Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

loooooooooooool

but yeah there's a magic eye thing going. it's a sailboat.

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a biomechanical nightmare sailboat with vaginapenises

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:18 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A girl in my high school did a cover that was all like:

He's a head in a box
In a box where he talks
Jambi, Jambi, Jambi-i-i

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

a cover of what?

zombie

okay, that IS lol

forksclovetuomas

Oh hurting plz don't hammer 'em!

My father had a brief career as a high school teach in an inner city neighborhood in Memphis. He taught history. (circa. 1970 or so.)

He says that when they'd hit the slavery part of the curriculum, he'd divide the mostly black class up into owners and slaves. He'd put the football player on a box in the middle of the room and have one of the other students try to sell him like they're at an auction. When the "slave" balked at his treatment, my 22-year-old dad would say, "Hey, this is the way it was."

As time has passed since hearing these stories, they sound more and more ridiculous with each year. I finally asked him if he really put black students on boxes and held mock auctions, and he says sure did. Gave the kids a lesson to learn how far in civil rights they had come and how much more they had to go.

Sounds pretty heinous to me, but I never lived in 1970. It's all moot now anyway. Dad gave up being a teacher, moved to Arkansas and sold real estate for the next ten years.

― pplains, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he just loved auctions, i guess

― less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

woww

Ouch

The company that makes Vegemite is named Sanitarium?

― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:31 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No!

― just1n3, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They make marmite

― just1n3, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

darraghburn

not burning but punning

didn't we form an exploratory committee for a djp candidacy at one point?

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:43 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i still feel he has the stuff to take down that elephant thing hardcore

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yaaaay

Will never tire of that phrase tbh

will whoever the female lead in this remake wear as ridiculously small panties as Ripley in the remakes denouement?

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post

Well the trailers answered that, didn't they

― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think we should all wear small panties on opening day in solidarity

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:58 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you will regret that, trust me

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So far so good

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would just like to point out to all the people in the EOY thread who were whining about there being fewer tracks for individual albums/tracks and that the people in the rolling threads were keeping the good shit from you that i have started, and i have seen started, a lot more individual-artist threads this year, and 90% of them have completely died. which is fine, it's expected and that's why we HAVE rolling threads, but i hope to see no more whining this year

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 9:57 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You should have been a primary school teacher.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:04 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i only like kids if i can give them back to their parents when i get bored of them

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 10:13 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lex otm

I am not everyone! I am not a hip hop blogger! I am a man!

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 27, 2012 1:27 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

you know what makes a hilarious comedy is great music and car crashes

― technicolor yawn (n/a), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And blow.

― Naughty By Nurture (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't see a problem with any of those things unless you hate fun

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like fun but i also like jokes in my comedies.

― technicolor yawn (n/a), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are a joke in your comedy

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heh

vegemite the burninator

:D I like that hoos, it's catchy

OMG that's mighty.

I definitely do like the fact that the Jets are bound to try some crazy shenanigans with Tebow but ultimately I feel like Tebowmania is dead

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not even in dsm-v any more

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, March 23, 2012 10:44 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

jeez wtf ugh save it for the yanks sports threads etc

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq36/NoelsLight/endhaight.jpg

I love it when markers goes ham

lol never saw this thread before

― internet somebody (some dude), Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU POSTED IN IT

― markers, Saturday, March 24, 2012 9:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

:D

Where is that?

lol yea that was awesome

the difference btwn those posts and the futbol posts that Americans have complained about is that it's not at all dependent on knowing anything whatsoever about football! you could replace "Tebow" with anything and it would still make sense on one level. knowing that Tebow is a homophobe and that homosexuality was removed from the DSM enhances the joke, but it's not the entire point. sxp

i enjoyed the joke on a 'lol freshman psych' level almost as much as the american footblolz

llb: the assholes thread

Thx dayo

yeah, i'm an american who doesn't have the slightest idea what a "tebow" might be, but i get that "-mania" = mental illness, and loled at the DSM-V joke based on that. maybe it's the yankee psychiatry reference that doesn't translate...

tebow post is absolutely incomprehensible tbh

famous gawker writer has a guide for you: http://gawker.com/5875125/the-non-sports-fans-guide-to-tim-tebow

idg what a manchester untied is

Ah.

the DSM-V is the Diagnostic and Statistic Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition.

it's the british sequel to the Marlon Riggs film

ty bjo i now know about tebow

and ty je55e, i now know about dsm-v

joke was meh

alright another 'discus vhat iz funnies' breakdown!!!

awriiight

BTW, I do not take the position that futbololz should GTFO. I acknowledge that my problems w/ soccer are my own.