Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

comedy poll thread iirc

truth bombs thread

have they taken over everything

muppet anchor babies

muppet babies thread
muppet adults thread
everything

funny, when I was a best man I got told to go fuck myself....

xxxxxxxpost

what is happening now

Idk I went over to the truth bombs thread and its all about how old you are

muppets
fucking
fucking muppets
muppets fucking

Also wedding night threesomes and the reception brawls they inspire

oh wait, i thought the wedding you guys were talking about was in muppets take manhattan

Kermit-Piggy-Gonzo

forks working on a weird SEO angle there

It used to freak me out to imagine romantic couple Kermit and Miss Piggy kissing as their mouths are such different dimensions.

"may the best man win"

― estela, Thursday, March 8, 2012 8:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, I am in the right thread for reposting that, right?

But who was fighting whom?

― StanM, Thursday, March 8, 2012 6:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The groom and the bride's dad.

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, March 8, 2012 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

About whether he could make it a foursome? Who knew he liked the best man that much.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 8, 2012 7:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see I just spent ten minutes resisting that joke

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, March 8, 2012 7:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^ djp bringin the contextually-appropriate display name

excelsiored from the excelsior thread, doesn't that create a wormhole or something?

transported back to before ILX began

I think that was just me going "Well SOMEONE needs to invent a space."

hahaha

There is the theory of the Morbius, that time becomes a loop....

Devil's Threesome!

can I just mention that this phrase really annoys me, it's like super heterosexist

Plus everyone knows the devil has a bifurcated cock, eliminating the need for a threesome.

silby, Do you imagine characters in a massively cliché scenario in which a woman who has taken care of every aspect of her wedding is yelling at the man for not living up to the comparatively tiny responsibilities he's been given to care about heterosexist terms?

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

this seems like an extremely good idea, tbh. you know, like a soothing balm for the tainted virtue of our time. a way to restore some of the "first time" terror and splendor of our feral grandparents' wedding nights, rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet.

comparatively tiny responsibilities

see now we're getting to the heart of the matter

rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet

album title

I still don't know man - Google doesn't think it's very likely either:

http://i39.tinypic.com/25grtl0.png

your grandparents were feral? Like the kid in Road Warrior with the boomerang?

Why would a honeymoon suite have two beds? One for the manservant or something?

oh yeah, right - I guess I was thinking about the foursome.

(my kingdom for an edit button so I could change that to "Ned's foursome")

american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

@UtilityZinn

rutting clumsily through heart-shaped holes in the purity sheet

album title

― brokering (pimping) (stevie), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:37 AM (6 hours ago)

hope aerosmith is taking notes

also resisting the urge to form metal band named bifurcated devil cock

never resist that urge

Lol beachville's excelsior came out of nowhere: I was all like "what does that have to do with threesomes?!"

well irl i dont think any spike lee movies are good but i recall kinda liking bamboozled even tho i dont remember enough to particularly make a case for it

― lag∞n, Friday, March 9, 2012 3:53 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spike lee is pretty awful

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:55 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfft Do The Right Thing is possibly the best movie of its decade

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, March 9, 2012 3:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what decade the stupid stuff decade

― lag∞n, Friday, March 9, 2012 4:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

awesome

not sure i really get that one

well that proved to be a divisive post

the people have spoken

ppl being entertained by the most mundane things, even off the "all time" comedy films thread

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 4:51 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the horse is dead, Morbs, you can put the stick down.

― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:03 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw it move

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:05 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

lol

:D<3

lol awesome