'level up' ftw
― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
"I've heard this is normal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm not trying to be cruel, I'm just saying that... oh god, he's right behind me, isn't he?"
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
and it's a chinese dragon, another kink
How do you know??? IS IT TRYING TO STEAL YR JOB??
― Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol sorry, something about all the fins and no wings made me think it was
― goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
you can tell the dragon is chinese because in his new monologue, mike daisey is lying about it.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
^^ winner, you'd better submit it.
― Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/02/p465/120402_contest_p465.jpg
If it weren't for Megan, I wouldn't know where my head would be at.
They're going to get a million variations on this, aren't they.
― Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link
"..."
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Sunday, 1 April 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
"Let's never fight over a girl again."
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
"I went in with an entirely different meaning of giving head."
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, where are we going? I don't know, I have no head. Aaaaaaah!
― s.clover, Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
"My name is Ichabod, too! What are the odds?"
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
"The sacrifices we make for our kids."
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
His methods are somewhat unorthodox I'll grant, but a good therapist is so hard to find.
― s.clover, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
Irrelevant, had sex.
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
"you're right, our barber's eyesight is definitely getting worse."
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, you smoke before? Man, that's genius.
― goole, Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
oh that's good
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
"Man she was so ugly it was kind of a relief"
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
I find it's simplified things for me.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
The best part was when she ate my head.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
The King of Queens is a much funnier show than I ever realized.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I've heard there can be side effects, but my hayfever's completely cured.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
One look in her eyes, and I completely lost my head.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
So I said 'let them eat grasshoppers'...
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
I think I left my wallet back at that restaurant.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
― Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
"Worth it."
― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
"I could really go for some pizza right now. That's right, I can't. I have no head. Aaaaaaagh!"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
"Funnily enough, it's the little things I miss. Like my head."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link
"I get it, it's hard not to stare. Well, not for me."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
"I thought she was only like that with me"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― recent thug (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
"i have to end this. The sound of our colliding neck nubs is sickening when we kiss. Tell my daughter that I love her."
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm sure she won't notice. Just act nonchalant."
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
"Now we'll never be astronauts"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
"Christ, what a neckhole"
― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
"I got someone to look it up on Wikipedia. Apparently, this is normal"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link
"But I got the villa, my pension entitlements are safe and the kids are mine for the holidays, so, y'know...."
― less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:52 (twelve years ago) link
"Walk it off."
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago) link
"it's just that we don't seem to have anything in common"
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 2 April 2012 12:51 (twelve years ago) link
"I can't believe you played "Heads or Tails" after seeing what happened to me."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
"I think those new boner pills are a little TOO good."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
she told me i was the one
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
women eh? can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. unlike heads, dave.keenly observed, barry. keenly observed.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
Is there a new one to caption?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
"marco"― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this actually made me laugh, it cannot win― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 20, 2012
this won btw
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
But isn't it the woman on the side of the pool who appears to be talking?
― Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
forks I saw that it was nom'd and was psyched. didn't know it won.
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link