David: Like, "why is this person all on my ass about the breadsticks? I am fine with the very large amount of breadsticks I already have."
Maria: "What are you doing here again with that basket of ancient-garlic-scented sofa cushions?"
David: Because I am still working my way through the last batch o' cushions, thanks. They taste like they were flavored by Glaxo SmithKline, but I’m working on them.
Who are these two? They are fantastic.
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
eating healthy and cooking for yourself would be way cheaper than eating at olive garden. i'm sure i could make a good healthy meal that costs less than four people eating at mcdonalds too!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
I could probably benefit from a course in grocery economics.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
The gay thread and the Olive Garden threads finally intersect
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
It still feels like I'm spending way more to prepare a meal for myself than if I were to just buy a frozen pot pie.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
now we need Lex to write a piece about his first visit to an Olive Garden in Poughkeepsie.
"Here, you're family."
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
xpost -- He wouldn't like it, it would be situational comedy.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
Just remembered an Italian restaurant that's worse than anything else ever -- Fazoli's. I'd rather eat Sbarro every day for the rest of my life.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
I just started reading this, seems like it is relevant to this thread's interests.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517rHnCIMIL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg
― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
the physical deterioration scott describes is brought home to me every time I stop at a Florida Turnpike rest stop before midnight and peek into the Sbarro.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
i could make a yummy spaghetti and meatball dinner for four with fresh garlic bread - and even grate fresh parmesan on the garlic bread before i put in the oven for you cheese lovers - and do it for, like, 20 bucks. in 30 minutes. average cost of mcdonalds meal per person is probably what? 6 bucks or more? plus gas money to get there and back? and a salad. i'd make a salad. still cheaper probably.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
i concur with scott and i must repeat my annoyance at the idea stated in that awl piece that going to a small, family-run chinese restaurant is somehow 'snobby'
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:06 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
capn save a gold here
― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
Here's the real problem with places like OG. This item is a freakin' appetizer:
Item Calories Total Fat (g) Sat. Fat (g) Sodium Carb. (g) Fiber (g) Protein (g)Bruschetta 950 13 2.5 2860 173 6 35
950 calories!!!
― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit @ at that sodium count
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
for BRUSCHETTA.
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
I assume they're referring to chowhound-style authenticity trawling and not just the mere act of visiting your local chinese restaurant.
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
well that probably is for a table of people tbf
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
I mean who orders a big plate of bruschetta and then chows down on the whole thing alone
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:32 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they're talking about j gold
Whadathey brusch it with?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
well, who orders a "calzone" at Sbarro and eats it?
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
xxp Yeah, these people:
http://buffman.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/WALL-E-humans_320.jpg
― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
Item Calories Total Fat (g) Sat. Fat (g) Sodium Carb. (g) Fiber (g) Protein (g)Fettuccine Alfredo (dinner) 1220 75 47 1350 99 5 36
― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
1220 calories, 75 fat grams, 1350mg of sodium. It's what's for dinner!
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Right, who I don't know very well but I assume he's this kind of food critic. Like Robert Sietsema but more irritating, is the impression I get.
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
i could make a yummy spaghetti and meatball dinner for four with fresh garlic bread - and even grate fresh parmesan on the garlic bread before i put in the oven for you cheese lovers - and do it for, like, 20 bucks. in 30 minutes.
good for you, i couldn't
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:35 AM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you get the wrong impression, he is awesome
- capn save a gold
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
no you probably could unless you don't have hands or something xp
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
i heard an interview with her son on local npr. he writes for the wsj! nothing too revelatory but he did have to explain to his mom what 'going viral' meant.
― goole, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
i do wonder why anyone would go to a chain restaurant if they live in a big city like london that has a wealth of superior, cheaper restaurants, but y'know everyone ends up in a pizza express a couple of times per year. i find most proper fast food like mcdonald's really gross though. i HATE it when i see people trot out the "everyone should cook their own food" line, fuck off!
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
lex over 50% of people in the uk and i guess in the us too don't live in a big city like london.
― ledge, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
j gold is awesome, they are just using him as a counterpoint because he wrote a "real restaurant reviewers review" of olive garden
― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
iatee, kitchen and computer uselessness is a big part of lex's schtick -- it's a readymade something to throw a tantrum about when he just feels like throwing a tantrum -- so he'll never ever learn how to cook, or allow anyone to teach him
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
I think I've mentioned this before, but when my nephew graduated from HS I took him on a trip to NYC (he lives in NE Ohio, about 45 miles from Cleveland). He wanted to eat at: The Hard Rock Cafe (there's one of those in Cleveland, ffs), ESPNZone and Taco Bell. In New York. I got him to eat breakfast at Junior's one morning and that was a struggle. Drove me nuts.
― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
i also just remembered that when i went to miami to do a travel feature, the PRs actually took us to this weird out-of-town mall and started giving us these spiels about how many brands had opened outlets there. and then i THINK for lunch they actually took us to...an olive garden. i can't remember exactly whether it was but it was a chain italian restaurant with totally faux-rustic decor which fits the descriptions i'm reading. the food was edible in a bog standard kind of way and the portions were gigantic. i have no idea why miami tourist board wasted a morning on taking us to that mall, all the journalists in the group were very bemused and also bored.
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
yes i know, i'm saying IF they do i don't get why they'd go to a chain restaurant. if they don't that doesn't apply!
people who think my inability to cook is a schtick have obviously never seen me in the kitchen. and why would i allow computers to repeatedly ruin my life if i really knew how to control them.
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
I just said why.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
47 g of saturated fat?! I think it only takes about 40 grams in the span of your entire life to ensure a heart attack.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, I take exception to this. Your average meal for 2 at OG is what, 30 bucks? 35? Maybe you're just a better shopper than I am, but it's hard to make a good homecooked meal for less than that. My wife often gets frustrated about how hard it is to make real Mexican food on a budget, because there are so many vegetables involved and all that's expensive. Getting an avacado, 3 bell peppers, and two tomatoes alone is like $10. I like the "save money by eating in" line too but once you add up grocery bills - just doesn't happen
― frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
The math might check out if you're incredibly good at using everything you have. But, yeah, I'm not the type to have a pantry full of options, so any time I get the urge to make even just homemade mac & cheese, I end up dropping at least $15 at the grocery store to get all the ingredients.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
where in the world do you guys shop?
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
And what the fuck is wrong with you?
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
(them, I mean, not CAD)
Getting an avacado, 3 bell peppers, and two tomatoes alone is like $10.
whaaaaaaat
― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
are the bell peppers made of gold or something
yeah i don't habitually cook so i don't have the ingredients, and buying ingredients is a waste of money because i don't cook so they won't get used up and will rot or go off
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
"using everything you have" is really the key point here. that's hard to do if there's any level of complexity to what you're cooking. like if I'm making chicken and rice w/ a salad, that's pretty easy and fairly cheap. but still it runs around $15-20. you're not saving that much money!
― frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
Not only is that in itself ridiculous, but if you actually make a quantity of that food requiring three peppers and two tomatoes, you should have leftovers for two for at least two more meals.
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link