OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

most of the ilx-people i've checked, i only match with in the 50's and 60's. except tracerhand at 85% and martin at 82%.. casuistry was at 80-something too, but then it dropped like ten points yesterday :( i dunno why

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i answered bloody loads of questions on this sodding thing, and it forgot all of them...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Forgot!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=13288221070533201790

???

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 26 June 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I have an okcupid date next week.. eep.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 26 June 2004 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

you should message me if:

"you appresheate life beuty and odditys and if your not stupid damn i hate stupidity"

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 26 June 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

IM A PARATROOPER WHAT ARE YOU

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 June 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i deleted mine. this thing is dumb

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 26 June 2004 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

well, maybe its not if you, like, got a date out of it or something

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 26 June 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Carsmile cares about your answer to:

Do you own a gun?
Would you ever sleep with a serial killer?
Do you like to cuddle after sex?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 June 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I suddenly seem to be attracting the attention of 19 year old men looking to try sex with a man. Flattering, but a bit weird when you get two like that in a few days (both on OKCupid). Actually, I've had three other first-contact messages on dating sites in the last few days too (two women, one man) - none of them really suitable for me. Something weird is happening!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

charltonlido otm

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin... you sure you didn't sign up to the NAMBLA site by accident? (I kid!)

well, maybe its not if you, like, got a date out of it or something

I have a date tonight. Eep. She seems really cool though.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

what is this NAMBLA site?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Leave it be, Martin.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

perhaps I am happier not knowing. Life is often like that.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Awwww... Not meaning to make a joke at the expense of you, Martin.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

That's largely what I'm here for, surely?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, as penance, I just had an interesting date with someone really smart and interesting but who is totally "not my type" and I'm not really attracted to. Ah well. I think the friend rating should've been much higher than the match one.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, here I am.
Username:
electric_light

― Pingu, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Username: Ashumov

All the rocket ships are climbing through the sky
The holy books are open wide
The doctors working day and night
But they’ll never ever find that cure for love
There ain’t no drink no drug
(ah tell them, angels)
There’s nothing pure enough
to be a cure
for
love

― Slim Pickens, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I am glad I deleted my account when I did. good times though.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i got a reply from an okcupid person! but the reply was all "yr. interesting and i'd love to send an interesting reply but i'm too tired."

what now? i figure, wait a few days and write something else pleasant and interesting but not too long?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, that sounds sensible (I speak as a man with loads of dating site experience!). I sometimes just wait, on the basis that if they don't write again they can't be terribly interested, but I guess I'd do what you suggest if I was definitely very keen.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I sent some people some things last night. Whoo! I am an alcoholic.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Q: Is it wrong to befriend a 17 year old if she lives in Hawaii and I have no chance of ever actually meeting her?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

no?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

wait! would it be wrong coz of the 17 part of the not meeting part!? i mean if you have no chance of meeting her you should let her know from the start so its not like yr. leading her on!

also i guess making friends with hawaiians can be considered a bad idea in general if yr. some sort of weird anti-islander racist?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, I'm PeskyPole on this. I forgot I made an account. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with it, and I keep clicking "skip this question" cause I keep getting hit with dumb ones.

(Dude, Aaron, it can't be wrong to befriend someone.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, cool. I felt like I was getting to be very close to being internet perv. And I have no problem with Hawaiians. As long as they don't have a problem with me.

Yeah, so Sterling... You should write her again in a day or so. "Pleasant and interesting but not too long" is always the way to go.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't being an internet perv what okcupid is all about? The only girls who msg me are 17 or eighteen year olds from far away. WHY?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i love on MYCREEPSPACE the number of people who message me and then reveal their age as actually being under 18

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

you should do it back - "cool, 'cause I'm 8!"

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

The only girls who msg me are 17 or eighteen year olds from far away. WHY?
-- Ian c=====8

Ian, I'm offended. I am 24 years old.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I sent some people some things last night. Whoo! I am an alcoholic.

OK, apparently just one.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=1582221328169778270

The person I'd most like to trade brains with:

Eminem i mean why not he iz so fine!!!

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

haha the reason i had to click on her profile was because the caption on her pic said "this iz my pic that i took by myself!"

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I've just had another approach, explicitly about sex, from another 19 year old. I swear the picture I put up there is actually of me. I don't understand it at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 17 July 2004 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

JKHFBUSXVVTSTYRGHVHVGJIGBTYDEVTDBUGFNIBTDNKBBTVDVDFTGNGBFGFYD

this is how easy it is, to type.

JUGNBBDDBJNKLKJMHTYURFRT VYBJNTFJRDYRTUFYFBU

I could do it all day.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 July 2004 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

JKBJNBIFKFVUYFUYDERTYSHVJKHGBYUFUGMNIUGTBUNBFVTRYTGDTRDJHGBNJHGBKURUTRDGBFDRTSVRTBJGFYITDVYUFBLKGTDVRTDTVFBVYTBUYFTYUD6GKJINHHGTFHBTFBF

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 July 2004 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

???

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 17 July 2004 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

if I had to write out those characters, by hand, I probably wouldn't bother.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 July 2004 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I get it, but it's still a bad joke.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 17 July 2004 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link

you don't get it.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 July 2004 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I have only had one woo, and it doesn´nt even count because it was RJG and he was just being polite because I wooed him first.

RJG, there are a few words in your typing, just by chance. You´re almost like the monkeys who get given typewriters for a long time and they end up writing Shakespeare. Where is that from?

― Cathy (Cathy), Saturday, 17 July 2004 13:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I found "jug", "buy, "bel", "biv", and, not so surprisingly, "devoe."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 17 July 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

A couple of days ago I got

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 4 September 2004 11:36 (nineteen years ago) link

A couple of days ago I got

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 4 September 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF, only the first few words of my post appeared there!? I was supposed to post this:

A couple of days ago I got

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 4 September 2004 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

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