Shaq's back

Q: What would you do with a time machine?
A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself.

― Crab Dribble (Clay), Friday, January 9, 2009 10:54 PM (Yesterday)

shaq with his tracy jordan hat on :D

THE_REAL_SHAQ Im not bored To much homework Workn on my doctorate Coming soon Dr shaq

THE_REAL_SHAQ For those who wanna know, i am getting my doctorate in human resource development Why Because im a people person

I'm guessing U of Phoenix.

I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart 10:57 PM Jan 16th from txt

guys THE_REAL_SHAQ has been working on a hall of fame level twitter-wise the past few days.

WE CAN TWITTER BOMB HIM.

― Leee, Saturday, January 10, 2009 1:24 AM

Whenever I read this thread's title I think of of Shaq's back, and I wonder if he shaves it.

lol

THE_REAL_SHAQ: That was a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow

hahaha

http://i39.tinypic.com/14m3nsk.jpg

He's been sounding sad lately, we should really try to cheer him up.

he's been having a good run lately. 29 pts tonight

Shaquille O'Neal, the newly minted All-Star for the Western Conference, has claimed Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson as new allies, saying the longtime rivalry between himself and the Lakers forward was simply a marketing gimmick.

"We helped you hype it up," the Suns center said late Thursday night in an interview with ESPN's Stephen A. Smith. "I know what I'm doing, brother. I'm the smartest player in the world."

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Im going skydiving,shhhh, wish me luck

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Im tryn talk steve nash into joining twitter

oh man make this happen, shaq.

Allen iverson cut off his braids, dam hes cute, lol, about 6 hours ago from txt

@scottwheaton, i meant cute like a li baby lol about 2 hours ago from txt

can we get a status report on nashtweeting? i wld <3 some dirk tweets too.

can we get a status report on nashtweeting? i wld <3 some dirk tweets too.

racist

Just leavn lebrons party, i have no voice, can u hear this , ................... C i told u , no voice, lol

Cactus gets meta!

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Just met mickey rorke and the guy from transporter 1 thru 3

THE_REAL_SHAQ the movie push, ok I admit I gotta bootleg version, shhh dnt tell anybody

O’Neal still insists no one can guard him one on one.

“I’m the only player,” he said, “who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.”’

XD so much

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/2825606.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1235892357&Signature=adlcGQ2Ekn535mpRCAOVBsbnd8Y%3D

# Thank u u all were my good luck charms today, I appreciate u guysabout 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

http://twitpic.com/img/1rpjl-5d1dd2c00dd060972e95ae4fb685be28.49ab5e06.jpg

can we get a status report on nashtweeting?

teh: http://twitter.com/the_real_nash
He's not much for tweeting, though.

Raptors star Chris Bosh said O'Neal had benefited from officials ignoring his three-second lane violations. 'I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men,' O'Neal said.

http://www.hoopsworld.com/Blogs/CourtsideBlog.asp?GAME_ID=29263&LEAGUE_CODE=NBA

So what did Shaq think of Oden?

"I don't. I'm a Shogun. You can't ask me about a low level ninja. I still have to worry about Yao Ming, Dwight Howard."

^_^

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4178852

better work on that mumbling

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/WsXlQo1Pcpts4djwbN4Ag308o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1247768728&Signature=wimfg3j8N%2BNyDRjFG9eobobjl%2Bo%3D

shark o'neal

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__28/ept_sports_nba_experts-973742172-1247505754.jpg?ymaFQkBDFNgFEtqN

Shaq's back, with a new reality show called 'Vs.'

Shaq vs. Roethlisberger! timely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJldO6GFIM

did you just see that during celts/hawks too

:)

going into surgery today on my thumb, will be out for a min but when I return it is on, win da ring for da king! Luv my team, Cavs baby!
about 7 hours ago via API

"a min" = 8 weeks

due to his advanced size, he will literally feel like only a minute has passed.

if u ask him about the lakers championship run, he will describe it as the gr8st week of his professional life

thumb injury mars shaq's scheduled mid-season siesta

mars or enables?

well its like spending yr sick day actually sick

on yr wedding day

lol

Love Bruce Bowen's bowtie:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4955782&categoryid=2378529