I hate coffee

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nah there is a difference between not tasting the difference between types of coffee and being skeptical that the shape of the filter you are pouring it in is going to affect the taste in a detectable manner

iatee, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

yah beans and grind are obvs key, shape of the filter/subtlety of the kettle im not so sure

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

i am doing a thing at work where i have to always be with one of my bosses because he is teaching me things and we finished something extra early one day this week and he was like do you wanna get coffee and work on this other thing we can go to dunkin donuts and i was like *ew* and then i felt kind of guilty but i hate dunkin donuts coffee. that is one of the ways i ended up going to starbucks this week.

kim tim jim investor (harbl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

hav u tried the new starbucks blonde

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

I feel w/ paper drips the pouring process does matter, if you pour in all the water at once it drains really quickly and you get thin and weak coffee

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

yah pouring over slow is key too

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

starbucks blonde is p lol, after years of burning the hell out of their beans they are finally thinking about offering a city roast

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

I def get shit at work for not using the Keurig but one must maintain some dignity even in an office

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah obv don't pour in all the water at once it pushes the coffee out of the way

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

i saw the blonde thing but i don't like light roast so i did not get it

kim tim jim investor (harbl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

I use a melitta plastic pourover w/ melitta brown paper filters when Im at my parents house, it's totally ass coffee :(

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LIIS5.jpg

feel like this is prob close to iatee's $1 filter

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

I love light roasts but sbux beans are shit

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't know that city roast meant light roast everywhere. why do they call it that? is there a suburban roast (not for iatee) and a rural roast.

kim tim jim investor (harbl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

city roast is what people 'in the know' call it congratulations you are now in the know

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

it feels good

kim tim jim investor (harbl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

there should be a thread where people in the know for various things help us learn what words we need to know to be in the know

iatee, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

I don't really get all the sbx hate. No, it's not the best coffee ever, but there is so much worse coffee in the world (hello, dunkin donuts, diners, etc.).

tehresa, Saturday, 10 March 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

the rocky is a p serious grinder - what espresso machine?

The machine is also a Rancilio--Sylvia (Silvia?) model. Husband wants to upgrade to the next Rancilio up, but that thing is lolhuge and I'm like wtf we are not running a coffeehouse here dude.

quincie, Saturday, 10 March 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

i ended up getting another french press because i could not decide on drip pots! i got an oxo one that has a stainless sleeve (meant to keep coffee warm) and a "grounds keeper" to help make grounds disposal easier? we shall see...

tehresa, Sunday, 11 March 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

i use a breville bcg450 burr grinder that i got at crate & barrel for about $100, it's lasted me about four years now and shows no signs of slowing down. i couldn't justify the price of the rocky and i actually prefer the look of the breville (italian design usually turns me off) but i will say that grinding the beans fresh with a burr grinder makes more difference in my experience than just about anything else.

i use a glass chemex and pre-wet the unbleached chemex filters. this usually takes care of any flavor from the paper. as a chemist i have a glassware fetish and i also don't like mixing food, plastic and heat. but i usually make two 16-ounce tumblers in the morning, if i were making a smaller amount i would probably not use a chemex.

the late great, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

The Sylvia is a good machine - that and the Pavoni Europiccola are kind of considered the gold standard of the lowest tier of high-end machines, if that makes sense. Like you basically have to spend a lot more money to get anything better.

I've used a Capresso burr grinder for about five years now and it still seems to work well. I basically asked the coffee equipment guy at Zabars what the lowest priced grinder I could get that would still give me proper espresso was, and he recommended that one. You can get a great shot, it just doesn't have the precision of a higher-end machine and also is a bit messy to work with. You can also adjust your tamp against your grind to get the right pressure. It's perfectly fine for french press coffee, of course.

At work we have a Hario hand-powered grinder, which was the cheapest way we could get a decent burr grinder (me and the two other people who chipped in to get good coffee and pour-over gear). I'm not crazy about it -- I feel like the finest setting is still very coarse, and it's hard to adjust.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

I guess part of the appeal of pour-over is the low-tech, off-the-grid vibe. Espresso is probably power-intensive. Drip coffee a little less so. Of course you still need fuel to heat the water for pour-over so it's not completely impact-free.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

also your coffee beans are shipped from very far away places

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

see i don't make espresso, only pour-over filter coffee. so i only need to ever grind at medium, sometimes fine or coarse for cooking but it's not really mission-critical to get a perfect grind for coffee ice cream or whatever.

the late great, Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

grinding the beans fresh with a burr grinder makes more difference in my experience than just about anything else.

this has also been my experience

fully formed adult banaka unit (sleeve), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

i keep my beans in a bamboo canister with a vacuum seal lid

now i understand how this keeps them cool and dry and out of light, but the airtight part sort of makes no sense - I mean, there is plenty of oxygen in there, they're going to oxidize anyway, so what diff does it make if they oxidize under fresh or stale air??

― the late great, Monday, February 27, 2012 7:20 PM

get yr 'îron game up, rap

http://www.koracoffee.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=57

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baloney 2012 (am0n), Sunday, 11 March 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

I need to find a kettle w/ a spout like that

― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:48 AM

if i didn't already have the hario i'd get this cuz its half the price

http://www.amazon.com/Bonavita-Pouring-Kettle-1-Liter/dp/B005YR0IBU/ref=sr_1_2?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1327523010&sr=1-2

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GOdQpknDL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

baloney 2012 (am0n), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

good lookin out am0n

the late great, Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg87E1tjTOE

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am making cold brew for the first time right not. Excited!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

This came out amazing btw.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

what is it made

am0n, Monday, 18 June 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

I realize I'm late to the party but was given an aeropress and am drinking the first cup right now. Delicious!!!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 15 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

I thought i could get by drinking shittty supermarket coffee but today I had some coffee brewed from counterculture beans and my resolve is crumbling

乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

You know what I do to save a little money is I go back and forth between cheaper Trader Joe's beans and good shit like Stumptown/Counter Culture/Intelligentsia. That way the good stuff feels like a treat.

I also make a real point of seeking out and remembering places that sell the good stuff cheaper, e.g. there's a weird cafe by my work that will sell you counter culture beans for $13/lb, which is pretty cheap in NYC (normally $13-16 for a 12oz bag), and they just like scoop it for you out of their own wholesale bags.

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://maxgif.com/52s

Phenomenology of Spirit Animal (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 1 December 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

that camera doesnt have a lens on it

乒乓, Saturday, 1 December 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

I bought starbucks coffee because it was on sale and I think it has twice the amount of caffeine as normal coffee does. twice. bzzzzzzzzzzzz

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

do any of these people still post to ilx?

― gershy, Thursday, March 13, 2008 11:12 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

weird reading this thread and recognizing webber and fergus as frequent posters on a msg board that i started posting on in 2006

or maybe not weird at all

maybe you should ignore this post

good day

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

have noticed that with starbucks. it feels like they boiled off half the water.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

i've realized that i don't like a lot of the more acidic coffees that have started to become more popular. anything fruity is just not my speed. more caramely or chocolately light roasts are good, though. i've had some sharply acidic coffees that taste like pungent lipton's tea.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like youre a sumatra man

乒乓, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

i have tried but don't think i like anything lighter than medium dark

veryupsetmom (harbl), Saturday, 2 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

a friend of mine runs a very good, very small coffee business out of his house and tends to specialize in good dark roasts, hmu if interested

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 2 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

balanced citrus notes can be amazing imo but it's easy for it to go overboard. i get this dark-roasted yemeni coffee sometimes that's very dark chocolate and spicy in a root beer kind of way.

Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Saturday, 2 March 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't bought artisanal coffee in like 2 years =(

乒乓, Saturday, 2 March 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

more caramely or chocolately light roasts are good, though.

Hey, I agree with this!

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 2 March 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

Although I'm currently going through Fresh Direct's Breakfast Blend, whatever that is.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 2 March 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

"this velvety brew balances dark-roasted Ethiopian beans (known for chocolatey, berry flavors) with a lighter roast of smooth Costa Rican beans" apparently.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 2 March 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link


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