Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

i definitely had a subtle-but-total change of hearing on modern r&b since i was a teenager, even 20-sth. i can't even explain when or why it happened tbh. at the time stuff like boyz II men and new jack (in a small town high school) seemed like boring fake thin sounding crap for idiots and women ("nothing to me about my life" indeed). now i'm less pent up about shit and i could hear pop r&b hits from any era all day and be totally happy.

reading a lot more pro-pop and and pro-r&b criticism/discussion in the past decade probably helped a lot. for an unfamiliar and disliked genre sometimes you have to read and think your way into it first. and then it all becomes recontextualized and your ear for it changes. certainly songs like 'pony' really stuck out even at the time

probably not the right thread for this tho

why am I the only person who like R&B who hates "Pony"

maybe it's because you're a classically-trained musician ... or maybe you're not the only one?

now i'm less pent up about shit and i could hear pop r&b hits from any era all day and be totally happy

reading a lot more pro-pop and and pro-r&b criticism/discussion in the past decade probably helped a lot

what i dislike about the pro-r&b faction on ILM is the assumption that you're either "pent up" or unfamiliar w/ poptimist criticism if you don't like r&b

i mean, i like "pony" and "1 thing" and usher and timberlake as much as the next person (which is to say i could blast it 10 times in a row no problem) but fuck me if that means i need to get deep in the intricacies of the dream or janelle monae or whatever

The intricacies of Janelle Monae?

ill dude

well hold on now, Janelle is superdope

The-Dream is super overrated tho

The "unbookmark the excelsior thread" days are arriving ahead of schedule lately.

word? what town?

In MN we lived in Deer River ("Canadian border" was an exaggeration, tbh) which is west of Duluth somewhere. In MT we lived near a place called Condon, which is 90 miles north of Missoula and 70 south of Kalispell.

i wasn't trying to be prescriptive there. i was absolutely pent-up and not-even-subliminally angry about music as a younger dude! i had a pretty narrow range of what musical expression and para-musical heroism was supposed to be.

xp oh i'm sorry eric were you hoping to find a catalog of steady lols herein

Ooh I like that song "Patches" up above. I could dance to it, which is kinda my litmus, if only it didn't have those talking slow-downs.

thanks to iTunes buyers the words "Janelle Monae and fun" can be written in the same sentence

also can i say that reading a lot more pro-pop and and pro-r&b criticism/discussion in the past decade, particularly on ILM, has actually kind of turned me off pop music

I heard "Pony" for the first time in 2009 so I haven't always loved it.

WOW
WOW WOW WOW
WOW WOW WOW

my impression of "pony"

my first clear memory of pony was hearing it at a college dance night and some girl yelling "IT SOUNDS LIKE PUKING!!!"

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AgrxDxc6LEg/S1WnlG1L5ZI/AAAAAAAAADA/ta1ckNUo2nw/s320/1998%E2%80%9399.jpg

#PONY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_XDZwiv1a8

i used to post as luna, how is everyone

― the late great, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― pplains, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

can we make this the rolling bob lefsetz thread?

― goole, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 3:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

xpost We can't make this the Lefsetz thread, because back in the day the thread ,was all about the connection. I remember the first time I read the Rolling Doom thread, back in my dorm room at school. My girlfriend had just dumped me - but this thread spoke my language. It was honest and true. There was no bullshit about bonus posts, no tacky marketing. But once you read the thread you were hooked. That's where today's ILXers have gone worng. They've forgotten about the connection. They think it's all about the sell. They think some snide asides about some give-a-shit laptop act are enough to get the people on their side. They think all you have to do is post. They're wrong. You gotta post. You gotta hope the post makes a connection, with the kids in their dorm rooms. You gotta work that post. You gotta post in every forum from here to Helena, Montana. Then - and only then - can you say you've made this the official Lefsetz thread.

― Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that dog is a dick but the man is worse

actually thats not the dog i thought it was sorry

The Billboard R&B charts from the '60s and '70s are a treasure trove of gems that have largely and unjustly been forgotten by the public at large. Lots of good stuff since then but sooo much smaller a percentage of high-quality material in the last decade or so.

loooooooool @ that lefsetz post

are ghosts real

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:14 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they live in the hearts of the innocent

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:19 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is innocence

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

innocence is an iMac

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:29 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg i'm on one right now

― markers, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:31 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're under arrest, markers

god that hair is such a relief
― surm, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 5:49 PM (1 hour ago)

i feel like i can breathe again
― surm, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 5:50 PM (1 hour ago)

re: lindsey lohan, of course

pvmi <3

<3

RE: Metal Gear Solid 2

at the end of 2 many years ago during the 45 minute cutscene i just rested the dual shock on my balls and read a magazine. nice way to spend an afternoon.
― adam, Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:28 PM

hahahah dying

markers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ppl being entertained by the most mundane things, even off the "all time" comedy films thread

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 4:51 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the horse is dead, Morbs, you can put the stick down.

― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:03 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw it move

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:05 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol that's the second appearance for that itt, but it is all timer

sorry I thought I checked but I'm exhausted. it gave me such a lol

tis a beauty

i nearly excelsiored the rsfw thread but then remembered it is 77. so... just go over there (not at work.)

Did you guys all here about the movie called Constipated (2011)?

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's in the can, but it hasn't been released yet.

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's the sequel to Diarrhea, which - as you remember - was rushed through production.

― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vmic for djp imo

one dollar for each slice of bread, one dollar for a few leaves of lettuce, 25 cents each for two slices of bacon, 25 cents for a slice of tomato

― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:16 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I cook at least four times a week for and by myself!

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:16 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frankly baffled by the continuing references to masturbation in this thread.

― ledge, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:17 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mayo is extra

― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:17 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Remy beans, the magical fruit

I'm just cracking up because I'm imagining Lex putting pancake batter into a pan, and then putting that pan in a larger pan, and then attempting to flip the smaller pan with the larger pan.

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 11:50 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

real life LOLs

poor lex

I feel bad that his kitchen IA's make me smile. Oh but how they do.

where is the sandwich / masturbation thread

ALL of my housemates own store-bought pesto. and two of them are really good cooks who love it and do it regularly.

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That somehow led to an image of Lex's housemates being Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think Jamie Oliver has better taste than to do it with Gordon Ramsay.

― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 4:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw it move

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198996-1/Woman-pets-cow.gif

whiney how much time per day do you spend on 4gifs.com

Cow was right, judging by the length of those gloves.

http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/252423/83825922_10.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:45 PM (5 minutes ago)

romney looking good there

― my idea of a club sandwich (brownie), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:46 PM (4 minutes ago)

i want to own one of those last ones to cook for me

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:47 PM (4 minutes ago)

what is that two-spatulas bullshit

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:50 PM (47 seconds ago)

the pro-statehood position is by no means a popular one in PR

And how. Why would you be?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:57 PM (8 minutes ago)

I know almost as many Puerto Ricans as Cubans -- of all ages -- and no one wants to mess with the good thing they've got

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:58 PM (7 minutes ago)

yeah it's kinda like being the darryl jones of of the united states if the united states was the rolling stones and puerto rico was a professional bassist

― konybrony (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 2:02 PM (3 minutes ago)