Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

poor lex

I feel bad that his kitchen IA's make me smile. Oh but how they do.

where is the sandwich / masturbation thread

ALL of my housemates own store-bought pesto. and two of them are really good cooks who love it and do it regularly.

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That somehow led to an image of Lex's housemates being Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think Jamie Oliver has better taste than to do it with Gordon Ramsay.

― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw it move

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198996-1/Woman-pets-cow.gif

whiney how much time per day do you spend on 4gifs.com

Cow was right, judging by the length of those gloves.

http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/252423/83825922_10.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:45 PM (5 minutes ago)

romney looking good there

― my idea of a club sandwich (brownie), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:46 PM (4 minutes ago)

i want to own one of those last ones to cook for me

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:47 PM (4 minutes ago)

what is that two-spatulas bullshit

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:50 PM (47 seconds ago)

the pro-statehood position is by no means a popular one in PR

And how. Why would you be?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:57 PM (8 minutes ago)

I know almost as many Puerto Ricans as Cubans -- of all ages -- and no one wants to mess with the good thing they've got

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:58 PM (7 minutes ago)

yeah it's kinda like being the darryl jones of of the united states if the united states was the rolling stones and puerto rico was a professional bassist

― konybrony (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 2:02 PM (3 minutes ago)

Naw people who cook are pretty bad, I can say as one of them. I skimmed over a whole book last night that was ~300 pages of "WHY don't people know SERRATED KNIVES are ONLY GOOD FOR BREAD"
and then it had a recipe for scrambled eggs.

― Abarham Lincoln posing (Abbbottt), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 8:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That whole thread has become comedy gold, seriously. The bit about lex running away from a fire with pine nuts shooting out of it made me die laughing.

i like the idea of pesto-flavored popcorn though ... it's something that belongs on the Strongo's Neuvo Cuisine thread.

Which thread?

The Marylin Haggerty Olive Garden thread.

you guys do know that people who know me irl don't call me "Flopson," right?

― flopson, Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:08 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

do they call u ol' floppy flopperson?

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:00 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Honestly, if I were wealthier I would probably be more of a glutton. I usually eat the cheapest thing on the menu, which is like an expensive meatball wrapped in lettuce and served with air biscuits. Note: air biscuit is slang for a fart, where I'm from.

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:31 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Edited for clarity:

If you're referring to scott's posts yesterday he made conclusions that most of us would have: obese patrons eating truckloads of awful food probably have cholesterol, heart, and/or sugar problems.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:10 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scott and ama's comments, yeah.

How do you know this person is eating a truckload of food? You're seeing this person for one meal. Are the skinny people there eating truckloads of food also unhealthy? How about Scott, since he's there eating, too? What about when you see a fat person eating a salad in public? Do you automatically assume that person is healthy?

― carl agatha, Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:13 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

. . .

That guy you called fat at the Olive Garden? He has a glandular problem that he has struggled with his whole life. Also, he killed himself five minutes ago.

― frogbs, Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:21 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha just came here to post that.

Yeah, that was quite well played.

I also liked his this is all a part of my PUA persona, the walking Youtube comment box in same thread, welcome back frogbs, don't fuck up this time.

that's like telling someone to stand in the rain and not get wet

Yeh, he came back strong! xp

yeah I considered adding "have some self-awareness and don't actually be a walking Youtube comment box" to that but w/e

yeah but "the obese guy you see wolfing down cheesy breadsticks at Olive Garden might actually eat healthy most of the time!" is some ridiculous concern trolling and deserves frogbs-style smackdown.

ok I think I just misused "concern trolling" but whatever

You sure did.

rapeseed tends to be bitter and canola was bred to be less bitter.

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I guess it would be bitter.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:28 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I read or hear Newt, I think 'fatuous'.

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:23 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think "fathead."

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:24 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think we all know where this is going

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:26 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(unzips pants)

― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:30 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

You sure did.

― carl agatha, Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nonetheless

Steak & kidney pudding was always known as "baby's head" in our house. Anyone else heard that one?

― Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Thursday, March 15, 2012 7:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fucking hell no.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, March 15, 2012 7:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Do you call toad-in-the-hole "babies arms in a blanket" too?

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, March 15, 2012 7:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome

We had a Ponderosa Steakhouse in town (now, it's a Pizza Garden) that a buddy of mine worked at. He told me that nearly all their food - like, the mashed potatoes, the gravy, the mac&cheese sauce, the ice cream, everything was all just this powder they mixed with water and heated up. Which of course led to the conversation, "why not mix them all and drink it?" Well we did and then we both threw up. Really makes you think doesn't it?

― frogbs, Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude has solved ilx

fabulous

gotta do this, congrats darra

OMFG I'VE GOT A IMDB ENTRY BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT

― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:00 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollll

― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:10 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i played myself, apparently.

cd've told them that already.

― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:12 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just 'noodle' now i guess

― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:14 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

technically we can enter you for dead pools now

― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:15 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

The first and only time I went to Hooters, the waitress said, "Sit anywhere you're comfortable" and I mumbled "So, another restaurant?"

― flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Slightly edited

is our pesto just better than yours? pretty much everyone i know, including the hardline cooks, is happy to buy pesto jars

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

my pesto brings all the boys to the yard IIRC

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess i also forgot about the time in kindergarten that i brought cookies for a party on our schoolbus, the entire bus started chanting TAKE YOUR COOKIES BACK IRAN and the busdriver just grinned at it

― the late great, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf it was just after the hostage crisis, and the iron sheik was mounting a major challenge to hogan's title

― the late great, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha jfc though that's kind of sad. Way to have a healthy sense of humor about it I guess.

aww

kids are MEAN

omg

You take the good, you take the bad. You take 'em both and there you have the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana, the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana.

― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, March 16, 2012 3:45 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there you have the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana, the facts of racial tolerance in Indiana.

is this a song

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh i get it

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watching the mind at work

Enlightened probably doesn't cost 1/20th of what Luck does.

― akm, Friday, March 16, 2012 12:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

and kills 1/20th of the horses

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, March 16, 2012 12:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, no story this year is gonna beat the one about the teacher that fed his students his semen, so everything else is a race for second

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Friday, March 16, 2012 3:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nope, that one is tops!!

― goole, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmmm, guess I do want to load all 453 comments

― frogbs, Friday, March 16, 2012 3:41 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frogbs again!

Don't call it a comeback.

http://www.dreamstime.com/rising-stocks-on-golden-bars-thumb13697749.jpg

aw shit, again and again