Hahaha my husband is a HUGE Gordon Lightfoot fan, that's appropriate.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
Dude's looking for his Franny, probably going to end up with Zooey... Deschanel
― mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
ya... unlucky... guy
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
*slow clap*nicely done, mh!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
objectively beautiful
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
he just sounds so sad and despairing and lovely. like a single version of my hippy math teacher who had sweaters handsewn by his girlfriend with Neil Diamond and John Denver lyrics on them. He had one that said "You are the sun I am the moon You are the words I am the tune Play me' with an appliqued sun on it.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
he sounds lovely to you? he sounds like an insufferable old asshole who wants a hot goth to listen to him rant and rave.
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
Yah seriously. The inclusion of "a feminine tomboy" should be enough to tell you that no woman on earth exists that would be everything this guy wanted; she doesn't exist and if she didn't, she wouldn't go for this bitter asshole.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
I mean if she did.
Also she should "rise above" "modern feminism," effortlessly. Whatever that means. Get tae fuck.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
he sounds like an insufferable old asshole who wants a hot goth to listen to him rant and rave.
I put this on my dating profile, personally
― mh, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
I am a struggling musician and writer
lol'd
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
i miss LJ
― caek, Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
why are all the A+ crazy ones from Toronto? wtf!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
:(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
haha slocki OTM.
― Did you drop some flug in my cup? (Abbbottt), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
Ooh, I think my theoretical date add would be almost the exact opposite to that. I'd be looking for someone who can't relate to a misanthropes; who's smart but not necessarily well-read; who loves light music, and pretentions, and the loud and banal, and who's subjectively beautiful; who lives for the perversion of modern feminism, and loves its predictable effects on men and women...
Can't imagine anyone answering to the this guy's ad, but good look anyway, chap!
― Tuomas, Friday, 30 March 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago) link
"add" = "ad"
What he's going to get is: 1) Women who think they can change him and/or 2) Women with serious mental and emotional problems.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
so... manic pixie dream girls.
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
Posted at the request/behest of Get Bent:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/2111720687.html
Free CelloDate: 2010-12-13, 7:32PM PSTSo my sister gave me this cello a couple years ago. It's a nice cello. Actually, it's a great cello. It's probably the best cello, but I don't really know much about cellos. Also the neck snapped off. Of the cello. So it's really more like 3/4's of a cello, but the other 1/4's still there, it's just not attached. It's kind of like you're getting two cellos, only one of them doesn't have a body and the other doesn't have a neck. But if you stand them up next to each other it's like old times. You could probably fix it with like some music glue or something like that.She also gave me a cello bag that I can give to you too, now that I won't have a cello. It's a really nice cello bag. You can fit everything in it. Actually, there might even be a bow in the bag, I'm not sure. I don't want you to think that there's 100% a bow in the bag. It's way over there, I can't check right now. But if it's in there it's yours.If you're like me and you don't know how to play the cello then you could use it as a coin bank. It's hollow and there are two S's on the front that you could drop the coins through. Then when it's filled up you could drop it off of your roof or carry it around like a change purse. Ooh, in the cello bag. It'd be like a cello purse. I'd do it but I'm moving across the country and it won't fit in my car. What else could you do with it. You could saw the front off and use it as a sled. Or give the neck to a baby as like a wizard stick for Christmas. Totally give this cello to someone for Christmas. Or Hanukkah.Please come get it. I'm in Echo Park. I'd actually go somewhere to meet you if wherever we're going is a cool place. Like the desert or something.I'm 90% certain the bow's in there. Location: Echo Park it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
So my sister gave me this cello a couple years ago. It's a nice cello. Actually, it's a great cello. It's probably the best cello, but I don't really know much about cellos. Also the neck snapped off. Of the cello. So it's really more like 3/4's of a cello, but the other 1/4's still there, it's just not attached. It's kind of like you're getting two cellos, only one of them doesn't have a body and the other doesn't have a neck. But if you stand them up next to each other it's like old times. You could probably fix it with like some music glue or something like that.
She also gave me a cello bag that I can give to you too, now that I won't have a cello. It's a really nice cello bag. You can fit everything in it. Actually, there might even be a bow in the bag, I'm not sure. I don't want you to think that there's 100% a bow in the bag. It's way over there, I can't check right now. But if it's in there it's yours.
If you're like me and you don't know how to play the cello then you could use it as a coin bank. It's hollow and there are two S's on the front that you could drop the coins through. Then when it's filled up you could drop it off of your roof or carry it around like a change purse. Ooh, in the cello bag. It'd be like a cello purse. I'd do it but I'm moving across the country and it won't fit in my car. What else could you do with it. You could saw the front off and use it as a sled. Or give the neck to a baby as like a wizard stick for Christmas. Totally give this cello to someone for Christmas. Or Hanukkah.
Please come get it. I'm in Echo Park. I'd actually go somewhere to meet you if wherever we're going is a cool place. Like the desert or something.
I'm 90% certain the bow's in there.
Location: Echo Park it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
― Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
Neil Diamond sweaters!
― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 31 March 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
MUSIC GLUE :D
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Saturday, 31 March 2012 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
rod stewart imp/impress sks tribute band/acoustic duo/solo gigs (palmyra)Date: 2012-03-30, 10:55PM EDTReply to: rcqtp-2931912✧✧✧@c✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]Hello,my name is Greg Scott. I live in Palmyra now; just moved here from Mobile,AL,but I`m originally from the Boston area. I have been a semi-professional Rod Stewart impersonator/impressionist for about 15 years. I am 48 yo. I call my tribute -BIG ROD.I am a large sized man so the name is very apt. My desire is to form a Rod Stewart tribute band or a duet with an acoustic guitarist, with other singers/musicians,or at least hire out myself as a one man show for hire,any occasion. I have ok 12 yo club speakers,stands,wireless mike and stand and amp and mixer,again none of it spectacular but good enough for a gig. I have all my music on a computer in Real Player and i have CDGs and some burned cd-roms. I am also willing to just get together to jam as a hobbyhorse,etc in lieu of gigs.. As for my act right now i do one-man shows with karaoke background music when i do have a rare gig. I only performed once in mobile at the Crooked Martini last year,a week before St. Patrick`s day. When i lived in Lancaster a few years back; I did a gig downtown on Queen st, for the Friday arts thing they had. The vast majority of all my past gigs have been in Mass. I have also won numerous karaoke contests over the years as well. I am always available for any occasion. I know over 70 Rod Stewart songs and can learn more. I perform,of course, the songs which are available on karaoke. My set list is anything from maggie may to his latest Songbook album. With a band or another musician,there are obviously many more songs that I will do such as songs he has not recorded but has performed as well as classic soul/rock covers in his style that fit his voice. I can sing many songs in an evening and have lots of energy and passion in my performances. I can move pretty good as well. I stay in character in my shows using a Stewart like voice and sense of humour. I use a long blonde wig and black viny like pants and tall boots. My shirts are either satiny like polyesters and I have a disco mirror ball type shirt i like to wear. I have three sport coats that i wear as well. I can wear make-up but haven`t used it in years. If you are seriously interested in putting something together or if you want to hire for an evening; please email me with details. I do not have a resume/package per se but i do have some video of my past performances going back to 1998/99 and a short video from last year as well. I will post my most current business card to this ad at some future time As for me auditioning for you and/or vice- versa; I do not have a rehearsal space but we could meet at yours or at my home or yours. I usually ask people to meet me at a local karaoke venue so they can see and hear me perform. You may also call me,Greg, at 717-639-4684 8-8. Look forward to hearing from you; serious replies only. ALSO OPEN MINDED TO JOIN A COVER BAND AS A VOCALIST,FRONT MAN OR OTHERWISE. OBVIOUSLY IN THIS CASE I WOULD NOT BE DRESSED/PERFORMING AS ROD STEWART.
― spastic heritage, Saturday, 31 March 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
Crap, should've X'ed out the phone number.
― spastic heritage, Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
Real Player
― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Saturday, 31 March 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://charleston.craigslist.org/cas/2944036554.html
Justice With A Capital JO - m4m - 48 (West Ashley)Date: 2012-04-06, 3:46PM EDTReply to: sxth8-2944036✧✧✧@p✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧Looking to get some studs together to re-enact an episode of Walker. Any episode. We need a black guy to play Trivette and an old guy can do some of CDs lines. I will be playing Walker (obviously) We could maybe have a girl to do Cahill's shit but that might be weird for her when we all start to jo. Like she would have nothing to do but wait until we are done and then resume scenes.Maybe a couple of guys could play bad guys or horses. Its up in the air and I just wanted to spitball and get some input. Let me know (I cannot host as my wife hates Walker)
Date: 2012-04-06, 3:46PM EDTReply to: sxth8-2944036✧✧✧@p✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Looking to get some studs together to re-enact an episode of Walker. Any episode. We need a black guy to play Trivette and an old guy can do some of CDs lines. I will be playing Walker (obviously) We could maybe have a girl to do Cahill's shit but that might be weird for her when we all start to jo. Like she would have nothing to do but wait until we are done and then resume scenes.Maybe a couple of guys could play bad guys or horses. Its up in the air and I just wanted to spitball and get some input. Let me know (I cannot host as my wife hates Walker)
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
loool
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
i appreciate the implication that his wife is totally ok with his group pud-pulling, it's just that she HATES walker
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
"Sure honey, I don't mind if you have the guys over to jack-off again tonight, as long as you don't play Walker again. Whatever happened to your CHiPs group?"
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, what
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
probably too good to be for real; still hilarious
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
I just want to spitball and get some input
― dayo, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
I am still back on the implication that there was an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger with a soggy biscuit scene tbh
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
as long as it's not the "Walker told me I have AIDS" one it's cool
― mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
mutual group j/o is safe sex tho!
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
well sure, it's just be kind of a turn-off imo
― mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, unless you have a haley joel osment thing
― mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
a.. what
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
You have never seen the clip of him saying "Walker told me I have AIDS" from his appearance on that show? Conan O'Brien played it a few times during his Walker: Texas Ranger gag.
― mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
My life has mostly been Walker-free
that sounds hilarious tbh
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGOI8-X_JWg
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://madison.craigslist.org/web/2903924508.html
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Sunday, 8 April 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
Ah, the problems people face today!
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago) link
Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)Date: 2012-04-09, 3:41PM CDTReply to: c9kpp-2948959✧✧✧@p✧✧✧.craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let raw dog it in the stall.You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
.....................
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
what a way to come into this world
― mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
I hope she names the baby Raw Dog
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
i guess we should all be thankful that craigslist deletes those posts after awhile because, omg, could you imagine being a teenager and seeing that and doing some math? horrifying.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
maybe if you're a big teenage megadeth fan you'd just be pissed your mom stepped away from the concert
― john-claude van donne (schlump), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link