One Direction - is this a legit new threat wrt to a new boy band invasion? y/n

exotic sweater+kakhi combos

All of this just proves simon cowell has way too much power and influence.

did the bay city rollers never crack America then? (where's Marcello?)

They didn't debut at #1.

Cowell is a blight, no doubt about it

im sure very few acts ever debuted at #1 back then.

only two Elton and one Stevie albums did.

not even led zep?

did the bay city rollers never crack America then? (where's Marcello?)

Hey, I'm here! Rollers did have a US #1 late '75/early '76 with "Ssturday Night" (the re-recording; not even a single in the UK) but the only act to have gone straight in at number one on Billboard albums at that time was Elton John (twice).

hi marcello! yeah we were talking debut albums. But it must have been harder to have a new album by an experienced band go straight in at #1 back then.

"what makes you beautiful" is kind of a joint imo

can't believe Simon Cowell is forcing a target demographic to buy music they enjoy

albums did not debut at #1 very often in general in the pre-'90s pre-SoundScan era fwiw

seeing as charts have always been part of marketing strategy, i guess that reflects changes in the way music is marketed as much as anything

it's more of a change in how sales were tracked and how quick things move compared to then -- everything was a slow build back then, even for established artists, now the whole idea is you have to come out of the gate with a big hit, have big first week numbers.

yeah that's what i'm getting at really tho - the expectations for how you would build an audience are different. obviously the process of gathering the stats will have a big effect on this too?

i don't know how things work in the States but for example UK radio will play a tune for up to 2 months before it's officially "released"

I'm having trouble judging their SNL performances due to being distracted by the biggest collective tonsorial disaster I've ever seen in a musical group.

second song was dope

they don't dance

My three art classes are designing album covers. Four or five girls are doing covers for these people. They're not allowed to copy an actual album cover. If they do, I will not know.

obviously we have a long history in the US of not caring at all about UK Boy Band Sensations like Take That, Westlife, etc....

This is what's interesting to me about the big push behind these guys.

I'm tempted to think that the landscape has changed so that Brit boy bands can make a splash here like they never have before, but then there are plenty of Brit stars (like Cher Lloyd) who are total unknowns on these shores.

Man, these guys couldn't have given less of a shit about each other on SNL. They were a bunch of solo contestants forced into a boyband by the Simons at X Factor, right? They act like it. Though their lack of stagecraft is still more explicable than when the Black Eyed Peas just stand in a line, despite several members allegedly being dancers.

It's funny to have rockist pinings for when boybands were made of eager Orlando residents who couldn't wait to dance and harmonize.

who couldn't wait to sleep over Lou Pearlman's house.

lols

Ok so apparently they have to change their name from one direction to 'the brooke'

i kinda liked their second song and i thought they were kinda cute and goofy, like when one of the dudes poked the other guy in the cheek while he was singing his couple of lines

lol, from an article about the potential name change:

The court documents claim the Americans are entitled to three times the profits made by the British band...

i'm actually kind of curious to hear the justification behind that claim

bargain down to "everything"

good point

Respect if they were biding their time for when the one direction name was established and set to bring in big bucks before filing suit

Going to their gig tomorrow night, will report back.

Boy bands were once TUFF

where is Popture's report???

how convenient...

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/896847-one-direction-in-chlamydia-scare-after-handling-koalas-down-under

"what makes you beautiful" hook is so massive

More like One Dimension, aren't I correct?

lol @ url in tpp post

"what makes you beautiful" hook is so massive

― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 27, 2012 7:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

this is what i have been saying!

it's definitely the only one of these BOY BAND RESURGENCE songs that just punches you right in the face with a hook like some of those old bsb/nsync songs

i like how the first half and second half of the chorus are basically the same thing but there's this perfect little shift in dynamics that makes the energy ramp up up up. also having all those chunky triplet accents in the rhythm makes it feel so divorced from bland four-on-the-floor shit like "glad you came."

yeah i feel that -- it's a LONG chorus but it puts every second to good use

Not a big fan of either of the 1D songs I've heard, but yes, def better than what I've heard from The Wanted.

djed a wedding last weekend and this 9yo boy just wouldn't shut up about wanting me to play frikkin one direction - like, some preteen girl in the party requested it, i played it, and then this kid was just on me to play it again for like 45 minutes. "you know i just played it, right" "yeah. play it again! now!" all snotty like after about half an hour of non-stop pestering i was so frikkin tempted to just tell him "you know that shit is for girls don't you?"

usually requests from 9 year olds is how i know what the grownups are gonna want to hear in about a year, to the point that if i don't have something they ask for, i'll write it down. in this case i hope to hell not though. not that the song is especially bad, just cause i'm gonna remember that damn annoying little brat every time i play it now.

Oh shit. Forgot about this thread. I was reviewing. They were actually pretty good. I think I made a point in the review about how pop music has been running out the string on swagger culture and this was the big pendulum swinging back. That said, they all dress like they're threatening to throw a varsity picnic and they can't dance and they don't try, so they wander about on stage in highly choreographed aimlessness. A couple of the songs aren't bad either, whatever else you can say about One Thing, it has pretty solid dynamics, that whole acoustic guitar to harmonized swell trick is one that seems like it's been absent for a while.

Also, the place was a screaming mess. Teenage girls just completely losing their shit.

I don't think I've actually heard this song

the other night, a few friends and i gave in and ranked the members of one direction

zayn
liam
harry
louis
[most of the rest of the world]
niall

louls @ those being their names, i had no idea

oh it's "louis," zayn had me prepped for them all to be weird

zayn's status as first legit mainstream british muslim teen heartthrob is probably quite interesting