user 'sic' made that joek on the jet thread!!
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
lolllll
http://i.imgur.com/7WPWL.gif
― mystery shjopper (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
found out the hard way that you must TOUCH and not wave or swipe
rfid tech bought from the soviets qf
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
i don't have a problem with the touch part, but the 2-3 seconds it takes to respond
― mystery shjopper (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
The "far queue" joke was genius, I did lol.
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
But the "touch dont swipe" ting has been a known for a long long time. That said, even then it fails a LOT (ive seen it), and takes a full 1-5 seconds to register. Unlikje a metcard which just goes in and comes out within a second. There are ppl on the comments on that article claiming the opposite - that a myki is a 1 sec reaction and metcards take 5-10 seconds (lol wtf is he on).
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
that's what i mean, you touch and move it slightly (because hello the vehicle is in motion) and it spends 5 sec telling you that the read failed
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link
btw myki fanboys exist, i've been hassled by them
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link
myki fanboys
fanboys of myki
i ask you
Oh your talking about on trams, thats a bit different
I'm talking about at station gatez
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
on that, metcard-embedded myki readers are faster than standalone myki readers ime
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
Ive heard the opposite? Haha.
But overall, I'm wary noot of the readers per se (theyre shite), but th3e fact that these readers *working* are what bills us correctly. s'not like metcard where you scan once and you know yr done (*and if not, woo free trip). If these things wont touch off, say hello to a full day full fare, and good luck trying to get a refund (3 working days).
Also if you dont use yr card for 3 months, they SUSPEND it. And if you fuck something up and it blocks the card, you have to MAIL IT TO THEM to get it fixed. MAIL IT TO THEM.
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
never had a prob touching off from the train.
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
though i heard about that time you had a prob touching cloth on the train
― mystery shjopper (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
>_<
― zooey bechamel (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
we've all been there, rite? rite??
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
loool
― mystery shjopper (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/political-news/pm-v-obama-who-has-it-harder-20120401-1w6qa.html
''I'm good mates with Barack Obama,'' Ms Gillard was quoted as saying.''I tell him, 'you think it's tough being African-American? Try being me. Try being an atheist, childless, single woman as prime minister'.''
''I tell him, 'you think it's tough being African-American? Try being me. Try being an atheist, childless, single woman as prime minister'.''
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 2 April 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
julnagllard
I came to post that about an hour ago, and decided against it, as I just ... I dont know.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
You know the most depressing thing? While the comments are across the board "yer useless Joolia and thats not even why", pretty much NO ONE is horrified about the fact she said "you think its tough being African-American". I mean... words fail me.
I'm sure it was said in jest in private, if it was said at all, but ffs whats the matter with her?
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
fuck idk
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
demonstrates how out of touch she is though
also I considered dropping it in 'is this racist' but it would just be dragged into trayvon territory in like 14 seconds
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
p surprised that almost any australia-related thread isn't posted in there
― titanius sterlingsmith, fancyman of corwood (electricsound), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
after all we are the most racist country in the entire world ((c) ilx)
healthy irony in the 'you are all racist and also have no culture' type posts
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
not they they necessarily happen together but my point remains
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
ehh, she says it was a gag btwn them, if he's offended that's his business but he probably wasn't, it's slightly sad for her to trot it out for a private audience but massively declasse of Farfax to report it, three degrees removed from any context.
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
Rupert Murdoch, tweeter
― badg, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link
Rupert Murdoch, hypocritical entitled piece of shit
― TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 April 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
guy rundle does some good impersonations of the rupe-tweets
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
it's slightly sad for her to trot it out for a private audience but massively declasse of Farfax to report it, three degrees removed from any context.
Yeah this was my thinking.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link
rupert, next-level tweeter
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 06:42 (twelve years ago) link
classical music grants scandal
― titanius sterlingsmith, fancyman of corwood (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 06:44 (twelve years ago) link
oooh where dis
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
classical music grants are the scandal really - if the rich want background music to network to, maybe they should pay market rate. everyone else has to.
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.crikey.com.au/2012/04/05/my-cup-of-tea-millions-for-a-tiny-record-label-with-powerful-players/
― titanius sterlingsmith, fancyman of corwood (electricsound), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
imagine how many CL records coulda been produced for that tidy sum!!
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
based on what the other two "cost", tens of thousands tbh
― titanius sterlingsmith, fancyman of corwood (electricsound), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
A spokesman for Crean told Crikey Melba’s application for funding would be considered “as just one of 450” competing requests for arts funding, and that Melba would have to take its chances alongside all the rest.
Rightly fuckin so, too!
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Thursday, 5 April 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1hAb6.jpg
what of k4te 4xf0rd in all of this i ask
― titanius sterlingsmith, fancyman of corwood (electricsound), Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link
Classical musicians don't even write their own songs! It's a glorified fucken cover band.
― The nIce Age (S-), Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link
lol jim
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Thursday, 5 April 2012 05:50 (twelve years ago) link
Haw!
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Thursday, 5 April 2012 06:05 (twelve years ago) link
far out, best t bomb all year
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 5 April 2012 06:15 (twelve years ago) link
thing is I blieve part of their remit WAS to support new/Australian compositions but instead it mainly went on Aussie covers of foreign or dead foreign ppl
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 5 April 2012 06:19 (twelve years ago) link
Fuck The (Ben) Polis
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 April 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
That, and "GOBS 2012" sums up the week.
― Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 April 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
Energy(t)Watch
― merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Friday, 6 April 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link