Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"Just til they get back off holiday you say?"

"Told you that dwarven pool company was a mistake"

"did you remember to level up honey?"

poolboy caption is pretty good.

this is a pretty tough one, I think.

"You know, this is a bit improbable from the perspective of volume displacement"

the pic is not that funny on its own, is the problem

and it's a chinese dragon, another kink

...or maybe i'm mis-seeing it

"Calling it Eliot Nessie doesn't make it cute. Or a pet."

"and you wondered why that pool cleaner had a sword and a shield"

"For god's sake George just give him his ring back"

"You might want to say "Beetlejuice" three times round about now"

"No, YOU deal with it."

"when i asked you to start 'draggin' the pool for leaves, this isn't what i meant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

'level up' ftw

"I've heard this is normal."

"I'm not trying to be cruel, I'm just saying that... oh god, he's right behind me, isn't he?"

and it's a chinese dragon, another kink

How do you know??? IS IT TRYING TO STEAL YR JOB??

lol sorry, something about all the fins and no wings made me think it was

you can tell the dragon is chinese because in his new monologue, mike daisey is lying about it.

^^ winner, you'd better submit it.

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/02/p465/120402_contest_p465.jpg

If it weren't for Megan, I wouldn't know where my head would be at.

They're going to get a million variations on this, aren't they.

"..."

"Let's never fight over a girl again."

"I went in with an entirely different meaning of giving head."

Wait, where are we going? I don't know, I have no head. Aaaaaaah!

"My name is Ichabod, too! What are the odds?"

"The sacrifices we make for our kids."

His methods are somewhat unorthodox I'll grant, but a good therapist is so hard to find.

Irrelevant, had sex.

"you're right, our barber's eyesight is definitely getting worse."

Oh, you smoke before? Man, that's genius.

oh that's good

"Man she was so ugly it was kind of a relief"

I find it's simplified things for me.

The best part was when she ate my head.

The King of Queens is a much funnier show than I ever realized.

Yeah, I've heard there can be side effects, but my hayfever's completely cured.

One look in her eyes, and I completely lost my head.

So I said 'let them eat grasshoppers'...

I think I left my wallet back at that restaurant.

The King of Queens is a much funnier show than I ever realized.

"Worth it."

"I could really go for some pizza right now. That's right, I can't. I have no head. Aaaaaaagh!"

"Funnily enough, it's the little things I miss. Like my head."

"I get it, it's hard not to stare. Well, not for me."

"I thought she was only like that with me"

haha

"i have to end this. The sound of our colliding neck nubs is sickening when we kiss. Tell my daughter that I love her."

"I'm sure she won't notice. Just act nonchalant."