om nom nom! noodle is going to massacre his hunger with domino's yummy new dessert options
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
wait, domino's like the pizza?
― sarahell, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
guessing that quote's from a domino's mailout or similar?
― uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
innocent drinks @innocentdrinks
@danwalkerbbc good lad. He always was a dab hand with scissors. Big fan of your football focus banter by the way. Keep it up
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
jesus
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
that is just
thinking of setting up a twitter feed to just retweet moronic uses of the word "banter"
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
have we spoken abt dan walker & how hateful he is
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
i think it's been mentioned sort of, on the football threads. he is like the poster boy for some vague new movement of awfulness that i can't quite define but basically involves #banter, puns on Twitter, football, and shit music.
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
he is always 'irreverent' in the most timid way, pathologically unserious
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
banter, #getinvolved
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17325398
i like how he slouches out of frame 37s in
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
noel gallagher being on football focus is like a watershed for the walkerite movement
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
fucking hell, 3/4 mins in noel asks "where are your ancestors from"
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
The second was in 2002 on Adam Cole's Key 103 afternoon show, where, as Cosmic Dave, Walker took on the persona of a sham psychic and spiritualist, who physically abused his oompa-loompa assistant and fluffed even basic attempts at reading the minds of listeners and the host, before eventually being tracked down to his 'deep secret underground bureau' by the Oompa Loompa Protection Front and apparently dying. The segments were something of a success (being nominated for a New York Radio Award) and were discussed and replayed on other shows on the network, with Cosmic Dave's 'death' prompting over 2,500 messages on the station's website. However, Walker's diversification into comedy would end with his move into television.
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
dudes who've obviously edited their own wikipedia entry amirite?
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
just gonna leave this here: http://www.lordsday.co.uk/Dan%20Walker.htm
― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
think i mentioned that before actually, there used to be vague tittering about it in sport meetings. i'm sure one time j pearse said something about someone being "crucified" and crooks or someone was like "lucky dan's not here"
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
Crooks' Crucifix Cracks
― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
is it just my anti-religious prejudice or does that article give off the vibe that something damaging has happened to dan?
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
#happyclappyLAD
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not anti-religious it's just fucking evangelists i hate
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
#archbishopofbanterbury
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
There are certain jobs I have to turn down and certain subjects I feel uncomfortable with
just gonna assume this means he's a homophobe
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
why does he hang out with unrepentant sinner noel gallagher?
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
The church, the corporate worship of God, and the preaching of the Word are three of the main things Satan aims to undermine in the lives of Christians.
ah fuck we've got another Icke in the offing
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
what is "the corporate worship of god"
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
The Bible is split into two parts – the Old Testament and the New Testament. We believe that every word of each is wholly God-breathed. We believe that, in its original language, the Bible is
The Word of God
Without error
Wholly reliable The Bible has ultimate authority on all matters – it has the final say over all that we believe and all that we do as a church. It is never out of date.
definitely a fucking homophobe then
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link
xp
in that sense i think it means "regular attendance at a church"
worshiping as a group, i mean
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
does seem apt that his airy irreverence abt football is combined with a thuddingly literalist xtianity
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 March 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
the devout of all the nations shall banter in tongues
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 March 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/BanterWatch/
Twitter user @BanterWatch has got the angry retweeting thing down, although has crossed over into occasional annoying shrillness and trying to flog t-shirts quite quickly
― MPx4A, Sunday, 11 March 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
talking about xtianity on a xtianity website != evangelist
― get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Monday, 12 March 2012 09:15 (twelve years ago) link
he goes to an evangelist church
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 March 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link
Already thought he was a twat. Now I think he's a massive twat. Also, he wont go to a football game on a sunday but he will drive a car like a taxi driver. Hypocrit.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 March 2012 12:13 (twelve years ago) link
In a mass email to holders of the Starbucks loyalty card, under the subject line, "We'd love to get to know you over coffee", the company mused: "Have you noticed how everything seems a little impersonal nowadays? We've all become user names, reference numbers and IP addresses. That's why, from tomorrow, we'd love to call you by your name when you order your coffee." It gets worse: the chain's latest television advertisement compounds the insult, claiming: "From now on, we won't refer to you as a 'latte' or a 'mocha', but instead as your folks intended: by your name."
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 07:12 (twelve years ago) link
"but my folks christened me 208.81.201.10"
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 07:32 (twelve years ago) link
Is this whole cutesy bollocks a backlash against usernames and IP addresses and PIN numbers and suchlike? Fucking infantile if it is.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtr0c6oVvSM
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link
A name's just another reference ID.
― get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link
An IPv4 address is way more unique than 'John Smith'. And if it's still not enough, use an IPv6 address.
― rain came down like water falling from the clouds (snoball), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link
See, this is why my career as a stand-up comedian never took off.
― rain came down like water falling from the clouds (snoball), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 12:25 (twelve years ago) link
I insist on baristas addressing me by my IP address otherwise I pour hot coffee over them and shout "Wrong! Try again!"
― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link
i disapprove and everything but lets face it i am going to go and tell them my name and get a free latte
― bosomy English rose (thomp), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
i don't even drink lattes
― bosomy English rose (thomp), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
I assume there's nothing to stop you telling them your name is Xerxes or Tamerlaine, should you wish to. It's a chance to be reborn with the name your parents should have given you.
― Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
i don't know, i fear there's going to be a form to fill in
are they going to have to call out the name at any point? i could claim to be called mike hunt and see if they throw me out for using a terrible old joke
― bosomy English rose (thomp), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
or just claim my name is 'latte'
'yeah uh my name is actually latte (pause) VAGINA, like that. you say latte and then you pause and yell vagina'