PAUL SIMON POLL RESULTS THREAD AND DISCUSSION

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is the S&G hate just garfunk hate?! we should poll art after paul. dude has got some jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb4acvJpktc

tylerw, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

"Rene and Georgette" (big fan, but not on my ballot) works kinda like Randy Newman's "In Germany Before The War" (or Van Sant's Elephant as far as making tiny details resonate in the context of unspoken big historic events.

that makes sense, but i've always taken the title as a red herring. the song seems to have nothing directly to do with the artist, his wife or the war. in my mind, it's about a network of things: the mid-20th century immigrant experience in new york, city life itself, the beauty of ordinary things when you are young and they are new - and also age, nostalgia, remembrance, the way a past hidden away inside you can suddenly swell out unexpectedly to carry you away. to some extent, i think of it as paul simon's saccharine-free take on "when i'm 64": a sentimental but understated song about the shared things that sustain us as we age.

i like to think it's about a different rene and georgette magritte. people who happen to share only a name with that famous couple. and who have a dog named "after the war".

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

nah for me it's S&G Simon frowns, shit like "Dangling Conversation", his precious enunciation, the earnestness of "Silent Night", the fact that an hs english teacher played "Richard Cory" for us in class.

Euler, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

xp

Euler, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

the only solo Garfunkel I know is 'Bright Eyes'

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

we should poll art after paul. dude has got some jams.

lol Art's solo work is pretty dire imho. His album cover makes a great tryptich with similar covers for Leonard Cohen and Pete Townsend tho. The "sad balding men of the 70s" motif

can't even deal with bright eyes, too intense. that whole "Breakaway" album is pretty sweet imo. worth it if you find it for 75 cents in the used bin.

tylerw, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

Bright Eyes makes me sad for all the bunny rabbits

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

paul simon's saccharine-free take on "when i'm 64": a sentimental but understated song about the shared things that sustain us as we age.

Totally - - - and thus a kind of bracket piece for "Old Friends," which was by a young guy imagining oldness, and here's a guy getting into middle age and working out what musical memory and nostalgia can actually mean to somebody who's stacked up some experiences.

like to think it's about a different rene and georgette magritte. people who happen to share only a name with that famous couple.

yup.

and who have a dog named "after the war".

lol!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

COFFEE BREAK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrl3T8MaX8E

"marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

*poor bunnies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wrV870TiF0&

tylerw, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

But Art was in this movie:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OvpzV6fF1Mw/TwhFDzEH-9I/AAAAAAAACXk/Mi9s4TC0ejk/s1600/short1.jpg

Which has amazing Go-Go performances from Trouble Funk and Chuck Brown.

Makes up for a myriad of sins.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sorry is this the ART GARFUNKEL POLL RESULTS AND DISCUSSION thread

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

xp whoa that movie looks amazing. we should poll garfunkel's movies too.
paul really blew it by not using this as a cover photo
http://www.paul-simon.info/PHP/pictures/upload/gallery/484_pssdcf.jpg

tylerw, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

I am NOT watching that video tyler, until I am home and have a box of kleenex at my disposal

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Garfunkel's peak postbreak moment is his performance in Nic Roeg's Bad Timing, no contest

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

That 'Breakaway' cover...like, does anyone HONESTLY believe that Garfunkel has any game at all, let alone enough to pull that off convincingly?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

have you seen Carnal Knowledge

no

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno if I'd recommend it (haven't seen it since I was a teenager and it was rather inexplicably on TV), but it's pretty much all about Jack Nicholson and Art Garfunkel fighting over women

(primarily Sybil Sheppard and Ann Margaret, iirc)

I can't take Garfunkel's hair seriously, is my problem I think

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

tsk tsk Shakey, Candice Bergen

also Garfunkel disappears for a good chunk of the film

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

ah right. sorry

garfunkel rocks a sweet 'stache at the end, iirc. the guy has crazy game are you kidding me?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Watermark_%28Art_Garfunkel_album%29.jpg

tylerw, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

THIS IS A PAUL SIMON POLL YOU CRAZY STAN

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

I want to push him in the water

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

and I don't even hate him, why does Garfunkel bring up these terrible feelings in me

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

lol sorry, i'll save it for my blog http://artgarfunkelisneat.wordpress.com

tylerw, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

he sings like a museum iirc

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

I wouldn't hate on Watermark too hard -- it's all Jimmy Webb songs.

I'm not even sure if my poll made it in on time, but when I first saw this, I just assumed it was a Paul Simon solo poll and figured I didn't know enough beyond the hits, Graceland and TRotS, both of which my parents had on cassette (interesting how many people seem to have gotten into this through their parents). And for S&G, all I really know is the hits + the BoTW album, which I taped off a friend when I was 14.

At any rate, as a result, my ballot is this odd combination of hits and a handful of obscure album tracks that only obsessives of the records themselves would know.

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

I just want Garfunkel to not be looking at me with his weird hair all the time, imo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

Ach, everyone's ballot always looks like that unless they're trying to be too clever xp

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah i didn't vote in this poll because all i know is graceland and rhythm of the saints, but they're two of my favorite records ever ever

Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

and the thing is i feel like i would've put "graceland" at no. 1, which no one needs

can't deny songs that unfailingly start me crying

Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

nothing wrong with "graceland" at no.1 imo; what a great song! paul simon is a wizard and making people cry afaic.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

a wizard at

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

paul simon is a wizard, making people cry

some dude, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

getting a mental image of the strangest possible version of 'the sorcerer's apprentice' right now

some dude, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

listening to "love is eternal sacred light" off of so beautiful or so what; kind of thinking i should have voted for this but it would have been mathematically impossible

xp the tears multiply and drown everyone in the room

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

paul simon bully wizard

max, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Simon is a wizard
Art Garfunkel is a museum

themoreyouknow.jpg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost some dude: Paul Simon's shorter than Mickey Mouse, iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

he's shorter than Woody Allen!

you can fit Paul Simon into a shoebox iirc

Is he < 5'2"?

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

When S&G were on the road Art Garfunkel carried Paul Simon in a teacup iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link


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