ITT: LEO 'KING' MESSI

fair play to a hoy hoy for getting out in front on this one

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:52 (1 hour ago)

the goal he scored the night i made this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyy_kKJOBuQ

also this thread was made 3 years too late

he may have scored more than one that night, being messi and all. it was just the one that popped up on youtube and unsurprisingly, is fucking beautiful.

live goal upfates from arsenal game, nice

wrong thread, nice

the fates decreed that you would post that on this thread

Little Leo was all set for his first job interview

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpcrbjdICB1qfvgkr.jpg

i thought this was going to be his face at half time yesterday

It was kind of like snoop.gif iirc?

The truth is, it all started with danni alves when 1 of my mates asked for a photo with the legned himself messi. danni alves was getting aggressive and was saying no no photo but 5 players around him were laughing and my mate thought he was joking and my mate was having banter with danni alves back, but danni alves kept getting more aggresive and took the cameraq of him and turned it of and pointed in his face and daid NO PHOTO I ALREADY TOLD YOU. i then approached messi for an autograph and as i approached messi barcelona security shouted oiiii and ran down the corider and then got me by the scruff of my shoulder and shoved me down the hall way. he got abit heavey handed and i was challenging him to get of me. as i was challenging him he then threw a punch at me in my face, infront of danni alves lionel messi and other players they were guarding messi as it was very heated and messi was piushed into one of the players rooms, where he was safe, after about 5 minutes of arguing and barcelona security getting heavy handed, he then pushed me away from messi and led e out where he got me into a head lock and messi popped his head out and had a grin on his face he must have thought. it was funny. as i was getting pushed and shoved out of the way barcelona security then re grabbed me and led me away.i managed to get him off me and escape.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4265470/It-all-got-Messi-at-Barca-hotel.html

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01492/Page07_04_1492695a.jpg

The truth is, it all started with danni alves when 1 of my mates asked for a photo with the legned himself messi. danni alves was getting aggressive and was saying no no photo but 5 players around him were laughing and my mate thought he was joking and my mate was having banter with danni alves back, but danni alves kept getting more aggresive and took the cameraq of him and turned it of and pointed in his face and daid NO PHOTO I ALREADY TOLD YOU. i then approached messi for an autograph and as i approached messi barcelona security shouted oiiii and ran down the corider and then got me by the scruff of my shoulder and shoved me down the hall way. he got abit heavey handed and i was challenging him to get of me. as i was challenging him he then threw a punch at me in my face, infront of danni alves lionel messi and other players they were guarding messi as it was very heated and messi was piushed into one of the players rooms, where he was safe, after about 5 minutes of arguing and barcelona security getting heavy handed, he then pushed me away from messi and led e out where he got me into a head lock and messi popped his head out and had a grin on his face he must have thought. it was funny. as i was getting pushed and shoved out of the way barcelona security then re grabbed me and led me away.i managed to get him off me and escape.

^ drogba's account of the time when the security guard brushed past him.

Yet another hat-trick tonight to bring up 68 goals for the season and break Gerd Muller's single season record.

http://www.joe.ie/uploads/story/32416/messisuits.jpg

incredible generosity in a great man. "yes," he says, clutching his award, "i am better than each and every one of you. but look, each and every one of you is better than me too."

Enough of this rubbish, where are the pictures of Ronaldo looking annoyed?

That suit is pure trolling though.

10/10

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BACYuyHCAAAFMJN.jpg

liga scoring rate now >1.5/game

That's 18 goals in 25 El Classico matches, equalling Di Stefano's record. 8 goals and 7 assists in 12 matches at the Bernabeu.

argentina now has both pope & king

found in

Has now scored in 19 consecutive matches, against every side in La Liga.

I've never heard of anything like this. Inzaghi scored against every side in Serie A in one season for Atalanta, which I still think is incredible - but to do it in consecutive games is staggering.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2308603/Gary-Neville-Lionel-Messis-impact-spiritual.html

http://i.imgur.com/zNhZ0OG.jpg?1

Spanish media claim weight loss and no more pizza are ...
www.101greatgoals.com/.../spanish-media-claim-weight-loss-pizza-reaso...
20 Mar 2015 - The resurgence of the phenomenon is due to weight loss and the fact that he's ... Mundo Deportivo's front page states that Messi has lost 3.5 kilos, which equates to ... 68-Year-Old Grandma Outsmarts Botox Doctors, Looks 40

messi > seville goalie jean reno

barca v sevilla in tbilisi. Caucasian occasion.

wonder what kind of a year messi will have, hasn't had a full summer break in two years (losing the world cup and the copa america finals the past two summers).

trying not to be too overl-dramatic but it has dawned on me that he's currently at his peak, and that, depending on his fitness in the coming seasons, may not have that many great seasons left in him. which is sort of scary.

very different player, and very different history of injuries, but rvp was the best forward in the prem 3 years ago, now he's 32 and at fenerbahce.

4-4!

Pedro

had to be

shite game

Messi sentenced to 21 months for tax evasion!

I assume he's too rich to actually go to prison but that's a shock.

best convicted-criminal footballer since gary croft

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoILrO9WYAAETYi.jpg

King

"hi welcome to sehpora"

*sephora

Lionel Messi to Goal: "I wasn't happy and I wanted to leave. I have not been allowed this in any way and I will STAY at the club so as not to get into a legal dispute. The management of the club led by Bartomeu is a disaster". 🚨 #FCB #Messi #Barcelona

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) September 4, 2020

The 33-year-old revealed that he had informed Bartomeu of his intention to leave “all year” and his mind was already made up before their 8-2 thrashing by Bayern Munich in the Champions League.

send the fax sooner then ya wee fud