriv123456 (1 year ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamis it ok thx for telling me
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
ok y'all ready for this one
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link
djerryi (3 months ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamHaha but after Bergtatt there came Nattens Madriga! I think this music is fine to!
bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide -1Marked as spamReply | Spamtoo high pitch for me, deffinitively a fuck up. if i listen to that album i have a headache
IvanSorath (3 months ago) Show Hide+1Marked as spamReply | Spamhey nattens Madrigal is fucking awesome
bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide -1Marked as spamReply | Spamgood riffs terrible production, why they abandoned bergatt production is beyond me. i cant listen to something that gives me a headache no matter how good it is
Footballboy50 (3 months ago) Show Hide -1Marked as spamReply | Spamholy shit dude. get a life
bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide -2Marked as spamReply | Spamnice imput. go play football and eat my shit
Footballboy50 (3 months ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamfirst game tomorrow actually. ha no thanks
bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide+2Marked as spamReply | Spamyou must be what 17 yrs old. when i was your age i was thinking about how to kill people. the youth of today is pathetic.
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
that is actually the single greatest youtube comment ever and you are not allowed to disagree
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link
hork13 (24 minutes ago) +1 Reply | Spamthat was some awesome vibrato, reminscent of Ol' Dirty Bastard
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 20 December 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf@
JordanSaxmar (4 days ago) -1 ReplyHi! Please check out the song "Heat" I wrote for Beyonce's new fragrance:
watch?v=NslXIaJNnv0
Enjoy!
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
bongsession (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamhaha ur an idiot, cappuccino* is a type of coffee, cappadonna is the rappermtoor102 (13 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamwho the fuck is cappachino? u mean cappadonnaTermanology0 (3 days ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | Spamwu member rankings. lyrical this is the best rankings.5. Cappachino4. Inspectah Deck3. Raekwon2. Ghostface Killah1. GZA
― Roger Sánchez Broto (vain_bowers), Sunday, 10 January 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/154821/YOUTUBE-COMMENT.jpg
:D
― jabba hands, Monday, 12 April 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
well fuck a lucka ding dong
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 July 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link
Listen to all the little kids dividing music into little micro genres to protect their cultural tribes and help define their own folklore. Back in the '70s, this was just "music" or "electronic disco". Today, ever musician has their own genre which is defined and everybody gets angry when you don't classify something the way they want it classified. And people get mad if sounds a certain way and isn't described the way they want. hahaha
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 July 2013 05:03 (ten years ago) link
This film was gruesome in all ways, shakes, and form. This violence has to stop!!! Prophesies have been saying it's the end of the world.It is! But it's not because of the Ozone!!! It's because of mankind! We are destroying our selves! For many years people have been blaming the upbringing of children. It's not how the parents raise the children.......
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 29 August 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
in all ways, shakes, and forms.
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link
no way, shape or form
― So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link
ZagRap89 7 months agoif u are a junky listen vilalobos and that other bullshitif u are a underground gangster listen GRANDE PEREZi am definitly a gangster from the underground, now fukk yourself :B
― cog, Sunday, 1 September 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
Under a clip of Jimmy Clitheroe:
xela12345 3 years agoI can't help wondering, considering Jimmy never physically grew beyond the age of 8...how come he died? It seems kinda stupid to say so, but if people die from old age...
― that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
wow
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
a comment on an interview with dylan carlson about drone music:
sverddansar77 2 years ago hey hgutfuck. you brainless kaukasian cocksucker are not allowed to tell us what good music is. this shit you are shit and your mother wishes you to drop dead.- keep on fucking goats iun sibiria. you greatst ASSHOLE of all times. the best music is arab music in this infidel world. but a barabar like you will never understand yoou subhuman,kiss my ass and learn english you nazi
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
https://cl.ly/0X0b2I1e0f1S/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-02%20at%2015.44.53.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:11 (six years ago) link
And second?
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link
"Fuck jobs! Wage slavery. Drudgery... Humans should be free to do more meaningful things than slaving away for a living... Use your imagination, be free! Take time to make the world a better more beautiful place, take care of your loved ones. Jobs are mostly doing tasks that help destroy the planet and produce and try to market a bunch of crap we don't even need and just ends up polluting the planet, destroying the ecosystems and habitats."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwyBmWxESA
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/XlVkfcB.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link
I saw a comment on YouTube defending feminism as a "broad based movement". I mean, I guess so but I'm not sure that's the preferred terminology. Would have been my reply if I was foolish enough to ever comment on YouTube.
― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link
RANCISCO TORRES2 years ago
my favorite part is when it starts and when it is about to finish good job
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 May 2023 22:33 (ten months ago) link
Clearly you have no taste (in Goo Goo Dolls or bagpipes for that matter)
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 26 May 2023 09:52 (ten months ago) link