Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

i actually love it anytime I have it on, but it's like, keeping up with it schedule-wise is difficult for me....so I generally just wait for the World Cup when I'm bombarded with it for weeks.

don't watch it if you don't like it, but by all means check out our genre-defying arshavin photoshop thread

That is a truly great thread.

One of the best, yes.

mark g @ the statue of liberty was booring tho imo

max wrote that Tebow thing! he does good work.

oh boooo yrself!

as much as I was hoping this would be fake I suppose it does succeed in 1) pissing off customers and 2) generating virtually no revenue, so it at least seems like a legitimate RIAA idea

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Monday, March 26, 2012 4:22 AM Bookmark

Some of the best TV watches like a good novel reads, with each episode like a chapter.

p sure you mean 'some of the best tv watches like a 19th-century novel reads, delivered in regular instalments of equal page counts interrupted by advertisers, with high production values to gloss over inconsistencies created by the format, p.s. i hate women'

― thomp, Friday, March 23, 2012 11:09 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

i could say a lot of shitty things about Madonna, but one thing she's never done is walk around with a big mouse head on her head.

― Jamie_ATP, Monday, March 26, 2012 12:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://hootpage.com/hoot_madonnabes.html

giggling a bit at the idea of canadian mos def tbh

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mos dehf

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't lol at that until I started imagining how it would be pronounced.

re: Hunger Games

not to be faux naive but the idea of somebody rejecting a fictional character based on their skin color is just too ludicrous for me to take seriously

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, March 26, 2012 2:52 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this would all be easier if we could see their birth certificates

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, March 26, 2012 2:54 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

well, i'm setting em up at least

vladimir, this is medvedev!
what is it, my son
vladimir, i have an important transmittal from u.s. head of state "barack obama"!
tell me the information
he says that he will have more flexibility after the election!
very interesting, i have never thought of that

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, March 26, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha yeah that was great!

why rewatch swingers when we can get the same effect in 1/20th the time by playing youtubes of guy fieri and brian setzer simultaneously

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:13 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guys I read recently that in Jamaica producers reuse each others' beats all the time but that it's ok because its is a culturally acceptable practice and the beats are called "riddims."

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 09:54 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not really a true lewis film tho, it would be like julie andrews placing in the musical poll for S.O.B.

never knew Lewis and Scorsese were married.

it's a little premature to say that any film is not gonna make

No, bcz about 80% of the voters have not seen a Fields or Lewis film, and never will.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what, only you can judge films without seeing them?

― da croupier, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whiney's new rep as the dude who sits by the fireplace reading proust, drinking expensive wine w/ opera on the antique turntable doesn't seem to square very well w/ the dude who likes kevin smith

― iatee, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:31 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Would you ever seek out meaning if it was painful to you? A philosophical masochist or something?"

people do this all the time! e.g. flagellants, grad school students, every viewer of last season of LOST.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:33 AM

dozens of posts later and still no good waka hummus jokes. I can't think of any either.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't think hoos's "i go hard in the pita" was terrible

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

except for it overtly sounding like you're talking about fucking a pita

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boner kebab amirite?

Alan Cumming was in EWS? I don't remember that at all but I haven't seen it since it first came out. Really? He was?

he played Leelee Sobieski

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pretty sure EWS was the first thing I ever saw Alan Cumming in. He made quite an impression. (Also, I may have mistaken him for Paul Reubens at the time.)

What, you never saw Goldeneye?

I've never seen a single Bond movie!

what in the...

say what now

Last one I saw was "The Living Daylights" but still.

Actually, it looks like I saw him in Emma and Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion before that, but he must not have registered. (Also, he was famous enough to have hosted SNL in 2000?)

how have you never seen a Bond movie

I started watching the Casino Royale remake and was like ZZZZZZZZZZZ. Pretty sure that's the totality of my Bond experience.

WRONG.

You gotta watch, like, Doctor No, or Octopussy! No sleeping. Only awesome hairy chests and ladies

let me help u

russia with love tbh

that too! so many good ones. What was the Roger Moore goes to Space one? Moonraker. that one is lolsy, but it's kinda bad.

The Connery ones are fun though.

'josie' is fun and all but it's no 'spice world.'

I've never seen either, but I tend to conflate the two in my head.

― Calvin Coolranch (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Josie and the SpiceCats

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

I was going to opt for Josie and the PussySpice but it all just seemed wrong and I'm so sorry

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think I owe you some kind of royalty fee for that one DJP, it was right in your wheelhouse :D

xpost -- Wait how is it DJP didn't make that comment.

(Oh right, he wouldn't've been sorry.)

haha Ned otm

I have taught you well, Young Grasshopper

my terrible inappropriateness finally has found a home, weee

yeah that train of thought just needed grasshopper wee added to it, otm

FYI, I'm not opposed to Bond or anything. Just haven't gotten around to watching literally any of them yet.

oh don't watch them literally they are complex metaphors

Start with Moonraker and work your way back tbh

with lots of booze

Hugo Drax 4-eva