TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MICHAEL BAY REBOOT (2014)

I guess I just like old stupid shit better than new stupid shit

otm!!!!

i mean this is nothing new, we just had 1000 post on muppet babies last week.

also, like:

http://i.imgur.com/8YaTV.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/6CGgZ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/IOE2i.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/M17bR.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DTgT8.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/Ks2Rp.jpg

are eastman and laird the luckiest men in the twentieth century?
Possibly matt groening is a little luckier.

at least 'life in hell' used to be great. tbh i think eastman and laird's original comics are pretty mediocre. my fondest TMNT memories are of the arcade game.

hell yeah the arcade game- NEW and game boy iterations also p good

NES

NES version was great except for that one level where you had to defuse the underwater bombs. prob among my most frustrating childhood experiences.

wau at 02:16 in Partners In Kryme video

tbh i think eastman and laird's original comics are pretty mediocre.

I don't think any tbh qualifications are needed here

still looking for a copy of #50 though :( >:(

someone i cant even remember how i became fbook friends just added me to a fbook group called "Michael Bay is a DICK & the Turtles are MUTANTS not ALIENS"

http://i.imgur.com/8YaTV.jpg
Loving this old Supes!

Maybe it's like there's an alien fungus that comes down and mutates the turtles.

His suit looks like it's made of wool, which has to be nice when flying around in the upper reaches of the troposphere! xp to self

Forgot an important one:

http://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/media/library/images/movies/superman-lives-nicolas-cage.jpg

His suit looks like it's made of wool, which has to be nice when flying around in the upper reaches of the troposphere! xp to self

um, he's Superman

superman was from an alien race iirc

Superman can love wool even with super powers.

Why would an alien race not appreciate a versatile, insulative, and comfortable textile?

If the new Ninja Turtles make a point of loving wool, I'll watch this movie.

Also v practical for re-entering earth's atmosphere, as wool doesn't burn (in comic book sense, not so much irl)

Smart guy, that Superman

If Superman were genuinely concerned with indestructibility, we would've woven a costume out of his own pubic hair.

(I am so, so sorry.)

*points to door*

i am still flabbergasted almost 20 years later on how much of his tmnt money kevin eastman managed to flush down the toilet and STILL be a multi-gazillionaire.

peter laird always seemed like an alright dude though.

speaking of: Laird's eyes roll out of his head, tongue bursts through cheek in reaction

haha that's pretty great

it also gives me stomach cramps thinking about just HOW many turtles will be in this terrible Michael Bay movie

i'm ok w/ the turtles being aliens as long as there is a 1/1 pizza/explosions ratio

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who is that Supes between the Lois and Clark dude and recent rubbish '.. Returns' guy? guess i haven't kept up with the many incarnations of late.

from the 00's tv show "smallville"

dude from the superman tv show "smallville" xp

if they don't call this film "TEENAGE MUTANT HERO TURTLES" in the UK, well, fuck off

The UK title was always more sensible. If they were meant to legitimately be ninjas, they did a pretty shitty job of it.

in the Mirage stuff?

The original movie has ninja in the title in the UK iirc

Well, in the early Mirage issues, our band of turtle warriors were much more faithful in their adherence to the ancient art of ninjitsu, but in subsequent appearances, they simply employed a number of martial arts techniques against their increasingly-bizarre rogues gallery, without much of an attempt at achieving or maintaining ninjitsu's trademark aura of invisibility. If I were given the opportunity to speak to the foursome, I would ask them to reconsider the cavalier usage of the word 'ninja' in their self-styled nomenclature.

That should all be read in the voice of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, btw.

Foot soldiers were changes from humans to robots in the cartoon. I'm sure there was pre-internet fan backlash then.

NES version was great except for that one level where you had to defuse the underwater bombs. prob among my most frustrating childhood experiences.

truth bomb

i have never known or even heard of anyone who has seen that game beyond that point.

fuck i wonder if it's on youtube

I beat that game after a month of playing nothing but that underwater level

IIRC, you are rewarded with another underwater level

you're shitting me

I don't think it's immediately after but I do vividly remember there being two of them because it caused some of the finest cursing of my life

haha this is a total trigger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4tc4Jcc1dE

I haven't heard this music in 22 years and all I want to do is shout FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING SHIT-ASS GAME EAT MY NUTS AND BITE MY ASS YOU SHITTY WHOREFACED DICK

also that insane jump you have to make on the level just before the underwater level used to drive me nuts

oh god it's like that platforming element in double dragon 2

That underwater level is a cakewalk compared to the Technodrome. That game is brutal.

http://i.imgur.com/vALJm.png

now the party can start

Vanilla Ice super OTM about this

I've had a few people on Facebook going absolutely bonkers over this (in a bad way), and it's crazy. The last TMNT movie got awful reviews and the franchise has always been commercial as hell so what's the problem?

what if they were frogs

lol @ how some news outlets are reporting on that sarcastic peter laird blog post as a legit endorsement of bay's alines thing

maybe they do need a universal sarcasm font after all

I just hope they make April O'Neil super hot, both movie versions were kinda meh.

alien race of april o'neils