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the Zinger Games

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Can't believe anyone thinks craem is unfunny. It is like thinking dayo is unfunny. Just because not all the jokes stick?

― bamcquern, Monday, March 12, 2012 9:20 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

I think me and cr?m just got deep zinged

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

don't get me wrong, lagoon is funny sometimes too, but just the willful vapidity of posting shit like what decade the stupid stuff decade not just now and then but dozens of time a day, it seems like a herculean effort to work at being that inane all the time instead of the way the rest of us mostly fall into saying dumb shit the natural accidental way maybe half as often

some dude, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

dayo's definitely funny on purpose like 1% of the time though

some dude, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

now that was a deep zing

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

excuse me but claiming do the right thing is the best move of the 1980s absolutely warranted no DEMANDED that response

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

throwing a trashcan through a window was definitely the best way to move in that decade

some dude, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

ehh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

Through the pixelated looking glass. Thread took a turn for the better. Or worse. I don't really know, it's like that game you play when ypu're tripping super hard, and your friend announces "shit dude... I crossed the line, want me to pull you over?" And you think about it and take a really shimmery drink of water and then you say, "okay" and like that you've crossed the line too.

a serious minestrone rockist (remy bean), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

it's okay, ice cram, some dude watches over 50 TV sitcoms a year - he knows what he's talking about when it comes to comedy

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

i've been feeling grumpy on ilx because every thread that ppl actually post to is about racism/sexism/classism or is a retarded movie poll

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

otm

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

it really can't be that hard to zing me with something more concrete than guy on ilx watches and listens to a bunch of pop culture bullshit, can it? get it together y'all

some dude, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

lagoon is funny all the time, btw

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

it appears the stupid stuff decade has arrived

some dude, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

for chrissakes every decade is the stupid stuff decade

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

it really can't be that hard to zing me with something more concrete than guy on ilx watches and listens to a bunch of pop culture bullshit, can it? get it together y'all

― some dude, Monday, March 12, 2012 9:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i totally zung u w/a bunch of things that were not those but you did not notice because u have terrible reading comprehension

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

ladies, please, you're all terrible posters

Kenneth Toilethole (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

sexist imo

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

finally a voice of authority

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

y'all just need to vibe to Spandau Ballet and put glitter on each other's eyelashes...

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

what the hell is happening here

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

its march, ppl are angry

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

man leave me out of yr brony slash if u dont mind

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

'zung' is the real story here, people

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

i've been feeling grumpy on ilx because every thread that ppl actually post to is about racism/sexism/classism or is a retarded movie poll

― call all destroyer, Monday, March 12, 2012 9:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is v otm btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

my heart is a cavernous inferno of festering dogshit atm

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

do you really want me to post an img

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

Only if it is racist, sexist, classist, zunging, represents at least four decades of pop culture and offends the trypophobia lady at once

a serious minestrone rockist (remy bean), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

what the hell is happening here

OTM. LOL @ the idea people seriously spend time analysing other ppls posting styles and keeping mental notes on how inadequate they are or whatev? wtf.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

yall realize this is p standard among goon crew & affiliates tho right

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

it was sad, that spider played a mean fretless bass

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

'zung' is the real story here, people

LJ gleefully used the phrase "hardzung" irl when I met hombrero

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

Alfred OTM

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

it really can't be that hard to zing me with something more concrete than guy on ilx watches and listens to a bunch of pop culture bullshit, can it?

if only ilxors could zing like CHUCK LORRE damn owned hahaha

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

i've been feeling grumpy on ilx because every thread that ppl actually post to is about racism/sexism/classism or is a retarded movie poll

― call all destroyer, Monday, March 12, 2012 9:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this isn't quite fair, there are also threads about tv sitcoms

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

had no idea you all hated each other

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah :(

John Nestle Harding (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

i've been feeling grumpy on ilx because every thread that ppl actually post to is about racism/sexism/classism or is a retarded movie poll

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thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

and those are just the sexism threads!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

thx dan, this is how i break these down to an extent

meta thread

thread i actually post to

politics

politics

computer dorks

incomprehensible british nonsense

dont care about david bowie

thread started by geir

thread i'll probably read at some point

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

the prob is w/me i guess

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

that bunny is awesome

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link


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