old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

Emmylou Harris circa 1975-80

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don't think i'll ever get over martha vickers in the big sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phkCtrYfnGo

bootube

Lol, all I had to do was glance the painting for George Gage for a couple of seconds, and I knew who made the post before even reading it.

Whut? He looks like a ginger Thom Yorke channelling Tilda Swinton in Orlando, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT?!?!/ Are you trying to imply I have a ~type~ or something? ;-)

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/93/52/11935227_ori.jpg

Martin LaSalle in Pickpocket. He'd be more than welcome to...dip into my purse.

http://assets.nybooks.com/media/photo/2012/02/14/bell_1-030812_jpg_362x500_crop_q85.jpg

scandalous violet trefusis

http://fuckyeahhistorycrushes.tumblr.com

Lots of sex so not happening with John Ruskin.

he would have dug vajazzling, he was born in the wrong age

Nah, Ruskin would get some next-generation Japanese robot partner device, in the shape of a Greek statue and designed from the ground up to be hairless and uncomplicated.

http://cdn1.janefonda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mugweb.jpg

various inappropriate captions not to thread.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/498533465_fbe0603161.jpg

One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.

What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.

But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?

And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.

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Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551694_10151412288416632_2043978081_n.jpg

Jean Seberg=PURE SEX

Caroline Monroe in 1974

http://www.fantasyhottie.com/images/categories/100.jpg

Mirella D'Angelo in 1982

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4058.gif

In honor of the Who poll

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/6826517A-8CCA-45CF-9D48-EFAE9E2EBEA9-3516-000004FFC14AC369.jpg

http://theredlist.fr/media/database/muses/icon/cinematic_men/1960/pierre_clementi/009_pierre_clementi_theredlist.jpg

Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:
http://www.nicework.co.za/nice-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Picture-3.jpg

Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.

http://beautiful-pics.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Keanu-Reeves-4.jpg

ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2009/9/17/1253188489676/Franz-Kafka-001.jpg

young Delta Burke

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CNPZ0JYfo5Y/SI_-dV_G23I/AAAAAAAACB8/UouPP0dSlxw/s400/Delta.jpg

va va voom!

i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(

Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.

auspicious, even.

I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.
http://p.twimg.com/A1UDTHrCIAAkGWf.jpg

wolves lacan, you got good taste

http://www.raf.almanet.dk/images/biobilleder/Ensslin_Gudrun1.jpg

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http://www.scgrandlodgeafm.org/pgm1900/Reid.jpg

53.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1/aappleton218/classicmisc1/Actors01/reid32.jpg

52.

http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Dictionary/kittinger/DI29G2.jpg

51.

http://martinmilner.hollywood.com/Gidget1965.jpg

50.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0901/mlb.hall.of.fame.top.vote.getters/images/seaver-Iooss.jpg

49.

http://www.sluggermuseum.com/workspace/uploads/george_brett.jpg

Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.

Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s

http://newspaper.li/static/cc725ad786d86d016f25d6bf7413f3cb.jpg

oops

http://newspaper.li/static/cc725ad786d86d016f25d6bf7413f3cb.jpg

I like this one of Gary Gentry and Tom Seaver after the 1969 Mets' celebratory apocalypse bcz it looks like they just had ruffsex on the pitcher's mound.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pH8F1XaEYc/SsLhxPb8szI/AAAAAAAAHaA/cpMVc6sGb1A/s400/gentry+(4).JPG

oh well, there it is

43.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SomertonMan2.jpg

42.

Fuck.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/SomertonMan2.jpg

^is that a corpse?

41.

Yes, that's a corpse, and before you ask, no, I absolutely would not have sex with this gentleman in his corpsey state. GOL.

Barbara Steele (Black Sunday, Castle of Blood, An Angel for Satan, oh and 8 ½)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZnqOgfr4N48/Tr1MCRz0sUI/AAAAAAAABMI/8h3DwsgN_UQ/s1600/barb5.jpg

after watching 8 ½ i decided to add her to the vintage ws thread, finding a photo where she wasn't screaming or deformed was pretty difficult.

national book award winner louise erdrich

anais nin, obv

http://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1244621792p5/7190.jpg