Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

the excelsior has always been the worst

What's the song in which the guy fucks a girl in the ass and calls it art?

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 8:04 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thunder Road

― the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.)

lol i sw that ned, i also noticed he was collecting nearly the max amount of unemployment, which makes me wonder what level of taxable income he had.

His dad and two of his girlfriends recently got busted for arranging to get unemployment checks for him while he was in jail from beforehand.

can't wait to see a tattoo of this

just my luck that I get excelsiored twice in one day in the middle of a bloody derail

;_;

"two of his girlfriends"?

9.4mm thick, 1.4 pounds

― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 1:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a weirdly shaped penis

― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 1:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or an incredibly dense one

"two of his girlfriends"?

Read on:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/03/convicted-killer-unemployment.html

The father and two girlfriends of 26-year-old Anthony Garcia, who is serving a 65-years-to-life sentence for murder, are accused of burglary, false statements and conspiracy to commit grand theft, according to prosecutors. Juan Garcia, 47, Sandra Jaimez, 45, and Cynthia Limas, 25, are due to appear in a Whittier court for arraignment Monday, prosecutors said.

No new charges were filed against the younger Garcia, who confessed to the 2004 murder outside a Pico Rivera liquor store after an investigator recognized the scene on his tattoo four years later. He is being held in Men’s Central Jail, according to the sheriff department’s inmate system.

The three defendants are accused of cashing checks from October 2008 to August 2010, and filing change of address forms on Anthony Garcia’s behalf, according to prosecutors. Some of the money was deposited to his jail account and also shared with other gang members, prosecutors said.

So I guess the court would have a hard time making a conviction stick if Stephen King turned into a car and killed some people.

― Offal Waffle (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, March 8, 2012 3:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dying @ this

same dude also once got pulled over for a ticket and watched the cop who pulled him over get run over by a truck

again, not "porn"

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Did that mean he wasn't cited?

― Morning becomes apopleptic (Michael White), Wednesday, March 7, 2012

that was the exact same question we asked

they mailed the citation to his home address

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, March 7, 2012

"I went on a date with an otherwise cute girl who wore a "Trogdor the Burninator" shirt and said at least one 4chan meme to me, unprompted, out loud."

THIS DOES NOT SOUND WEIRD IT SOUNDS AWESOME

― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, March 8, 2012 5:51 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if that 4chan meme was you gonna get raped

― some crap (electricsound), Thursday, March 8, 2012 5:52 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

A new friend (who seems to have lived a full and merry life, and who I look forward to dining out on the stories of) was telling me recently about a wedding where a fight broke out during the first dance, as it became apparent that the wife had been promised a wedding night threesome with the best man, a fact that the groom had not as yet been able to find the time to mention to him.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, March 8, 2012 6:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hooooly shit

I...I'm just going to gape at that for a bit.

haunting

I'm just going to gape at that for a bit.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont think youre the one doing the gaping there

But who was fighting whom?

The groom and the bride's dad.

About whether he could make it a foursome? Who knew he liked the best man that much.

see I just spent ten minutes resisting that joke

Fools rush in.

(ponders the full implications of Ned's allusion in regard to DJP)

i dont think youre the one doing the gaping there

oh i get it EWWW

yes, unthanking you, whiney

The Lone Ranger is on my WS list.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:54 PM (14 minutes ago)

Why did I just write that?

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:54 PM (14 minutes ago)

whois "lag∞n", is that a name change

icey

My understanding is the fight was threeway - first bride against groom for not telling the best man, then best man against groom from the same reason, then bride against best man for not rushing in.

wedding of the year imo

we had a wedding at the hotel i used to work at where the bride bragged to one of the banquet waiters that she "got a number from a cuite", even going so far as to pull the scrap of paper out of her bra to show the waiter

lol nicole!

Wait so whos idea was the 3some, the bride?

that's what I'm getting from the story

yeah that story is vague as fuck

seems like the groom suggested it, the bride was excited, they thought the best man would be pleasantly surprised, instead he was unpleasantly surprised, the groom was insulted, the pairing started scuffling, the father of the bride was like "what's all this about boys" and felt the whole thing was a dishonor on his daughter when he found out the truth, and then having had it all made public the bride, angry and publicly humiliated, went ham on the rejecting best man

its all implied but its all there imo

though yeah whether it was groom or bride's suggestion is hard to read

seemed like the bride's to me

still tho why would you not want to do that like slightly before or after the wedding

I mean dude's still gonna be around to bone later when your family's not all there right

exactly

dunno if they had a wedding to celebrate the momentous day of their threesome they probably felt it was pretty important

hahah

Sorry for being unclear - as I understand it (and I'm not claiming that I asked for this specific detail when I was told the story), the threesome was the bride's idea, which probably explains the groom's relutance to bring it up with the best man.

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

I would apologise for bringing the Excelsior thread to a screeching halt but, you know...

at least it's not a hundred or so posts about muppet babies

amen to that.

http://www.koool.com/life/details/wedding_trio.jpg

Also of course this turned up on www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=47&threadid=91408

Now, why didn't that work?

Sorry for being unclear - as I understand it (and I'm not claiming that I asked for this specific detail when I was told the story), the threesome was the bride's idea, which probably explains the groom's relutance to bring it up with the best man.

As to why on her wedding - duh, it's her special day. You guys have no romance in your souls.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, March 8, 2012 8:24 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still don't know why this would cause a fight between anyone?