Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

"they always get away"

"it happened so fast, all i saw was a sweater"

300m americans moving to europe would be an amazing sitcom

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all 300m of us would hang out in a cafe in paris, that'd be the main set

― iatee, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:46 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thered be a frazzled french waitress throwing her arms up like 300 MILLION LATTES!

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sacré bleu!

― dayo, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:50 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Perc Centrale.

antipodean climatebraggin strong itt

― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:50 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hardly! :) I have to dry all my gear inside in winter it rains so much.

― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:50 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pshaw in winter we should beg for rain, huddled as we are in caves as the land is scoured by seasonal dragons

― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:56 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

take me to yr seasonal dragons

glad our national seasonal draconian tragedies amuse u so

huddled as we are alee of achillhenge

^ gets it

^ needs to sleep

you two write the mmorpg tonight & I'll sign up in the morning

http://i.imgur.com/lMLvn.jpg

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what the

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Modern Cinderella story. They just have to measure the glass dildo.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also does that guy have "dong" written on his tee shirt?

Ha yeah I was just about to say

there is one of those quasi-apple store reseller places near me named St0rmfr0nt which bugs the shit out of me. Would you open a store without googling the name to see if, oh I dunno, if might have some bad connotations first?

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:30 PM (3 hours ago)

Maybe they only sell white Power Macs?

― Valéry Giscard d'Staind (NickB), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:32 PM (3 hours ago)

oof

Awesome.

a1

edited for continuity

thx for the pleasant words, jjjusten, esp since in my pre-senility or general drunkenness I don't remember the FAP we met. At.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 30, 2012 12:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was at some patio in NYC w laurel and ally and vic? Plus others and there were vague attempts made to make it to a boredoms show but instead my (future) wife and I got shithoused and ended up walking back to park slope for like 5 hours totally lost. Either that or some other nice dude in NYC is prob still confused as to why some hammered asshole kept referring to him as dr. Morbius every so often in a bar, which is more possible than I would like to admit.

― torture prom (jjjusten), Friday, March 30, 2012 1:03 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahahahaha

Morbs's response is probably worth noting:

jjj, the infamous outdoor line to nowhere at 7/7/07? I might've met you there, but as soon as none of us (except JonW) got in, I lost everybody and went home, no bars. So it was probably someone else.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:57 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for the record, jon/tza/me got in iirc

its like when mario balotelli gave £3000 of his winnings to a vagrant outside a casino and ppl were like oh god that dude just went and overdosed in a dumpster

turns out he never did give the money but the moral of the story was thought to stand nonetheless -- england likes morality tales about the fecklessness of the indigent and damned

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, March 30, 2012 4:15 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is like my new favorite post of all time

lol

brilliant

Once upon a time, for example, I barely noticed whether a British politician was Scottish, but once six geldings and a coach with four horses were dispatched to bring the king to England and James left Edinburgh for his month-long journey through his new kingdom through the beautiful spring weather, and all the prisoners in Newcastle were released except those accused of "treason, murther and papistrie", and all those gaoled for debt had their debts paid off, and in York a conduit ran all day with white wine and claret and at Worksop the king was entertained by "excellent, soule-ravishing musique" by the Earl of Shrewsbury, I became uneasy.

― Fizzles, Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:23 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haaah

I wish there was a double excelsior or excelsior hall of fame because this is GOAT

Your mommy's all right
Her dinner tonight
Might just seem a little weeeeeird
Placenta
Placenta
Baked in a cheese souffleeeeeeeee

― Marty McBrundlefly (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, April 1, 2012 6:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just came here to post that!

haha. Beat you :)

don't get it?

(try singing it to the tune of Cheap Trick's 'Surrender', sweetie)

I didnt get it either but I dont think I know that song, that'd be why.

^ except i kinda know it from guitar hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av7xWys6gh4

never too late for Cheap Trick edumacation imo

Yeah wow I have never heard this song in my life. Thats so weird.

That's funny, I always thought it was one of those songs that everyone kinda knew

But I guess there's really no such thing as that kinda song, lol

Yeah wow I have never heard this song in my life. Thats so weird.

it is weird, but also a great song, so never too late!

yeah, i def remember this from guitar hero now

Cheap Trick much better known in the US of A than to Britishers, I think?

yeah, "I Want You To Want Me" is their only charting song over here. Never heard Surrender till last year, unimpressed tbh.

I saw them at a UK ATP about 10 years ago, they played to a crowd of about 200 tops. Despite this, they were excellent.

I think it was the ilm '70s poll that introduced me to Cheap Trick and iirc a lot of the non-Americans didn't know who they were then either

Total classic. Cheap Trick and the original surrender, I mean.

^

In fairness Steve Albini (whose ATP it was) did put them in the big room and The Fall downstairs in the little room, which is is not the best decision I have ever seen.

wth, everyone who never heard surrender?

Budokan is not the world, apparently