Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

There is the theory of the Morbius, that time becomes a loop....

Devil's Threesome!

can I just mention that this phrase really annoys me, it's like super heterosexist

Plus everyone knows the devil has a bifurcated cock, eliminating the need for a threesome.

silby, Do you imagine characters in a massively cliché scenario in which a woman who has taken care of every aspect of her wedding is yelling at the man for not living up to the comparatively tiny responsibilities he's been given to care about heterosexist terms?

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

this seems like an extremely good idea, tbh. you know, like a soothing balm for the tainted virtue of our time. a way to restore some of the "first time" terror and splendor of our feral grandparents' wedding nights, rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet.

comparatively tiny responsibilities

see now we're getting to the heart of the matter

rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet

album title

I still don't know man - Google doesn't think it's very likely either:

http://i39.tinypic.com/25grtl0.png

your grandparents were feral? Like the kid in Road Warrior with the boomerang?

Why would a honeymoon suite have two beds? One for the manservant or something?

oh yeah, right - I guess I was thinking about the foursome.

(my kingdom for an edit button so I could change that to "Ned's foursome")

american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

@UtilityZinn

rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet

album title

― brokering (pimping) (stevie), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:37 AM (6 hours ago)

hope aerosmith is taking notes

also resisting the urge to form metal band named bifurcated devil cock

never resist that urge

Lol beachville's excelsior came out of nowhere: I was all like "what does that have to do with threesomes?!"

well irl i dont think any spike lee movies are good but i recall kinda liking bamboozled even tho i dont remember enough to particularly make a case for it

― lag∞n, Friday, March 9, 2012 3:53 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spike lee is pretty awful

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:55 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfft Do The Right Thing is possibly the best movie of its decade

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what decade the stupid stuff decade

― lag∞n, Friday, March 9, 2012 4:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

awesome

not sure i really get that one

well that proved to be a divisive post

the people have spoken

ppl being entertained by the most mundane things, even off the "all time" comedy films thread

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 4:51 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the horse is dead, Morbs, you can put the stick down.

― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:03 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw it move

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:05 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

lol

:D<3

lol awesome

haha

lol

guys i feel like hitler but don't post about easter candy on this thread or i will have you transported to a camp

― kim tim jim investor (harbl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:37 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

if you don't love r&b i don't know wtf went wrong with your life really

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:48 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Funny because true.

more like pvmic

<3 this

lex otm

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwzm5jptk1qbn5iyo1_500.gif

*pats self on back along with everyone else*

That was your back I was patting?

the lex, famous for his love of fun and appreciation of all forms of music

The Tyranny of Humour R&B

No joke I was JUST thinking this morning in the shower how I really dislike pretty much all R&B I know....

grand pronouncements about how the kind of music you like really means that much about who you are as a person are barfffff

if you don't love meaningless generalizations about people based on an extremely narrow spectrum of their personal tastes i don't know wtf went wrong with your life really

guys i'm in a hurry cd somebody just paste the video for Cameo's "Back and Forth" in here please, cheers

What went wrong in my life w/r/t R&B was that I was raised in the backwoods.

grand pronouncements about how the kind of music you like really means that much about who you are as a person are barfffff

― a little tiny crunk person (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 2:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They do say something a little bit sad about the adult making them, sort of like over-obsessiveness with a sports team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2eU2CG3WN8&ob=av2e

whoever doesn't love this is a fucking scoundrel

lol @ n/a