'John Carter,' aka the Edgar Rice Burroughs 'A Princess of Mars' adaptation

lamp - yeah why not. you'd probably find some things to dig about it, i dunno.

Dear ILX, I love you for making me really want to see this.

(And not just because of Tim Riggins)

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 12, 2012 8:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was going to post p much the same thing

I enjoyed this! Some meh bits here and there but it worked pretty well, I thought. For those (of us) lamenting the state of big budget Hollywood, this was refreshingly solid.

Also, as a Rome fan, I enjoyed seeing Posca, and then it got even better with Marc Antony and Caesar fighting side by side.

And I just found out Atia was one of the green things!

Ooh Rome ppl :D

So, what we conclude from behavioral analysis and available forensics is the following: The suspect is likely a white male in his late 20s to late 30s. He likely is not a college graduate, but feels nonetheless superior to those with advanced education, and he is likely employed in a bureaucratic entity, possibly civil service or quasi-public service from which he feels alienated. He has a problem with authority and a deep-seated resentment of those who he feels have impeded his progress professionally. …The suspect has trouble with lasting relationships and is possibly a high-functioning alcoholic.

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http://www.chud.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/John_Carter_DominicWestAsSabThan.jpg

<3 <3

McNulty of Mars

Thoughts - http://sickmouthy.com/2012/03/13/why-do-people-hate-john-carter-of-mars/

nice job, SM :D

Just saw this and really liked it! Will probably become a cult fave like "Return To Oz" - another lush Disney production that was killed out the gate. Want to see this again on the big screen before it's gone (around 6 other people at my screening).

I think we're seeing this on Sat. Tried to convince Mr Veg to go tonight to half-price Tuesday but no dice.

There were 8 other people at mine, but it was 10:35pm on a Monday.

plz just post some Kitsch pec pix

And Lyn Collins thigh pix!

i don't have much desire to see this but it did make me want to read some ERB for the first time in about two decades.

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/John-Carter-600x400.jpg

Not sure if there are any other film score nerds on ILX but I just listened through the score album and it's Giacchino's high water mark to date, by some distance. Don't buy the Amazon MP3 album though-- it's badly encoded and sounds watery.

Must have been nods to Jerry Goldsmith's Apes score.

Giacchino does the score? DEFINITELY I AM IN. Loved his Star Trek score.

Just heard Stanton talking about filming where they filmed Apes, actually.

yeah i dont usually pay much attention to movie scores but this one seemed pretty good to me, gave it an epic filmmaking feel early in the movie

really enjoyed this! went tonight with ilxor herb albert. i think there were four other people in the audience. totally fun and entertaining. i laughed out loud! i cheered! felt like a kid.

i was the only one laughing at it, but the big SMACK towards the climax was great.

i liked that i could actually see what was going on and follow the action. i get lost in cgi-land sometimes. and i really just loved the jumping thing! totally a kid's dream come true.

Yeah, good call -- nothing ever got too distracting or off. And speaking of CGI-land, that really was some high quality stuff at points, even/especially the Tharks; it shows how quickly the field has grown and improved even over the last few years. Rah for Scott liking it!

i was the only one laughing at it, but the big SMACK towards the climax was great.

Haha if it's what I'm thinking of, yeah, that made our group laugh too.

xpost Is "Return to Oz" really some cult classic?

I'm totally seeing this and "21 Jump Street" this weekend. Please wait out the two weeks til Hunger Games, John Carter, just for me!

Return to Oz is a total cult classic

Yeah, Return To Oz is v.v.cool.

one of the reasons it's fondly remembered is all the awesome puppetry etc. Not sure the cgi of John Carter will be looked back on in the same way

Main reason I fondly remember RtO is it's fucking shit scary.

and we all know cgi ain't scary

The arena scene was almost *too* close visually to the one in the 2nd Star Wars prequel but it was also 1000x more fun/exciting. And with had less monsters!

I also really loved the Tharks. Agree with Ned that the CGI was pretty well done.

is the plot of this movie totally incomprehensible? a.o. scott compared it to "dune," which to my mind reads = visually beautiful and incomprehensible.

it is totally fucking by numbers good guys and bad guys and some other good guys. as i said upthread "incomprehensible" is being used as code for "i got bored and stopped paying attention".

(Xpost) * and with less monsters *

some of the dialogue is incomprehensible because its just people babbling about imaginary names that you literally dont know the meaning of.

i followed the plot. and i'm not that swift.

i mean its basically a kid's movie. in the best possible way.

Xxpost As in most sci-fi. I mean - "Grand Moff Tarkin"? "Tusken Raiders"... It's all part of the tradition. Crits just wanted to pile on this one, I think.

most film critics suck so bad. best to avoid them entirely.

Btw I and off topic: that "Battleship" trailer? Ouch.

At the risk of repeating myself, I wrote about why people are piling on to criticse - http://sickmouthy.com/2012/03/13/why-do-people-hate-john-carter-of-mars/

at risk of typing this sentence

for real tho I liked your post on the movie. looking forward to seeing it this weekend if it's still in theatres

all the trailers i saw before this looked so chaotic and ugly. except for new ridley scott. i definitely wanna see that. die hard on a space station looked okay i guess. though the trailer kinda sucked. i mean i would watch it on netflix. will pretty much watch any die hard on a something movie.

what die hard on a space station movie would that be? also, you got the prometheus trailer? jealous.

oh that prometheus trailer looks v exciting even though I have no idea what's happening except something that looks like a space rollercoaster

prometheus is a moon of saturn, no?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_%28moon%29

wind storm in trailer -> actually the moon hitting the rings of saturn?

lol bad science

yeah, but I don't think that's where they are.