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I definitely do like the fact that the Jets are bound to try some crazy shenanigans with Tebow but ultimately I feel like Tebowmania is dead

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not even in dsm-v any more

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:44 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

jeez wtf ugh save it for the yanks sports threads etc

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

I love it when markers goes ham

lol never saw this thread before

― internet somebody (some dude), Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU POSTED IN IT

― markers, Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

:D

markers, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

Where is that?

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

lol yea that was awesome

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

the difference btwn those posts and the futbol posts that Americans have complained about is that it's not at all dependent on knowing anything whatsoever about football! you could replace "Tebow" with anything and it would still make sense on one level. knowing that Tebow is a homophobe and that homosexuality was removed from the DSM enhances the joke, but it's not the entire point. sxp

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

i enjoyed the joke on a 'lol freshman psych' level almost as much as the american footblolz

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

llb: the assholes thread

dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

Thx dayo

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i'm an american who doesn't have the slightest idea what a "tebow" might be, but i get that "-mania" = mental illness, and loled at the DSM-V joke based on that. maybe it's the yankee psychiatry reference that doesn't translate...

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

tebow post is absolutely incomprehensible tbh

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

famous gawker writer has a guide for you: http://gawker.com/5875125/the-non-sports-fans-guide-to-tim-tebow

mh, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

idg what a manchester untied is

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

Ah.

the DSM-V is the Diagnostic and Statistic Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

it's the british sequel to the Marlon Riggs film

sarahell, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

ty bjo i now know about tebow

and ty je55e, i now know about dsm-v

joke was meh

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

alright another 'discus vhat iz funnies' breakdown!!!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

awriiight

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

BTW, I do not take the position that futbololz should GTFO. I acknowledge that my problems w/ soccer are my own.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

^ mature and valuable attitude imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

i dig futbololz even if my only exposure to it is the World Cup where I pretend to know anything about it and look like a know-all around my stupid yank friends even tho i'm literally sourcing everything i say from wikipedia during the match and making up the rest

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

source it from ILF, we the best

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

ty, mh, i very much enjoyed that tebow intro

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

oh that was mh, thanks mh that was good

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

Certain friends who are Americans and fans (stans) of soccer contributed to my hating it after at first being curious about it. I'm working on healing.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

i actually love it anytime I have it on, but it's like, keeping up with it schedule-wise is difficult for me....so I generally just wait for the World Cup when I'm bombarded with it for weeks.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

don't watch it if you don't like it, but by all means check out our genre-defying arshavin photoshop thread

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

That is a truly great thread.

carl agatha, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

One of the best, yes.

Mark G, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

mark g @ the statue of liberty was booring tho imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

max wrote that Tebow thing! he does good work.

mh, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

oh boooo yrself!

Mark G, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

as much as I was hoping this would be fake I suppose it does succeed in 1) pissing off customers and 2) generating virtually no revenue, so it at least seems like a legitimate RIAA idea

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Monday, March 26, 2012 4:22 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Monday, 26 March 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

Some of the best TV watches like a good novel reads, with each episode like a chapter.

p sure you mean 'some of the best tv watches like a 19th-century novel reads, delivered in regular instalments of equal page counts interrupted by advertisers, with high production values to gloss over inconsistencies created by the format, p.s. i hate women'

― thomp, Friday, March 23, 2012 11:09 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

internet somebody (some dude), Monday, 26 March 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

i could say a lot of shitty things about Madonna, but one thing she's never done is walk around with a big mouse head on her head.

― Jamie_ATP, Monday, March 26, 2012 12:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://hootpage.com/hoot_madonnabes.html

Three Word Username, Monday, 26 March 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

giggling a bit at the idea of canadian mos def tbh

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mos dehf

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't lol at that until I started imagining how it would be pronounced.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

re: Hunger Games

not to be faux naive but the idea of somebody rejecting a fictional character based on their skin color is just too ludicrous for me to take seriously

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, March 26, 2012 2:52 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this would all be easier if we could see their birth certificates

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, March 26, 2012 2:54 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

well, i'm setting em up at least

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

vladimir, this is medvedev!
what is it, my son
vladimir, i have an important transmittal from u.s. head of state "barack obama"!
tell me the information
he says that he will have more flexibility after the election!
very interesting, i have never thought of that

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, March 26, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

Haha yeah that was great!

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

why rewatch swingers when we can get the same effect in 1/20th the time by playing youtubes of guy fieri and brian setzer simultaneously

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:13 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

Guys I read recently that in Jamaica producers reuse each others' beats all the time but that it's ok because its is a culturally acceptable practice and the beats are called "riddims."

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 09:54 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simon H., Tuesday, 27 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

not really a true lewis film tho, it would be like julie andrews placing in the musical poll for S.O.B.

never knew Lewis and Scorsese were married.

it's a little premature to say that any film is not gonna make

No, bcz about 80% of the voters have not seen a Fields or Lewis film, and never will.

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what, only you can judge films without seeing them?

― da croupier, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

whiney's new rep as the dude who sits by the fireplace reading proust, drinking expensive wine w/ opera on the antique turntable doesn't seem to square very well w/ the dude who likes kevin smith

― iatee, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:31 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

"Would you ever seek out meaning if it was painful to you? A philosophical masochist or something?"

people do this all the time! e.g. flagellants, grad school students, every viewer of last season of LOST.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:33 AM

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

dozens of posts later and still no good waka hummus jokes. I can't think of any either.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't think hoos's "i go hard in the pita" was terrible

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

except for it overtly sounding like you're talking about fucking a pita

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link


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