Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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'level up' ftw

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

"I've heard this is normal."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm not trying to be cruel, I'm just saying that... oh god, he's right behind me, isn't he?"

s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

and it's a chinese dragon, another kink

How do you know??? IS IT TRYING TO STEAL YR JOB??

Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol sorry, something about all the fins and no wings made me think it was

goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

you can tell the dragon is chinese because in his new monologue, mike daisey is lying about it.

s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

^^ winner, you'd better submit it.

Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/02/p465/120402_contest_p465.jpg

If it weren't for Megan, I wouldn't know where my head would be at.

They're going to get a million variations on this, aren't they.

Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

"..."

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Sunday, 1 April 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

"Let's never fight over a girl again."

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

"I went in with an entirely different meaning of giving head."

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, where are we going? I don't know, I have no head. Aaaaaaah!

s.clover, Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

"My name is Ichabod, too! What are the odds?"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

"The sacrifices we make for our kids."

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

His methods are somewhat unorthodox I'll grant, but a good therapist is so hard to find.

s.clover, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

Irrelevant, had sex.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

"you're right, our barber's eyesight is definitely getting worse."

Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, you smoke before? Man, that's genius.

goole, Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

oh that's good

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

"Man she was so ugly it was kind of a relief"

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

I find it's simplified things for me.

The best part was when she ate my head.

The King of Queens is a much funnier show than I ever realized.

Yeah, I've heard there can be side effects, but my hayfever's completely cured.

One look in her eyes, and I completely lost my head.

So I said 'let them eat grasshoppers'...

I think I left my wallet back at that restaurant.

The King of Queens is a much funnier show than I ever realized.

irl lols.

Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

"Worth it."

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

"I could really go for some pizza right now. That's right, I can't. I have no head. Aaaaaaagh!"

s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

"Funnily enough, it's the little things I miss. Like my head."

s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

"I get it, it's hard not to stare. Well, not for me."

s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

"I thought she was only like that with me"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

haha

recent thug (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

"i have to end this. The sound of our colliding neck nubs is sickening when we kiss. Tell my daughter that I love her."

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm sure she won't notice. Just act nonchalant."

"Now we'll never be astronauts"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

"Christ, what a neckhole"

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

"I got someone to look it up on Wikipedia. Apparently, this is normal"

Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

"But I got the villa, my pension entitlements are safe and the kids are mine for the holidays, so, y'know...."

less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:52 (twelve years ago) link

"Walk it off."

"it's just that we don't seem to have anything in common"

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 2 April 2012 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

"I can't believe you played "Heads or Tails" after seeing what happened to me."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

"I think those new boner pills are a little TOO good."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

she told me i was the one

lag∞n, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

women eh? can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
unlike heads, dave.
keenly observed, barry. keenly observed.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Is there a new one to caption?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"marco"
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this actually made me laugh, it cannot win
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 20, 2012

this won btw

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

But isn't it the woman on the side of the pool who appears to be talking?

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

forks I saw that it was nom'd and was psyched. didn't know it won.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link


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