Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

Will never tire of that phrase tbh

will whoever the female lead in this remake wear as ridiculously small panties as Ripley in the remakes denouement?

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post

Well the trailers answered that, didn't they

― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think we should all wear small panties on opening day in solidarity

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:58 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you will regret that, trust me

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So far so good

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would just like to point out to all the people in the EOY thread who were whining about there being fewer tracks for individual albums/tracks and that the people in the rolling threads were keeping the good shit from you that i have started, and i have seen started, a lot more individual-artist threads this year, and 90% of them have completely died. which is fine, it's expected and that's why we HAVE rolling threads, but i hope to see no more whining this year

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 9:57 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You should have been a primary school teacher.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:04 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i only like kids if i can give them back to their parents when i get bored of them

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 10:13 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lex otm

I am not everyone! I am not a hip hop blogger! I am a man!

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 27, 2012 1:27 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

you know what makes a hilarious comedy is great music and car crashes

― technicolor yawn (n/a), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And blow.

― Naughty By Nurture (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't see a problem with any of those things unless you hate fun

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like fun but i also like jokes in my comedies.

― technicolor yawn (n/a), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are a joke in your comedy

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heh

vegemite the burninator

:D I like that hoos, it's catchy

OMG that's mighty.

I definitely do like the fact that the Jets are bound to try some crazy shenanigans with Tebow but ultimately I feel like Tebowmania is dead

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not even in dsm-v any more

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:44 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

jeez wtf ugh save it for the yanks sports threads etc

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq36/NoelsLight/endhaight.jpg

I love it when markers goes ham

lol never saw this thread before

― internet somebody (some dude), Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU POSTED IN IT

― markers, Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

:D

Where is that?

lol yea that was awesome

the difference btwn those posts and the futbol posts that Americans have complained about is that it's not at all dependent on knowing anything whatsoever about football! you could replace "Tebow" with anything and it would still make sense on one level. knowing that Tebow is a homophobe and that homosexuality was removed from the DSM enhances the joke, but it's not the entire point. sxp

i enjoyed the joke on a 'lol freshman psych' level almost as much as the american footblolz

llb: the assholes thread

Thx dayo

yeah, i'm an american who doesn't have the slightest idea what a "tebow" might be, but i get that "-mania" = mental illness, and loled at the DSM-V joke based on that. maybe it's the yankee psychiatry reference that doesn't translate...

tebow post is absolutely incomprehensible tbh

famous gawker writer has a guide for you: http://gawker.com/5875125/the-non-sports-fans-guide-to-tim-tebow

idg what a manchester untied is

Ah.

the DSM-V is the Diagnostic and Statistic Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition.

it's the british sequel to the Marlon Riggs film

ty bjo i now know about tebow

and ty je55e, i now know about dsm-v

joke was meh

alright another 'discus vhat iz funnies' breakdown!!!

awriiight

BTW, I do not take the position that futbololz should GTFO. I acknowledge that my problems w/ soccer are my own.

^ mature and valuable attitude imo

i dig futbololz even if my only exposure to it is the World Cup where I pretend to know anything about it and look like a know-all around my stupid yank friends even tho i'm literally sourcing everything i say from wikipedia during the match and making up the rest

source it from ILF, we the best

ty, mh, i very much enjoyed that tebow intro

oh that was mh, thanks mh that was good

Certain friends who are Americans and fans (stans) of soccer contributed to my hating it after at first being curious about it. I'm working on healing.

i actually love it anytime I have it on, but it's like, keeping up with it schedule-wise is difficult for me....so I generally just wait for the World Cup when I'm bombarded with it for weeks.

don't watch it if you don't like it, but by all means check out our genre-defying arshavin photoshop thread

That is a truly great thread.

One of the best, yes.

mark g @ the statue of liberty was booring tho imo

max wrote that Tebow thing! he does good work.

oh boooo yrself!

as much as I was hoping this would be fake I suppose it does succeed in 1) pissing off customers and 2) generating virtually no revenue, so it at least seems like a legitimate RIAA idea

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Monday, March 26, 2012 4:22 AM Bookmark

Some of the best TV watches like a good novel reads, with each episode like a chapter.

p sure you mean 'some of the best tv watches like a 19th-century novel reads, delivered in regular instalments of equal page counts interrupted by advertisers, with high production values to gloss over inconsistencies created by the format, p.s. i hate women'

― thomp, Friday, March 23, 2012 11:09 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

i could say a lot of shitty things about Madonna, but one thing she's never done is walk around with a big mouse head on her head.

― Jamie_ATP, Monday, March 26, 2012 12:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://hootpage.com/hoot_madonnabes.html

giggling a bit at the idea of canadian mos def tbh

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mos dehf

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink